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Autenrieth Road

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Chocolate for the Hosts Spiritual Communion
They'll be communing in both kinds: Green & Black.

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Autenrieth Road

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WTF is the point of... Unicycle, Curious Buddhist...
Just what I was thinking.
{read the All Saints thread if you're wondering what this is about.}

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A mammoth one today:

I smack and I'm ****ing Americans and Shipmates Expecting MW 1284: St Clement's Commentary on John

ITTWACWS

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Calling Erin to Hell
It is something we don't want to see


Says who? I rather enjoy the spectacle.

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HenryT

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taking a slight liberty

Arrested for handing The Calvinist God Staten Island/NYC Modern hymn revisions

I'd think "arrested" is mild!

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In Purgatory at the moment:

Author of Evil
Alpha


Not Nicky Gumbel surely?

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Married RC Bishops
Our fault?


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What must we do to be saved?
Tag Everyone


You're it.

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Curiosity killed ...

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New improved Creation a myth

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In Purgatory:

Oath of Allegiance
Hillary and Bro. Jerry Falwell


And so it begins...

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Human non-persons
Papio, Richard Dawkins...


That's harsh!

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HenryT

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sorry for a self-referential double post, but

Famous Consecutive
Priestly genitalia


deserves notice.

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Autenrieth Road

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Do you actually notice Priestly Genitalia
only when they're wearing transparent cassocks

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Duo Seraphim
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Limbo gets sent to er...limbo?!

Limbo no more


Certainly, if you manage to do your back in!

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The Messiah, Peace be upon him, said to his Apostles: 'Verily, this world is merely a bridge, so cross over it, and do not make it your abode.' (Bihar al-anwar xiv, 319)

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(from Heaven)

Penis for dinner?
how not to explain things to kids


Your dinner table may not be the most fortuitous venue for a discussion of the "facts of life" ...

[ 06. October 2006, 20:23: Message edited by: chicklegirl ]

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Keren-Happuch

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Today I consign to
Little Britain the
Bishop's Vestments


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EXCESS - The Art of Treason
Nea Fox

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HenryT

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Where is the body of Jesus?
aumbry


If you have a high view of the Real Presence, at least.

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Triple Tiara

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Possibly not good form to post about oneself, but I could not help but chuckle at:

Return of the Tridentine Triple Tiara

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Autenrieth Road

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Glad you did, I was chuckling myself!

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Advocatus Diaboli
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And then of course:

Tridentine Latin Mass...
(Smoke and Mirrors)


That's all it is, folks - if you can't see it, it must be just a magic trick!

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The only way of catching a train, I have discovered, is to miss the train before. (G.K.C.)

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HenryT

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What is the most boring
Accidental copulation


I have trouble imagining that being boring!

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HenryT

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Followed directly with

Songs that Describe
Accidental copulation


Stairway to Heaven ?

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mousethief

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What would happen if Jesus Christ returned to a church today?
Accidental copulation

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HenryT

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So Europe Doesn't Want
Racist, fascist, crusading
Name Change Amnesty!


I don't blame them. A kinder, gentler amnesty, by all means.

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mousethief

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What would happen if Jesus Christ returned to a church today?
Jesus Camp


Somehow....

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Keren-Happuch

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Family cooking horror -
Is torture always wrong?


Sounds scary...

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Curiosity killed ...

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quote:
Originally posted by Henry Troup:
What is the most boring
Accidental copulation


I have trouble imagining that being boring!

Boring - tedious, no, but:
Boring as in the Severn bore or drilling could be quite accurate.

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mousethief

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What's going on on Mount Athos?
Daily Fatwa


That sure seems wrong.

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HenryT

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From Purg right now:

BBC and "Institutional Bias"
Why don't the English remember
What's going on on Mount Athos?


I doubt the average Englishman knows where Mount Athos is ... which might be the Beeb's fault, I suppose.

and

Is torture always wrong?
My Friend Fred


Yeah, Rev. Phelps is a potential counterexample [Big Grin]

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quote:
Why don't the English remember...
Just when even I had nearly managed to put it out of my mind, you people keep reminding me!

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mousethief

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What's going on on Mount Athos?
Liberal Guilt and Good Works


The good works, I can believe. But liberal guilt? On Mt Athos? Hmmm.

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I can't believe you shag everyone

ITTWACW! [Eek!]

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Autenrieth Road

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Positions on arbitrary Priestly genitalia

Specifications for shagging everyone on a Christian website.

[ 31. October 2006, 13:30: Message edited by: Autenrieth Road ]

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HenryT

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A bonanza morning today:

Today I Consign to
Cats and dogs
Unfairness to boys


(must be the puppydog's tails, I suppose)

and

Little Britain - The
daily offices redux


The anti-Imperialist revision of the BCP?

and

How far back does Biblical
Alphabet's back! Come,
biblical inerrancy


Easy as Alef, Bet, Gimel

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Keren-Happuch

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In a similar vein:
Today I consign to
Cats and dogs
Teenage kicks


which is just cruel.

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HenryT

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Thanksgiving for the
Global darkness at
Rosencratz


sounds a bit dodgy to me...

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Right now the Boards home page reads:

I can't believe you, Saint Buddha, calling lidsave777 to hell!

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Problems with organ...
So I had this dream


If you're having those kinds of dreams, I think your organ is working just fine!

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Autenrieth Road

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How to avoid having Car Repairs

Don't buy a Ford.

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Problems with organ outings: A new form of worship.


And Australian Muslim blames eagles swings, hot incense and smoke alarms.

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THese two span two boards, but I found them pretty funny:

StyX: Problems with organ

Heaven: I want to try my hand

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Problems with organ...
Public humiliation

'nuff said.

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Stevie Boy Wonder
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Sorry to double post, but I've just spotted in Heaven...

What do you do to a civil partnership?
Outings...

I'm guessing by the time there's a civil partnership happening, the outing part has already been taken care of...

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Also by the same author

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quote:
Originally posted by Triple Tiara:
Possibly not good form to post about oneself, but I could not help but chuckle at:

Return of the Tridentine Triple Tiara

And now there's this:


The Investiture of the Triple Tiara [Hot and Hormonal]

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Triple Tiara

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eeee, I'm doing this on wrong thread am I not? thought twas famous last posts. So sorry folks [Hot and Hormonal]

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My first and probably only appearance here (and resurrecting the thread to boot), but I'm in the sort of mood that makes it impossible to resist this plaintive cry in Hell:

I hate Christmas because ...
I do not want to ...
Show ID or get tazered

[Eek!] And I thought family rows were the biggest hazard at Christmas!

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Things I hate to see adorning a church building...Phelps.

Amen to that.

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I hate Christmas because...
Can't give it up


Weak-willed whiners.

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quote:
Originally posted by infinite_monkey:
Things I hate to see adorning a church building...Phelps.

Amen to that.

Well, if we hung him from the steeple ... [Devil]

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A mate of the wind and sea.
If they think they ha’ slain our Goodly Fere
They are fools eternally.


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mousethief

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slightly more sophisticated than my previous...

I hate Christmas because...
STUPID computer admins
Can't give it up


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