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Bishops Finger
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[Killing me]

Bet he (i.e. the Patriarch) didn't get anywhere, though.

IJ

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churchgeek

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quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:
Abraham was testing Martin60

"Oh Martin! Will you sweep away the intelligible amid the unintelligible? What if there are five non-enigmatic ideas in your prose? Will you really drown them out and not spare other Shipmates for the sake of those five actual ideas?"

[Two face]

[Overused]

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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lilBuddha
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Eggnog Piglet
A small consumer of too much eggnog? A piglet made of eggnog? An Eggnog made of Piglet?
Or does Pooh not know of punctuation?

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Hallellou, hallellou

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Wesley J

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Eggnog Boogie

Too much of the former, the latter ensues!

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Wesley J

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Shake it all about:... Boogie

Seems about right. [Yipee]

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Eutychus
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Is it really the last Wet Kipper

If so, I'm not sure whether to be disappointed or relieved.

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lilBuddha
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Royal Wedding: whose piglet?
Corgis, I’d have expected...

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churchgeek

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All scripture is given Nick Tamen

Do you think he'll share any of it?

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churchgeek

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What has gone wrong...Schroedinger's cat

You peeked, didn't you.

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Wesley J

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Tea and biscuits or... Wesley J

One doesn't exclude the other. Except that I am quite partial to the two former one, and thus there might be none left...! [Hot and Hormonal]

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Wesley J

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Oops... Service booklet... (Baptist Trainfan)

Timetable misprinted?

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Is it really the last ... Jedijudy

Surely there's only one. [Smile]

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alto n a soprano who can read music

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Zappa
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Young, scrappy, and ... Ian Climacus just doesn't sound right. Not the Ian we know and love. Well, except the young bit.

(Nice to see you back in form, IC [Axe murder] )

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shameless self promotion - because I think it's worth it
and mayhap this too: http://broken-moments.blogspot.co.nz/

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churchgeek

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At last, Evangelicals Moo

...thus joining the barnyard chorus of the oinking Catholics, the crowing Orthodox, the bleating Anglicans, and all the mainline hee-hawing.

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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churchgeek

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How would you read Lamb Chopped

Is that the carnivore's version of tea leaves?

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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Zappa
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The prayers of the Tree Bee

has a nice feel to it

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Tree Bee

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quote:
Originally posted by Zappa:
The prayers of the Tree Bee

has a nice feel to it

[Smile]

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Wesley J

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Find your inner chef... Baptist Trainfan

... in the buffet car?

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Wesley J

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Spiritual abuse is... Moo

Holy cow! [Eek!]

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Gill H

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Well, it may relate to that whole ‘animal noises’ thing from a few years ago...

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*sigh* We can’t all be Alan Cresswell.

- Lyda Rose

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balaam

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What constitutes a balaam

1. Having a talking donkey.
2. Not being called Shrek.

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Eutychus
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What constitutes a Schroedinger's cat

Tricky. As I understand it, if we look to find out it will disappear.

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Eutychus
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What constitutes a Martha

I'm pretty sure I've sat through this sermon, more than once.

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mousethief

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Tea and biscuits or Bishops Finger

Uh, I'll take the tea and biscuits, please. (Is this the relics thread?)

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This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...

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churchgeek

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Where does your father Pigwidgeon

I'd have to ask him what that even means, let alone where he does it!

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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lilBuddha
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My birthplace is more Less and fewer
Um, what?

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Hallellou, hallellou

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Rosa Gallica officinalis
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How often do you clean... L'organist

He gets a bath once a year whether he needs it or not.

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Come for tea, come for tea, my people.

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L'organist
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... but showers daily!

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Rara temporum felicitate ubi sentire quae velis et quae sentias dicere licet

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balaam

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How often do you clean Baptist Trainfan

After the train has gone through a tunnel with windows open he will certainly need it.

[aside]Ah, the romance of steam[/aside]

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Chorister

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New ship and new boards Moo

Is there no end to the delights which await us at the relaunch??

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balaam

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The prayers of the Telepath

I wonder how that will go down at the next Communion service?

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Rosa Gallica officinalis
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The prayers of the Erroneus Monk
were addressed to the wrong deity, and therefore answered with disastrous consequences.

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Come for tea, come for tea, my people.

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Wesley J

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Julian of Norwich and silent... venbede

Women power made him shut up?

[ 25. January 2018, 10:54: Message edited by: Wesley J ]

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Sipech
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Speaking the Name of...Martin60

If you do it in the mirror 3 times, he won't appear, but you may be mocked for thinking he might.

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Wesley J

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Admitting to yourself you... Orb

You say that as if it was a bad thing!

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churchgeek

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New vicar changes Gamaliel

Can we get the old vicar back, then?

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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churchgeek

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quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:
What constitutes a Martha

I'm pretty sure I've sat through this sermon, more than once.

Is that the one that made you fall out the window?

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Wesley J

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Admitting to yourself... hatless

So you forgot your headgear again!

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Bishops Finger
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No Whisky Priests here...Evensong

Well, quite. Can't have the Rersicles and Vesponses all slurred, now can we?

IJ

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Wesley J

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Where did Pilate get... Bishops Finger

A question that has puzzled scientists throughout the ages.

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Wesley J

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Just pick it up and... Curiosity killed ...

That's one way of looking at it. Before picking it up, please check that it's safe, though!

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churchgeek

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Where did Pilate get Lamb Chopped

I assume his personal cook would have chopped it for him.

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Wesley J

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Philosophy, and Being... lilBuddha

Certainly helps!

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Wesley J

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When Google Fails You:... Amanda B. Reckondwythe

Quite! [Overused]

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Wesley J

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All scripture is given... mousethief

Hey, I want some, too! [Eek!]

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lilBuddha
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Do I have a Divisional Boogie

Divisive, maybe. But needs work before representing the division.

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Hallellou, hallellou

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churchgeek

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Do you recognize this Bishop's Finger

Well, if you know it's a bishop's finger, it must have an episcopal ring on it. Can you just show me the ring and not the finger, please?

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Bishops Finger
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[Eek!]

IJ

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Boogie

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Can living equines Boogie?

Of course they can - dressage!

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Sioni Sais
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quote:
Originally posted by Boogie:
Can living equines Boogie?

Of course they can - dressage!

If only Kenwritez were with us. I feel sure he would produce an "Interpretive Dance for Equines" routine. I don't think Martha Graham ever tried, but who knows.

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