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Knopwood
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quote:
Originally posted by Spike:
I want to leave or change... riverfalls

Don't we all....

[Killing me]
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Knopwood
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Most disconcerting Liturgy Queen

Archbishop Hope? [Devil]

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Autenrieth Road

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Calling Apprentice KenWritez

You're about 9632 posts too late.

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Truth

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mousethief

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America alone will trebuchet

Everybody else will catapult.

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Wesley J

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I'm building a church... Bishops Finger

I'd say he might need more than one finger. Except he's the Bishop of Oz.

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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Knopwood
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Celibacy, sexual orientation, Liturgy Queen

The trifecta!

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Schroedinger's cat

Ship's cool cat
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Whats going on in Vikki Pollard

I haven't a clue, and I'm not sure I want to find out.

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Blog
Music for your enjoyment
Lord may all my hard times be healing times
take out this broken heart and renew my mind.

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Knopwood
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Dumb things we do for Spiffy da WonderSheep

Promoting her scintillating wit through one's sig is hardly "dumb"! {{sniff}}

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LeRoc

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Priestly genitalia (Worm in the Grass)
This gives strange images in my head...

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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)

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Spiffy
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LQ, aww, shucks...

Nurks, you are not (MouseThief)

Just in case you were confused.

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Looking for a simple solution to all life's problems? We are proud to present obstinate denial. Accept no substitute. Accept nothing.
--Night Vale Radio Twitter Account

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Choirboy
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Nurks, you are not...Spiffy da WonderSheep

Ain't dat da truth!

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gizzie

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Most Disconcerting Liturgy Queen
After the recent 'trifecta' we're not surprised...

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quirky_beth
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Nurks you are not...AdamPater.

Just in case you weren't sure.

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Bullfrog.

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It's the time to fire anteater

Seriously! I mean, has anyone else noticed the bugs around here!

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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg

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Trudy Scrumptious

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nurks, you are not nurks

Now I AM confused.

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Books and things.

I lied. There are no things. Just books.

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infinite_monkey
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Nurks, you are not...fight club for the soul

However much you may wish to whack us over the head with our various sins.

[ 22. November 2006, 00:24: Message edited by: infinite_monkey ]

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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.

--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
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HenryT

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nurks, you are not RooK

and a good thing too!

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Knopwood
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quote:
Originally posted by Trudy Scrumptious:
nurks, you are not nurks

Now I AM confused.

I've never suspected Trudy of having a messianic complex, but now that she's making "I AM" statements...
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mousethief

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Before Abraham was mentioned in Tuesday's Grauniad, I AM CONFUSED. [Biased]

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comet

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it's a grand thread title, isn't it?

nurks, you are not... SearchingForAbsolutes

I beg to differ...

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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions

"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin

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mousethief

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nurks you are not SearchingForAbsolutes

Of course not. He's already found them all.

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Golden Key
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Oh, Those Catholic Zappa


[Eek!] Oh my gosh--there are Catholic ones, too???

[Paranoid]

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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")

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comet

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Dumb things we do for Zappa

all sorts of things, he need only ask!

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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions

"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin

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Teufelchen
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Let's exterminate U

Text-speak daleks? Hide!

T.

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Little devil

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Bullfrog.

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Sending the lambs to U


Mail order lambs by text message! Woo hoo!

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Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg

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mousethief

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Sending the lambs to My Duck

Bad plan. Barnfowl should be fed a strictly vegetarian diet.

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mousethief

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Exeter CU made to rename Mousethief

Call me Ishmael.

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gizzie

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Odd things in Hell- Choirboy
[Devil]

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gizzie

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and
Oh, those Catholic nurks
They even have nurks in Rome?

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gizzie

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and
Biblical innerancy nurks


we are witnessing the creation of a new verb - to nurk, nurking, nurked. Translation is subjective.

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Knopwood
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What the young 'uns Spike

The punch at school dances?

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infinite_monkey
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Happy Thanksgiving Frustrated Farmer
(No turkey for you!)

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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.

--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com

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Wet Kipper
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Exeter CU made to rename Wet Kipper

someone else thinks "Papa Smurf" was better, then ?

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Teufelchen
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I do not like Fried Wet Kipper

But it's a great British delicacy!

T.

[ 23. November 2006, 10:35: Message edited by: Teufelchen ]

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Little devil

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Zappa
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Vatican Approach to ... Matt Black A learned, cautious approach, tinged with the wisdome of centuries. And when that doen't vork "no one expects ze Inquisition."

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shameless self promotion - because I think it's worth it
and mayhap this too: http://broken-moments.blogspot.co.nz/

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Zappa
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quote:
Originally posted by comet:
Dumb things we do for Zappa

all sorts of things, he need only ask!

Awwww .... [Axe murder]

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mousethief

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Fundamentalism is the Pure Sunshine

<sings> Oh, I wish that it would rain...

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Loquacious beachcomber
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Odd things in hell ... RooK

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TODAY'S SPECIAL - AND SO ARE YOU (Sign on beachfront fish & chips shop)

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Left at the Altar

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Jonathon Edwards on Gordon Cheng

I didn't think Gordon approved of that kind of thing. [Razz]

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Still pretty Amazing, but no longer Mavis.

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quote:
Originally posted by MouseThief:
Fundamentalism is the Pure Sunshine

<sings> Oh, I wish that it would rain...

Ha ha ha ...

Today in the Styx, "Want to leave or change Calindreams" - well, Calin, you know where you're not wanted ... [Biased]

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Pure Sunshine by name, and sometimes by nature.

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Rowan and the right-wing Callan

Together they fight crime, injustice and fret about the erosion of family values.

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koshatnik
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Questioning couplets pimple

I'm sure it's big and pustulous enough to be considered a boil.

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gizzie

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Fundamentalism is the Crooked Cucumber

just a bit too obscure for me. Needs some explanation.

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Smudgie

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Can anybody translate... Sharkshooter

Sorry, he's totally unintelligible to me.

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Miss you, Erin.

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Advocatus Diaboli
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Privileges of being a 'maiden' Mrs Wogan...

I can think of a few.

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Shipmate formerly known as lazystudent

The only way of catching a train, I have discovered, is to miss the train before. (G.K.C.)

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Smudgie

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Priviledges of being.... duchess

I can think of quite a few. Getting to ride around in a carriage is rather nice, and living in a grand palace with servants and the like...

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Miss you, Erin.

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infinite_monkey
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Let's exterminate...infinite monkey

Can't be done: there are hundreds of thousands more primates waiting behind the initial onslought.

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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.

--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
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Janine

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Dumb things we do for... Mousethief

I knew that fancy new beard curler wouldn't be a great hit... dunno why I sent it.

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I'm a Fundagelical Evangimentalist. What are you?
Take Me Home * My Heart * An hour with Rich Mullins *

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Janine

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"Let's exterminate"... Papio

[Eek!]

Don't you dare! The Ship wouldn't be the same without him.

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I'm a Fundagelical Evangimentalist. What are you?
Take Me Home * My Heart * An hour with Rich Mullins *

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infinite_monkey
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Things I hate to see...Pulsator Organorum Ineptus.
My grasp of Latin's not so firm, but I'm guessing that hearing it might actually be the greater problem. [Smile]

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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.

--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com

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