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Thread: Grandson of FLP (Famous Last Posts!)
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duchess
Ship's Blue Blooded Lady
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Childless and aging...duchess
Oh ouch.
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Wet Kipper
Circus Runaway
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President Obama is....Mousethief
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lilBuddha
Shipmate
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Panic! I'm running Lothlorien
I swear, the names they give Linux variants...
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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President Obama Is ... monkeylizard
see, that's where David Icke missed a trick - forgot to include the primates.
-------------------- “Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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What is the point of Amazing Grace?
When you need it, you'll know, bubeleh. [ 21. November 2010, 06:52: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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Bishop rubbishes wedding fingerdoughnut.
Yeah, that wedding supper food is overpriced and shot full of E numbers, that's for sure!
-------------------- Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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Loquacious beachcomber
Shipmate
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I don't intend on tolerating Jacobsen
Now, now, now! I think she's kinda sweet, and she hasn't tried to open a new poetry thread for weeks.
-------------------- TODAY'S SPECIAL - AND SO ARE YOU (Sign on beachfront fish & chips shop)
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jedijudy
Organist of the Jedi Temple
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There were several good ones just now! Here's one:
Bishop rubbishes wedding mousethief
Avctually, I think a mousethief would be very good for a wedding. Who wants mice eating the wedding cake?
-------------------- Jasmine, little cat with a big heart.
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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I Don't Intend On Tolerating Sober Preacher's Kid
Someone get the poor thing a drink!
-------------------- Some say that man is the root of all evil Others say God's a drunkard for pain Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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President Obama Is... no_prophet
But he's very nobel.
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Josephine
Orthodox Belle
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The Bishop and the RooK
...can't move on the board until some of the pawns get out of the way.
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Drifting Star
Drifting against the wind
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The Bishop and the Chorister
Oooh... do tell...
-------------------- The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus
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Hedgehog
Ship's Shortstop
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Catholic men can now cum . . . Schroedinger's cat
No, I don't think that is what the Pope meant...
-------------------- "We must regain the conviction that we need one another, that we have a shared responsibility for others and the world, and that being good and decent are worth it."--Pope Francis, Laudato Si'
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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quote: Originally posted by Hedgehog: Catholic men can now cum . . . Schroedinger's cat
No, I don't think that is what the Pope meant...
You won't know until you look in the box. So to speak.
-------------------- This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...
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Triple Tiara
Ship's Papabile
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Orthodox in Syria seek cliffdweller
They think Mt Athos is only for softies?
-------------------- I'm a Roman. You may call me Caligula.
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Prince William to Marry piglet
No wonder the Bish of Willesden is outraged!
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Catholic men can now Boogie
A new take on Interpretive Liturgical Dance?
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Drifting Star
Drifting against the wind
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Big Dick (Call me Numpty)
Is that some sort of chat up line?
-------------------- The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus
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lilBuddha
Shipmate
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Catholic Men can now think too Too? Has it been proven any man can think.
-------------------- I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning Hallellou, hallellou
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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What type of breakfast bib
I'm such a messy eater I need at bib even at snack times!
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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luvanddaisies
the'fun'in'fundie'™
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in heaven at the moment... Panic! I'm running Two Left Feet and Tuneless
-------------------- "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." (Mark Twain)
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Blessing instead of Spiffy
Is there a difference?
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Availability.
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Boogie
Boogie on down!
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Does baby Jesus hate Belle Ringer?
Probably - if she wakes him up from his afternoon naps.
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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I Don't Intend On Tolerating Boogie
So I can't dance, So what?
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Ways to Economize Penny Lane
Close it down? Turn it into a field? Delete it from people's memory?
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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lilBuddha
Shipmate
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The Ambiguity of Fornication Boogie
Unauthorized remake of Dirty Dancing?
-------------------- I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning Hallellou, hallellou
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Golden Key
Shipmate
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Calling my co-relgionists Spiffy
is quite a compliment, actually!
-------------------- Blessed Gator, pray for us! --"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon") --"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Why, Why, Why, Deliliah? mousethief
Well, there's as clear an answer as it gets.
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Nunzia
Shipmate
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bullying AntiSocial Alto
Sopranos can be so cruel.
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
# 6075
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So you think shift... Think²
Got to, there's so much thinking to do!
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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BessLane
Shipmate
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bullying. birdsoftheair
AKA Duck season
-------------------- It's all on me and I won't tell it. formerly BessHiggs
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Autenrieth Road
Shipmate
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The Bible, as Alan Cresswell
Well, we are talking infallible sources.
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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Recipe thread - another piglet
completed by an apple in the snout.
-------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
# 6075
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Ways to Economize M.
For a start, use a lowercase 'm'?
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
# 6075
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Birds, birds, birds,... Josephine
That flocking may be explained by her feeding the beasties.
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Nunzia
Shipmate
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You driving in the...Spike
Stop! I'm not a vampire.
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Drifting Star
Drifting against the wind
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Can the CofE dig itself cheesymarzipan?
I suppose it depends where it goes digging...
-------------------- The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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What to do with worn out.... Thurible
Put it in the correct recycling bin, perhaps?
-------------------- Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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Boogie
Boogie on down!
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The perfect Christmas Dormouse.
This one perhaps - awwww! Just needs a little Santa hat ...
-------------------- Garden. Room. Walk
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
# 473
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I don't intend on tolerating Angel Wrestler
I'm not surprised - didn't your mother ever teach you that it is wrong to fight girls and angels?
-------------------- Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
# 6075
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Does the universe ring... Golden Key
It's just its janitor.
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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quote: Originally posted by Wesley J: Ways to Economize Penny Lane
Close it down? Turn it into a field? Delete it from people's memory?
Clearly the solution is to turn it into Halfpenny Lane.
-------------------- I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.
http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Nice one!
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Would you pray to Saint... Graven Image
Nope. 'Tis idolatry. And anyway, I'm too protestant for that.
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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quote: Originally posted by Esmeralda: quote: Originally posted by Wesley J: Ways to Economize Penny Lane
Close it down? Turn it into a field? Delete it from people's memory?
Clearly the solution is to turn it into Halfpenny Lane.
There's a Pennyfarthing Lane in Salisbury - must be inflation
-------------------- “Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Would you pray to Saint Josephine?
Oh, but I do, I do.
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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quote: Originally posted by mousethief: Would you pray to Saint Josephine?
Oh, but I do, I do.
Ah! I was just coming over here to suggest a PM might be better. But in your case, mt, you can speak face to face!
-------------------- I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Would you pray to Saint... CuppaT
Verily verily, my cup overfloweth.
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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