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Welease Woderwick

Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Archaic and beautiful Barnabas62

Aw, come on, he's not that old/beautiful!*

*please delete whichever doesn't apply.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Josephine

Orthodox Belle
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I hope God has updated mousethief

That was Dr. Kim, actually.

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Welease Woderwick

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What is meant by a Jon in the Nati

Possibly that the Nati has an en-suite bathroom.

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mousethief

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Food combos that are Foxy

I think it's more the way they're eaten than the combo that makes the difference here.

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mousethief

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Fucking pox-ridden piglet

Um, can I have the chicken?

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comet

Snowball in Hell
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Tea Party Abolishes Think²

apparently.

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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions

"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin

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itokro
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Why do gay people want Anglican_Brat?

I don't know. Has Anglican_Brat been warned?

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balaam

Making an ass of myself
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What is meant by a Chelley

Is it a cherry jelly?

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lilBuddha
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Is this prophecy Spiffy?
Depends on if it comes true.

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Hallellou, hallellou

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Nunzia

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Why do gay people want...Sine Nomine?

You kidding me? Check the gallery; The brother is GORgeous!

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the giant cheeseburger
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Rating one nation's Doc Tor amazingly appeared on a thread about health care!

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If I give a homeopathy advocate a really huge punch in the face, can the injury be cured by giving them another really small punch in the face?

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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Why do gay people want... LutheranChik

She's... magic!

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Sioni Sais
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Massive Australian Banner Lady

You can almost see Sheila holding up a flag the size of Sydney Opera House.

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Chorister

Completely Frocked
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Was the Psalmist a Fletcher Christian?

No, he was a Jewish Shepherd, actually.

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joan knox

Knoxy is my homeboy
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what happened to the Mousethief

Given that the 2nd mouse always gets the cheese, we hope Mousethief came 2nd...

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Welease Woderwick

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A new twist on an old tale:

Gold, frankincense, Mudfrog

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Wet Kipper
Circus Runaway
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What happened to the....The Revolutionist

he was imprisoned by the...the Fascist Government

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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Personalization of... South Coast Kevin

I'd say that is fairly personalised already, don't ya think?

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mousethief

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No, you may NOT carve your monogram in other shipmates!

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Welease Woderwick

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What happened to the Zappa

The Pete went to stay with him for a week and he has never been the same since!

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Eutychus
From the edge
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King James Version Moo

Mooeth? Loweth?

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joan knox

Knoxy is my homeboy
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Quakers...Imaginary Friend

No, I'm sure they're real...

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Welease Woderwick

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Are Australians all Mili

No most are either Bruce or Sheila.

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infinite_monkey
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Bath salts considered...no prophet

The Jesus tortilla already had that market cornered.

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And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.

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Autenrieth Road

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What one might consider five

4+1. 2+3. e^(ln(9-4)). Lots of things, really.

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Left at the Altar

Ship's Siren
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Are Australians all The Amazing Mavis

They wish.

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Welease Woderwick

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What happened to the Barnabas62

I think they went the same way as the Heinz 57.

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Barnabas62
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quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
What happened to the Barnabas62

I think they went the same way as the Heinz 57.

They became 68 and counting ..

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lilBuddha
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Geek Revival: the computing mousethief.

So, does he nick computers or does he use them to plan his dastardly deeds?

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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Geek Revival: the computing... Alex Cockell

Quite! He's da man. [Big Grin]

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Pearl B4 Swine
Ship's Oyster-Shucker
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Eight times . . . by five

That'd be forty, I think.

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Oinkster

"I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job)

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joan knox

Knoxy is my homeboy
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How do I get the Cafe...Meerkat

Come by on the 1st Tuesday of the month at lunch - served with little green balls of death aka brussel sprouts and lashings of gravy.

What happened to the...Squibs

I believe they were damp.

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Welease Woderwick

Sister Incubus Nightmare
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What happened to the Boogie

It got played by the Woogie Bugle Boy from Company B!

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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joan knox

Knoxy is my homeboy
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Languages that don't have cheesymarzipan

quite a few, I suspect...

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Ariel
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High efficiency washing Ariel.

(Before anyone else does. I wish I'd realized before posting on that thread.)

(Not that I'm going to get in a spin or a lather over this.)

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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Thousand Tongues Foaming Draught

First might be explained by too much of the second.

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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Geek Revival: the computing... Coffee Cup

CPU in a mug: very hi-tech! [Smile]

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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One of life's simple joys... glockenspiel

Yes! [Smile]

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balaam

Making an ass of myself
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...he's a very naughty Afghan

The return of the Taliban.

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Foaming Draught
The Low in Low Church
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Why do gay people want iGeek

chacun à son goût

[Google translator suggests that this is roughly "each to his own". iF]

[ 01. February 2011, 13:10: Message edited by: Imaginary Friend ]

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mousethief

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Translation, please.

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Imaginary Friend

Real to you
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This is a reminder to all posters that posting in a non-English language is only allowed if an English translation is given.

Junior hosting isn't great, either.

Imaginary Friend
Circus Host

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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Women Bishops, or else... cheesymarzipan

I'll have the bishops then, thank you. YMMV. [Biased]

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joan knox

Knoxy is my homeboy
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Massive Australian...Japes

Well, after all that horrid weather it's nice they can still manage to have some fun...

[ 01. February 2011, 19:22: Message edited by: joan knox ]

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lilBuddha
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What happened to the Lamb Chopped?

Fell on the floor, gave it to the dog.

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Lamb Chopped
Ship's kebab
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Hey!

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Er, this is what I've been up to (book).
Oh, that you would rend the heavens and come down!

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joan knox

Knoxy is my homeboy
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but more menacingly, this has been changed to:
What happened to the hatless?

I'm plumping for a theory involving specially trained Daleks, schooled in the art of good old fashioned manners, which have been quietly removing the hatless from society...

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Drifting Star

Drifting against the wind
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Massive Australian Banner Lady

Hey, now, that's just rude. [Disappointed]

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Sioni Sais
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quote:
Originally posted by Drifting Star:
Massive Australian Banner Lady

Hey, now, that's just rude. [Disappointed]

It could just be a lady who carries a massive Australian banner!

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(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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joan knox

Knoxy is my homeboy
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The Young and the Restless Biscuitnapper

too much sugar, perhaps?

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