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iGeek

Number of the Feast
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High efficiency washing iGeek

Just take me to the local carwash and roll me through.

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lilBuddha
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High efficiency washing Lamb Chopped.
I told you, Fed it to the dog. Washing would not have helped, trust me.

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Hallellou, hallellou

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Lamb Chopped
Ship's kebab
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[Paranoid]

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Er, this is what I've been up to (book).
Oh, that you would rend the heavens and come down!

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Drifting Star

Drifting against the wind
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Why I am no longer Marvin the Martian

Moved to another planet?

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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus

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Drifting Star

Drifting against the wind
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What happened to the Marvin the Martian

I told you, I think he moved to another planet. [Roll Eyes]

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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus

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Pearl B4 Swine
Ship's Oyster-Shucker
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Why I am no longer Yorick

<groan> Another ID shift?

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Oinkster

"I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job)

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matthew_dixon
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Videos and images of... Alex Cockell

is apparently the last post in Ecclesiantics at present...

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Angel Wrestler
Ship's Hipster
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Read along or recite Sonata3

I prefer to sing along

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The fact that no one understands you does not make you an artist.
(unknown)

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Chorister

Completely Frocked
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Man banned from having Think 2

Not only is the poor guy banned from having sex, he's not even allowed to think either.

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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.

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lilBuddha
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Arizona: Bill To Allow lilBuddha
Fairly certain this one will not pass.

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Hallellou, hallellou

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LeRoc

Famous Dutch pirate
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Man banned from having five

I agree. Four is quite enough. And take a taxi home will you?

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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)

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joan knox

Knoxy is my homeboy
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The Syro-Phoenician Latchkey Kid

Off having a devil of a time?

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Jesus saves, Allah protects, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich

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mousethief

Ship's Thieving Rodent
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I keep seeing Mission-shaped Evensong and thinking of one of our esteemed shipmates looking like a Californian Jesuit mission -- maybe one with two tall and lofty, um, bell-towers.

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Welease Woderwick

Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Read the manual or Boogie

Well, I wanted to foxtrot but...

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Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Zappa
Ship's Wake
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I Don't Intend On Tolerating ... Beethoven

So roll over y'old bastard. [Disappointed]

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shameless self promotion - because I think it's worth it
and mayhap this too: http://broken-moments.blogspot.co.nz/

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Welease Woderwick

Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Do you not yet understand Latchkey Kid

Advanced calculus, no problem, but shipmates? You have to be kidding.

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Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Golden Key
Shipmate
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The Syro-Phoenecian Golden Key.

Dan Brown...paging Dan Brown!

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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")

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LeRoc

Famous Dutch pirate
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Why I love my sweetie,... (ten thousand difficulties)

Sounds like an accurate description of marriage to me [Biased]

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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)

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Ariel
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What have you fed your Desert Daughter?

Sandwiches and spice biscuits, washed down with a Dune Bug cocktail.

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mousethief

Ship's Thieving Rodent
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I don't intend on tolerating Beethoven.

Mozart, though, I've got all the time in the world for.

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Drifting Star

Drifting against the wind
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Obama wants to tax the giant cheeseburger

[Big Grin]

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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Planes, trains and... the giant cheeseburger

An American in Paris? [Note: NOT the Hilton one, you dirty sods! [Roll Eyes] ]

[ 17. February 2011, 17:46: Message edited by: Wesley J ]

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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BessLane
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well, if the giant cheeseburger is as big as a plane, I can see why Obama would want to tax it.

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It's all on me and I won't tell it.
formerly BessHiggs

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joan knox

Knoxy is my homeboy
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I don't intend on tolerating Twilight

Darn right! Vampires like totally suck.

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mousethief

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quote:
Originally posted by joan knox:
Vampires like totally suck.

GROAN!

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joan knox

Knoxy is my homeboy
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quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
quote:
Originally posted by joan knox:
Vampires like totally suck.

GROAN!
[Big Grin]
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Boogie

Boogie on down!
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Plato & Jesus Boogie

Sorry to quote my own name - but this makes such a great mental image!

[Yipee]

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Garden. Room. Walk

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wesleyswig
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Bankers say it is time...
(Think²)


[ 20. February 2011, 13:37: Message edited by: wesleyswig ]

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wesleyswig
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News on Jesus's teenage years leaks out....

Jesus was greatly disturbed
(pimple)


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"I am still a Methodist, You can never get it's special glow out of your blood" Ellen Wilkinson
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Nunzia

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I love that! I can just see young Jesus fretting about his face while Mary stands by.

"Oh, Honey, you're perfect You're beautiful, without spot or blemish. I'm not just saying that because I'm you're Mom. Now you quit hiding in your room and go out and talk to people!

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lilBuddha
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The Conversion of a Lamb Chopped
Conversion to what? Pork?
Besides, I told you, gave it to the dog.

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Hallellou, hallellou

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basso

Ship’s Crypt Keeper
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The Syro-Phoenician LutheranChik made me giggle.
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Darkwing
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Church Is Too Spiffy

I prefer a more boring, mundane worship experience.

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"Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament!"
- Kenneth, 30 Rock

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wesleyswig
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Mission Shaped Evensong Curiosity Killed...

Strangley reflects some of the comments in the discussion!

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lilBuddha
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Ten Years Old mousethief
Beginning a life of crime early. Does not bode well. [Disappointed]

[ 24. February 2011, 00:58: Message edited by: lilBuddha ]

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Hallellou, hallellou

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LeRoc

Famous Dutch pirate
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How does the Trinity boogie

The Father puts on some of His old James Brown records. The Son starts to let His hair down. And the Holy Spirit gets all of the Saints in the right mood to funk.

Oh yeah, bring it on baby!

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Darkwing
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quote:
Originally posted by LeRoc:
How does the Trinity boogie

Isn't that the whole idea of perichoresis? [Big Grin]

Things you think are piglet
Let's see...pigs...hogs...swine...sows...boars...

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"Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament!"
- Kenneth, 30 Rock

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Eutychus
From the edge
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Don't Look Back in Clemency

Sounds like a great plan [Two face]

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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy

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iGeek

Number of the Feast
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I Don't Intend On Tolerating Beethoven

Vivaldi and Mozart, I'll think about ...

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Darkwing
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Fostering Ban on Christian Spawn

Looks like Dawkins is finally having his way!

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"Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament!"
- Kenneth, 30 Rock

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Welease Woderwick

Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Here's me on me:

Why do Gays have to Welease Woderwick

Because I'm not really into Bondage.

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Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details

What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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wesleyswig
Shipmate
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All homosexuality,...
(Organ Builder)


[Two face]

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Darkwing
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Fox is not news, says Og, King of Bashan
By royal decree!

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"Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament!"
- Kenneth, 30 Rock

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Lyda*Rose

Ship's broken porthole
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Fox is not news says...romanlion. [Snigger]

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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano

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Drifting Star

Drifting against the wind
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Introducing Saul to Autenrieth Road

Couldn't we introduce him to the Damascus road instead?

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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus

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mousethief

Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Who cares about a high Chorister

Well, our church could certainly use a countertenor.

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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Anti-gay pastor caught... Wesley J

Eeek! Leave me alone, you public meatbeater, you! Or at least wash your hands! [Ultra confused]

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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Drifting Star

Drifting against the wind
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Rename the Ship of cheesymarzipan

Actually, I like that as a name.

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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus

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Eutychus
From the edge
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Anti-gay pastor caught Schroedinger's cat

That's quite a scientific achievement.

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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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Things you think are Keren-Happuch
Pretty much just the Shipmate.

Private Christenings Sine Nomine
I guess we're keeping it private so as not to confuse too large a congregation?

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I reserve the right to change my mind.

My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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