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Thread: Grandson of FLP (Famous Last Posts!)
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Originally posted by Nunzia:
I love that! I can just see young Jesus fretting about his face while Mary stands by.
"Oh, Honey, you're perfect You're beautiful, without spot or blemish. I'm not just saying that because I'm you're Mom. Now you quit hiding in your room and go out and talk to people!
And if this problem continued into his 20s, we may have an idea of why he didn't enter into public ministry till age 30! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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Shipmates expecting Panda
That should make them less endangered.
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blog
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Anti-gay pastor caught... Squirrel
Is it the bushy tail that has him confused?
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Could it have been Lamb Chopped
Nope, that was definitely next door's cat in the curry!
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Yorick, come and preen mousethief
Ack! No! I'm fine! I'm fine!
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BessLane
Shipmate
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How to get more young Wood
Little blue pill perhaps.
sorry, I tried to resist, I really did. Honest.
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It's all on me and I won't tell it.
formerly BessHiggs
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marzipan
Shipmate
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How to get more young Wood
Gardening thread, or something entirely different?
Aack! BessHiggs beat me to it!
[ 09. March 2011, 15:02: Message edited by: cheesymarzipan ]
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formerly cheesymarzipan.
Now containing 50% less cheese
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joan knox
Knoxy is my homeboy
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Waitrose secretly sells ...cod
Why? Another EU quota broken?
[ 10. March 2011, 10:08: Message edited by: joan knox ]
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Jesus saves, Allah protects, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich
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kingsfold
Shipmate
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In similar vein
Waitrose secretly sells... Spawn
Bleurgh
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the giant cheeseburger
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by BessHiggs:
How to get more young Wood
Little blue pill perhaps.
sorry, I tried to resist, I really did. Honest.
That's for old wood. A low-cut shirt is usually enough for young wood.
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If I give a homeopathy advocate a really huge punch in the face, can the injury be cured by giving them another really small punch in the face?
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Drifting Star
Drifting against the wind
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Waitrose secretly sells mdijon
mdijon mmustard? Our Waitrose has never made a secret of it. ![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif)
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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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So many at the moment!
We can know ... May Adrienne
Well, guys, should we tell her?
Waitrose secretly sells Spawn
...so keep your snotty-nosed kids close to you, or better, in the shopping cart! Don't say you weren't warned!
Gold, Frankincense, Moo
Don't you hate it when some cow interrupts your sacred gift-giving moment?
(And I'll leave "What's wrong with this churchgeek" for someone else to comment on...)
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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Once again, everything is funnier with Moo.
(The cattle are lowing?)
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Introducing Saul to Paddy O' Furniture.
This is a lawn chair. This is a picnic table. This is a chaise lounge. This...
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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jedijudy
Organist of the Jedi Temple
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When I was your age Sir Kevin
Oh, wait. I think I am.
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Jasmine, little cat with a big heart.
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iGeek
Number of the Feast
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
Introducing Saul to Paddy O' Furniture.
That is a meeting I'd love to be a fly on the wall at.
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Nuclear power stations... Moo
Is it a cunning plan to make them more acceptable?
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Mad dogs and the Celtic piglet
Run, ye wee little beastie!
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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(my turn)
I don't intend on tolerating Kelly Alves
Oh, roll up and join the fucking queue.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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Unless you're a good anteater ...
... I'd say avoid sticking the little bugs in your mouth. Believe me, it happened to me once or twice by accident, and it isn't pretty.
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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
Introducing Saul to Paddy O' Furniture.
This is a lawn chair. This is a picnic table. This is a chaise lounge. This...
Which Saul you mean makes all the difference.
King Saul would probably expect it all to be in gold. Whereas the soon-to-be Apostle Paul Saul could sew a nice little awning to put over that patio table!
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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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A couple caught my eye just now:
Does Scripture interpret hatless
No. It just mysteriously tells women not to be.
Prayers of the Faithful Angel Wrestler
That's precisely who you want praying for you!
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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Amos
Shipmate
# 44
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Videos and images of Martin L
Ooooooookay. Worksafe?
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At the end of the day we face our Maker alongside Jesus--ken
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Microsoft takes out... the giant cheeseburger
Junk food = junk OS. I rest my case.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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Should Christian Couples Boogie
it would help the image, certainly. but only if they can manage to get some rhythm.
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Comet, I thought rhythm was only for Catholics!
* * * * *
Paschal Penguin strikes kingsfold
That bird needs an ASBO*!
[*for non-Brits, an Anti-Social Behaviour Order - a sort of restraining order for the badly behaved avian.]
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Mamacita
Lakefront liberal
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When I grow up I'm going to be Zaccheus
because I like to climb trees.
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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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Angel Wrestler
Ship's Hipster
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The Day I Heard the Off-Center View
... was May of 2008.
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The fact that no one understands you does not make you an artist.
(unknown)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Should Gaddafi be a... Schroedinger's cat
Dead? Or alive?
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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I Want to Ride My Bicycle... To The Pain
Oh yes, I've done that. Quite often, actually.
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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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lilBuddha
Shipmate
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Fictional Character's Stetson
The Man with No Name?
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I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning
Hallellou, hallellou
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joan knox
Knoxy is my homeboy
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Embroidering church Banner Lady...
seems rather apt
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Jordanian cave books Yorick...
...to play the entire summer season!
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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jedijudy
Organist of the Jedi Temple
# 333
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The London march for dyfrig
Isn't that nice!
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Jasmine, little cat with a big heart.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Does God know if it's ken?
What is He forgetting His own creation? Has God got Alzheimers?
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Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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jedijudy
Organist of the Jedi Temple
# 333
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Paschal Penguin strikes PixelPi
No! We must not hit each other! ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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Jasmine, little cat with a big heart.
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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No, St Paul, you can't... (ExclamationMark)
Well, I'd say that's clear enough, isn't it.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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lilBuddha
Shipmate
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New Private Board for mousethief
All by himself? Think he'd get bored.
(Yes, of course it was intended.)
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I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning
Hallellou, hallellou
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Gods wife edited out... Bullfrog
She can't stand them narsty beasties.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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What's in your CD player... Boogie
Might well be. ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Nunzia
Shipmate
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Charities, Volunteers...Can We Burn Terry Jones?
Yeah, you should get plenty of volunteers for that!
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Holding or raising Graven Image
Not sure that's a good idea. The ancient Hebrews got in a lot of trouble for that.
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Quakers Curiosity killed ...
I hope there's not too many of them! Are they prone to particular nosiness?
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Wafers... seasick
Eww.
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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy
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Amos
Shipmate
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Why do gays have to
Boogie
They just do , honey!
I know, I know, blame it on the boogie.
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At the end of the day we face our Maker alongside Jesus--ken
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BessLane
Shipmate
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And with a wonderful bit of self-reference:
Grandson of FLP Famous Amos
Funny, plus some darned delicious cookies
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formerly BessHiggs
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Has anyone noticed the giant cheeseburger
Yeah, doesn't he hang out on the sports threads quite a bit?
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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