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Thread: Grandson of FLP (Famous Last Posts!)
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Why aren't Americans Josephine?
One is, and that's exactly the right number for me. The rest of you get your own.
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This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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Is Westboro Baptist Chill?
I thought, if anything, they were the very antithesis of chill.
[ 09. April 2011, 00:08: Message edited by: Bullfrog. ]
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Easter Eggs are now... mousethief
GM eggs? MT eggs for sure.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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for a second I thought my director was here:
First positions, quiet... comet
![[Hot and Hormonal]](icon_redface.gif)
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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lilBuddha
Shipmate
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Physical vs. Spiritual Pancho
Well, the physical pancho will keep you body warm. So the spiritual pancho will keep your spirit warm?
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I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning
Hallellou, hallellou
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Yorick
Infinite Jester
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God is so weird, He's... Yorick.
Ha! Prepare for the Great Smiting.
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این نیز بگذرد
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Jabber
Shipmate
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Don't blame it on the sunshine...
Limitations on Free Expression Boogie
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Nunzia
Shipmate
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Crappy Choruses and...Paddy O'Furniture
Ah, how that phrase brings back memories of my house-church days.
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lilBuddha
Shipmate
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House-church? Is that with Pastor Paul Oakenfold and Kraftwerk as the choir?
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Hallellou, hallellou
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matthew_dixon
Shipmate
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I believe it was Faithless that were the choir... "because tonight... God... is a DJ"
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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Parents who can't say Moo
"Now little Tommy, what sound does a dog make? Yes! Bark, bark, that's good! And what sound does a cat make? Good! Meow, meow, that's it! And what sound does a cow make? Very good! M... m... m... argh!"
I can see that this could be a problem.
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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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lilBuddha
Shipmate
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Is forgiveness always Spiffy?
Yes. Yes it is. Peachy Keen as well.
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Hallellou, hallellou
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Choirboy
Shipmate
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How much do we respect...RuthW
Truly, madly, deeply.
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Rape and incest are... Apocalypso
Indeed. ![[Mad]](angryfire.gif) ![[Frown]](frown.gif) ![[Votive]](graemlins/votive.gif)
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Ariel
Shipmate
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Has anyone noticed the giant cheeseburger?
Yes. If we all get together and shove it hard at the same time, we might just be able to unblock the doorway and get out. Otherwise, I'm afraid it looks like we might just have to eat our way through.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Currently playing in Eccles:
Bright Ideas for Bright Chorister
Thinking of some of the choristers I have known in my time this is a recipe for disaster!
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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joan knox
Knoxy is my homeboy
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Peter's naturism or Evensong
Think I'll go for the evensong option, thanks all the same...
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Jesus saves, Allah protects, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Osama Bin Laden is... CorgiGreta
Oh dear! ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Drifting Star
Drifting against the wind
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Osama Bin Laden is no_prophet
Absolutely not. Never was, certainly isn't now.
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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus
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ThunderBunk
Stone cold idiot
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Crappy choruses and low treason
Actually I don't think the description is entirely inapposite....
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Currently mostly furious, and occasionally foolish. Normal service may resume eventually. Or it may not. And remember children, "feiern ist wichtig".
Foolish, potentially deranged witterings
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Drifting Star
Drifting against the wind
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Shipmates expecting Japes
Ohh - a party? ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus
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Japes
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by Drifting Star:
Shipmates expecting Japes
Ohh - a party?
It could always be arranged... ![[Devil]](graemlins/devil.gif)
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Drifting Star
Drifting against the wind
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(I'll be ready with a bottle Japes. )
Christian financial Chorister
Is that some sort of singing mercenary? ![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif)
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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus
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iGeek
Number of the Feast
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Celebrating the Heavenly Grits
With butter and a bit of sugar, they sure are.
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iGeek
Number of the Feast
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Has anyone notice St. Punk the Pious
Yes ... I've admired his tats and body mods from afar.
Mystery worship of St. Punk the Pious
I wouldn't take it that far, however.
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:
Has anyone noticed the giant cheeseburger?
Yes. If we all get together and shove it hard at the same time, we might just be able to unblock the doorway and get out. Otherwise, I'm afraid it looks like we might just have to eat our way through.
As a vegetarian who's allergic to cheese, lettuce, and raw tomatoes, I'll tackle the bun. You can toss me any onions you find, though! Providing you do so gently; I hate to have my obit reflect my death by giant condiment.
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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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For it is written: 'Man shall not live by bread alone....'
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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London Accomodation... Living in Gin
Asking the question is answering it!
I guess we still need to do this?
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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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lilBuddha
Shipmate
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Everybody hates the comet.
It is the whole destroying most of the life on the planet thing people cannot seem to get past.
Dear Marvin the comet
Unusual name for a comet. On the bright side, seems to imply at least someone likes them.
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I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning
Hallellou, hallellou
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kingsfold
Shipmate
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Balaam's Big Noisy Squibs
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I came to Jesus and I found in him my star, my sun.
And in that light of life I'll walk 'til travelling days are done
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Theoretical Liturgical Golden Key
This is the technical term for when you're on your own presiding at a daily Mass, a huge unexpected group of people show up midway in, and the sacristan has accidentally taken the tabernacle key home in her pocket.
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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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How did you hear about Anselmina
I think it was when I noticed her posting here soon after I joined.
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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lilBuddha
Shipmate
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Should Her Majesty Boogie?
It would do her a world of good.
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Hallellou, hallellou
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lilBuddha
Shipmate
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Imitating Christ's Highfive
Um, hmmmm, ![[Confused]](confused.gif) are you sure he really, I mean, doesn't seem quite historical.
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I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning
Hallellou, hallellou
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jedijudy
Organist of the Jedi Temple
# 333
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Oooh, a good couple of last posts just now.
With my body I honour Og, King of Bashan
Mystery Worship of St. Punk the Pious
That should be fascinating reading! ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
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Jasmine, little cat with a big heart.
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lilBuddha
Shipmate
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Has anyone noticed Paddy O'Furniture
The lounge is new, right?
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Hallellou, hallellou
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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The second coming is mousethief
You guys are in for it now.
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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The horror of Koine Bullfrog
ΧΡΩΑΚ!
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Why do gay people want... Crœsos
They want cash, thus proving they're just as nuts as everyone else. So there.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by Bullfrog.:
The horror of Koine Bullfrog
ΧΡΩΑΚ!
Translation, please?
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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quote:
Originally posted by Bullfrog.:
The horror of Koine Bullfrog
ΧΡΩΑΚ!
![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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lilBuddha
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
quote:
Originally posted by Bullfrog.:
The horror of Koine Bullfrog
ΧΡΩΑΚ!
Translation, please?
CROAK!
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
quote:
Originally posted by Bullfrog.:
The horror of Koine Bullfrog
ΧΡΩΑΚ!
Translation, please?
CROAK!
I know. I was hoping the perpetrator of said Greekery would confess in person, and in ye beautifulle Inklishe langwitch. ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Will the Cof E become... The Man with a Stick
Perhaps. More likely it'll come up with a carrot as well.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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Worship leaders do... Boogie
well, they do have to set an example to the flock.
Some titles don't even need a name:
Blame Culture; Sharon says it quite well on its own. (For non UK people, Kev'n'Sharon are the epitome of 'chav' culcha.)
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