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mousethief

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Why aren't Americans Josephine?

One is, and that's exactly the right number for me. The rest of you get your own.

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Bullfrog.

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Is Westboro Baptist Chill?

I thought, if anything, they were the very antithesis of chill.

[ 09. April 2011, 00:08: Message edited by: Bullfrog. ]

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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg

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Wesley J

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Easter Eggs are now... mousethief

GM eggs? MT eggs for sure.

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comet

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for a second I thought my director was here:
First positions, quiet... comet
[Hot and Hormonal]

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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions

"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin

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lilBuddha
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Physical vs. Spiritual Pancho
Well, the physical pancho will keep you body warm. So the spiritual pancho will keep your spirit warm?

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Hallellou, hallellou

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Yorick

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God is so weird, He's... Yorick.

Ha! Prepare for the Great Smiting.

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این نیز بگذرد

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Jabber
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Don't blame it on the sunshine...

Limitations on Free Expression Boogie

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Nunzia

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Crappy Choruses and...Paddy O'Furniture

Ah, how that phrase brings back memories of my house-church days.

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lilBuddha
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House-church? Is that with Pastor Paul Oakenfold and Kraftwerk as the choir?

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Hallellou, hallellou

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matthew_dixon
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I believe it was Faithless that were the choir... "because tonight... God... is a DJ"
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la vie en rouge
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romanlion you little romanlion

Well quite.

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LeRoc

Famous Dutch pirate
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Parents who can't say Moo

"Now little Tommy, what sound does a dog make? Yes! Bark, bark, that's good! And what sound does a cat make? Good! Meow, meow, that's it! And what sound does a cow make? Very good! M... m... m... argh!"

I can see that this could be a problem.

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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)

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lilBuddha
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Is forgiveness always Spiffy?
Yes. Yes it is. Peachy Keen as well.

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Hallellou, hallellou

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Choirboy
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How much do we respect...RuthW

Truly, madly, deeply.

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Wesley J

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Rape and incest are... Apocalypso

Indeed. [Mad] [Frown] [Votive]

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Ariel
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Has anyone noticed the giant cheeseburger?

Yes. If we all get together and shove it hard at the same time, we might just be able to unblock the doorway and get out. Otherwise, I'm afraid it looks like we might just have to eat our way through.

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Welease Woderwick

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Currently playing in Eccles:

Bright Ideas for Bright Chorister

Thinking of some of the choristers I have known in my time this is a recipe for disaster!

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Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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joan knox

Knoxy is my homeboy
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Peter's naturism or Evensong

Think I'll go for the evensong option, thanks all the same...

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Wesley J

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Osama Bin Laden is... CorgiGreta

Oh dear! [Eek!]

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la vie en rouge
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Osama bin Laden is Eutychus

Well that was a well kept secret ('til now...)

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Drifting Star

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Osama Bin Laden is no_prophet

Absolutely not. Never was, certainly isn't now.

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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus

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ThunderBunk

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Crappy choruses and low treason

Actually I don't think the description is entirely inapposite....

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Currently mostly furious, and occasionally foolish. Normal service may resume eventually. Or it may not. And remember children, "feiern ist wichtig".

Foolish, potentially deranged witterings

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Drifting Star

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Shipmates expecting Japes

Ohh - a party? [Big Grin]

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Japes

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quote:
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Shipmates expecting Japes

Ohh - a party? [Big Grin]

It could always be arranged... [Devil]

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Drifting Star

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(I'll be ready with a bottle Japes. [Big Grin] )

Christian financial Chorister
Is that some sort of singing mercenary? [Paranoid]

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iGeek

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Celebrating the Heavenly Grits

With butter and a bit of sugar, they sure are.

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iGeek

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Has anyone notice St. Punk the Pious
Yes ... I've admired his tats and body mods from afar.

Mystery worship of St. Punk the Pious
I wouldn't take it that far, however.

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iGeek

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To accord with the rules de jure
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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:
Has anyone noticed the giant cheeseburger?

Yes. If we all get together and shove it hard at the same time, we might just be able to unblock the doorway and get out. Otherwise, I'm afraid it looks like we might just have to eat our way through.

As a vegetarian who's allergic to cheese, lettuce, and raw tomatoes, I'll tackle the bun. You can toss me any onions you find, though! Providing you do so gently; I hate to have my obit reflect my death by giant condiment.

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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Chorister

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For it is written: 'Man shall not live by bread alone....'

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LeRoc

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London Accomodation... Living in Gin

Asking the question is answering it! [Big Grin]


I guess we still need to do this?

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lilBuddha
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Everybody hates the comet.
It is the whole destroying most of the life on the planet thing people cannot seem to get past.

Dear Marvin the comet
Unusual name for a comet. On the bright side, seems to imply at least someone likes them.

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Hallellou, hallellou

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kingsfold

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Balaam's Big Noisy Squibs

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And in that light of life I'll walk 'til travelling days are done


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la vie en rouge
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Has anyone noticed la vie en rouge

Story of my life...

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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Has anyone noticed Molopata The Rebel

Oh, if you have to ask, you can't be rebelling nearly enough!

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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Theoretical Liturgical Golden Key

This is the technical term for when you're on your own presiding at a daily Mass, a huge unexpected group of people show up midway in, and the sacristan has accidentally taken the tabernacle key home in her pocket.

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I reserve the right to change my mind.

My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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Welease Woderwick

Sister Incubus Nightmare
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How did you hear about Anselmina

I think it was when I noticed her posting here soon after I joined.

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lilBuddha
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Should Her Majesty Boogie?

It would do her a world of good.

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Hallellou, hallellou

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lilBuddha
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Imitating Christ's Highfive

Um, hmmmm, [Confused] are you sure he really, I mean, doesn't seem quite historical.

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Hallellou, hallellou

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jedijudy

Organist of the Jedi Temple
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Oooh, a good couple of last posts just now.

With my body I honour Og, King of Bashan

[Hot and Hormonal]

Mystery Worship of St. Punk the Pious

That should be fascinating reading! [Biased]

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lilBuddha
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Has anyone noticed Paddy O'Furniture

The lounge is new, right?

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Hallellou, hallellou

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mousethief

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The second coming is mousethief

You guys are in for it now.

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Bullfrog.

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The horror of Koine Bullfrog

ΧΡΩΑΚ!

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Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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Why do gay people want... Crœsos

They want cash, thus proving they're just as nuts as everyone else. So there.

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by Bullfrog.:
The horror of Koine Bullfrog

ΧΡΩΑΚ!

Translation, please? [Paranoid]

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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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quote:
Originally posted by Bullfrog.:
The horror of Koine Bullfrog

ΧΡΩΑΚ!

[Killing me]

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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain

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lilBuddha
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quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
quote:
Originally posted by Bullfrog.:
The horror of Koine Bullfrog

ΧΡΩΑΚ!

Translation, please? [Paranoid]
CROAK!
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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
quote:
Originally posted by Bullfrog.:
The horror of Koine Bullfrog

ΧΡΩΑΚ!

Translation, please? [Paranoid]
CROAK!
I know. I was hoping the perpetrator of said Greekery would confess in person, and in ye beautifulle Inklishe langwitch. [Razz]

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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Will the Cof E become... The Man with a Stick

Perhaps. More likely it'll come up with a carrot as well.

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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Chorister

Completely Frocked
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Worship leaders do... Boogie

well, they do have to set an example to the flock.

Some titles don't even need a name:

Blame Culture; Sharon says it quite well on its own. (For non UK people, Kev'n'Sharon are the epitome of 'chav' culcha.)

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