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mousethief

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Lost your faith in ... Squirrel

Also in Moose.

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basso

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quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
Lost your faith in ... Squirrel

Also in Moose.

[Killing me]
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Boogie

Boogie on down!
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Didn't you get the...Chamois

No - and I'm regretting it now, my car is filthy!

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Garden. Room. Walk

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lilBuddha
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The Rationality of...
I would fill in the blank, but that is only asking for trouble.

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Hallellou, hallellou

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Wesley J

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Greet One Another With... Boogie

Preach it, yo! [Cool]

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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matthew_dixon
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In "Dead Horses" at present...

Why do gay people want... Apocalypso

I can only guess so they can prove Evangelicals wrong by ending up in heaven!

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Pure Sunshine
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May I presume to nominate one of my own posts? It wasn't until after I made it that I realised the irony on the Heaven board.

Dawn's early light Pure Sunshine

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mousethief

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No problem at all posting your own FLP. And that's a good one!

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joan knox

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Worship leaders do Fr Shad

Possible a case of TMI?

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Jesus saves, Allah protects, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich

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Boogie

Boogie on down!
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Archbishop criticises... Mudfrog

He wouldn't dare!

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Garden. Room. Walk

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lilBuddha
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Legal enforcement of Imaginary Friend
It is official: Government interference has gone to far. While it is certainly fine for a child to have an imaginary friend, it should not be compulsory.

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Hallellou, hallellou

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churchgeek

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Why do gay people want iGeek?

Same reason as everybody else: to fix their computer!

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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churchgeek

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quote:
Originally posted by jedijudy:
With my body I honour Og, King of Bashan


[Killing me] I can't stop laughing at this!


(edited to clip the quote more neatly)

[ 11. June 2011, 02:21: Message edited by: churchgeek ]

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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Welease Woderwick

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The priesthood of all Freddy

What, even his unmentionables?

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Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details

What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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ThunderBunk

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To every problem its solution apparently...

Atheist "Invincibility"
Amazing Grace

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Currently mostly furious, and occasionally foolish. Normal service may resume eventually. Or it may not. And remember children, "feiern ist wichtig".

Foolish, potentially deranged witterings

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Darkwing
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Lost your faith in Squirrel

I see no reason to believe any more in small, furry rodents that live in trees and eat nuts. It's preposterous.

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"Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament!"
- Kenneth, 30 Rock

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Darkwing
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Dang, Mousethief beat me to it. And all the way at the top of the page, no less. *facepalm*

[ 11. June 2011, 22:42: Message edited by: Darkwing ]

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- Kenneth, 30 Rock

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mousethief

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And, mine's funnier.

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mousethief

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Rats! I've left ... piglet

Dammit, Pooh! You were supposed to bring him.

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Drifting Star

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Great culinary failures - cheesymarzipan

Actually Wensleydale and marzipan go wonderfully together, although it is quite difficult to find an appropriate occasion to serve them.

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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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To sleep, to wake mousethief

It goes without saying he would steal your mouse while you're sleeping, but how exactly does this work, does his subconscious know when you fall asleep?


[Admittedly I cheated a bit leaving off the second comma.]

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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Sioni Sais
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Great culinary failures ... Joan of Quark

I imagine Joan's OK, but Quark is asking for trouble.

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(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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The Church's one foundation? Chorister

I'm not saying the music's not important, but...really?

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churchgeek

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Atheists don't have churchgeek

No, they don't.

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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iGeek

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Mad dogs and the Celtic iGeek

More Scand than Celtic, actually.

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lilBuddha
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Offer expires at moonlit door
Scene from Lord of the Rings, then?

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Hallellou, hallellou

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churchgeek

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The founding of the hawk

Hm, I always thought they were hatched.

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churchgeek

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The Advantages of a Latchkey Kid

They let themselves in?

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churchgeek

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Those who have no hope moo

And oink and cluck and whatever other noises those who have been raised only to be eaten make.

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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mousethief

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The advantages of a Jigsaw.

Well, unlike a circular saw or a reciprocating saw or crosscut or rip or keyhole saw they can cut very tight and delicate curves, and unlike a band saw or a scroll saw you don't need to hoist your material up onto a table or platform. Unlike a coping saw you don't have to be within 8" of the edge of the material. There are just some places where nothing else will do.

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Sioni Sais
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The advantages of a Chorister

1. No dilemma about what to wear to church
2. Somewhere to sit
3. Less chance of being put off by someone utterly tuneless behind you.
any more?

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(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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Ariel
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"Help! My vicar thinks..."

Quick, someone phone a hotline! We can't have thinking vicars – what will it lead to?

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Sioni Sais
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Everybody hates the Imaginary Friend

.. but that's OK, 'cos he's not like, a real friend.

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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"

(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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lilBuddha
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No, nothing wrong with lilBuddha

That's a relief then.
Though there seem to be dissenting opinions...

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Hallellou, hallellou

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Trudy Scrumptious

BBE Shieldmaiden
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Challenging fellow ... IngoB

Hey, I just saw it, I didn't say it ...

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Books and things.

I lied. There are no things. Just books.

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ThunderBunk

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Leviticus - Second...Pimple

A slightly miscounted book of the teenager's bible???

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Currently mostly furious, and occasionally foolish. Normal service may resume eventually. Or it may not. And remember children, "feiern ist wichtig".

Foolish, potentially deranged witterings

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Wesley J

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The Next President (Alfred E. Neuman)

Mad!

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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Alfred E. Neuman

What? Me worry?
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I'll be running on the Ludicrous ticket.
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mousethief

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Challenging Fellow...
Alfred E Neuman


He can be, at times.

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Caty S.

I read, therefore I am.
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Are you aiming for ... South Coast Kevin

And if so, are you likely to hit it? Should we be taking cover, or are you likely to miss us and annihilate Birmingham instead?

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Wesley J

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Ancient attitudes toward... Moo

Mmmmh! Yumyum!

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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mousethief

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Mad dogs and the Celtic Boogie

They're foaming at the mouth at the Irish disco.

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dj_ordinaire
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I think Peculiarly Anglican... Evensong is just perfect. Of course it is!

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Flinging wide the gates...

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Masha
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LEVITICUS - Second Lamb Chopped

What happened to the first one?


And...

The Right to Choose...Pax Romana!

[ 03. July 2011, 20:14: Message edited by: Masha ]

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Wesley J

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My Other Car Is A... Wild Organist

Have the exhaust checked?

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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Yorick

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Or, better:

My Other Car is a ... Galloping Granny.

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این نیز بگذرد

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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My other car is a Dogwalker

Stop doing that right now or I will call the SPCA.

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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Saw a couple just now:

Between the covers - Light User
What? No innuendo, just a kid reading comic books past bedtime!

A decision to cross ken
Crossing ken should be done only with careful deliberation, as he's probably smarter than you.

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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Darkwing
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Hiding the Hideous Lamb Chopped
Those animal sacrifices are pretty nasty looking! Better hide them from the kids!

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"Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament!"
- Kenneth, 30 Rock

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Lamb Chopped
Ship's kebab
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Just so you don't make me wear makeup...

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Er, this is what I've been up to (book).
Oh, that you would rend the heavens and come down!

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