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Thread: Grandson of FLP (Famous Last Posts!)
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lilBuddha
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Why do people hate News of the World?
Fairly obvious why, I should think.
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I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning
Hallellou, hallellou
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Why do people hate moonlitdoor
Because there is never anybody there!
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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A decision to cross... (Think²)
Somehow, I always read that as "Think twice".
And I guess it's a good idea to think twice before you cross anything!
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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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Trudy Scrumptious
BBE Shieldmaiden
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Is God, strictly speaking, IngoB?
Well, perhaps not strictly speaking ...
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Books and things.
I lied. There are no things. Just books.
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
# 3216
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If God does not exist... LeRoc
Well, I guess someone has to take His place, wouldn't it? Obviously, the people have a need for blind obedience that needs to be filled. So, if you beg me enough for it, I guess I could take up the position. We'll work out the details of the offerings you should bring Me later.
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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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Spike
Mostly Harmless
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Is God, strictly speaking Marvin the Martian
I bloody hope not, otherwise we're all screwed!
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"May you get to heaven before the devil knows you're dead" - Irish blessing
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basso
Ship’s Crypt Keeper
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The SoF Drinking Marvin the Martian
Being a hellhost would probably do that to anyone.
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
# 3216
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Rob Bell and Universalism... Boogie
Yes! Much better than that stiff "Go to Hell" doctrine.
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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Is anyone still banging... Gamaliel
TMI.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by LeRoc:
Rob Bell and Universalism... Boogie
Yes! Much better than that stiff "Go to Hell" doctrine.
Or that more general, and equally disturbing, "Stiff go to Hell" doctrine. (Where's redemption when you need it!) ![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif)
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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matthew_dixon
Shipmate
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Prayers of the faithful leaf
Dear Lord,
Please can you make sure that no caterpillars eat me tomorrow? Thank you for all the sunlight and really refreshing shower of rain you gave me today. I pray that I may ever grow big and strong and pray that in autumn, when it is time for me to draw nearer to the earth from which I came you will bless my descent.
In Jesus Christ's name,
An ever faithful leaf.
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Is anyone still banging... Gamaliel
TMI.
That's the best thread for FLP ever.
How can we lure Wood into posting there?!?
[ 15. July 2011, 05:58: Message edited by: comet ]
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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ThunderBunk
Stone cold idiot
# 15579
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Mine is completely tame by comparison, but felt quite pertinent to me....
Homophobia towards...FooloftheShip
Not in particular one hopes...
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Currently mostly furious, and occasionally foolish. Normal service may resume eventually. Or it may not. And remember children, "feiern ist wichtig".
Foolish, potentially deranged witterings
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Boogie
Boogie on down!
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Is anyone still banging... (Saul the Apostle)
Ummm ... this raises many questions ...
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Garden. Room. Walk
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Trudy Scrumptious
BBE Shieldmaiden
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quote:
Originally posted by Boogie:
Is anyone still banging... (Saul the Apostle)
Ummm ... this raises many questions ...
I think the tenor of his epistles suggests not ... which may have been part of the problem ... ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
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Books and things.
I lied. There are no things. Just books.
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ThunderBunk
Stone cold idiot
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Ireland confronts the....lapsed heathen
rather more of them because of the church's antics, one feels....
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Currently mostly furious, and occasionally foolish. Normal service may resume eventually. Or it may not. And remember children, "feiern ist wichtig".
Foolish, potentially deranged witterings
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
# 473
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"Picking on Paul: a pimple"
out, damned spot! out, I say!
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Is God, strictly speaking, hatless?
I wouldn't have thought so. What about "crowned with glory and honour"?
[ 17. July 2011, 19:52: Message edited by: Eutychus ]
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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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The Old Testament without the giant cheeseburger
I can't imagine it any other way, seeing as cheeseburgers aren't kosher.
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kingsfold
Shipmate
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New Circus Host - Welcome... Imaginary Friend
I thought he already was a Circus Host...
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Why did you drive today hatless?
I've always thought drivers wearing hats were a hazard.
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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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Rupert Murdoch hit piglet
Nothing seems to be below him.
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Rupert Murdoch hit... Wesley J
Oy! Geroff!
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Drifting Star
Drifting against the wind
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Rupert Murdoch hit Matt Black
Well, so long as it wasn't Wendi, I expect he'll be OK.
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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus
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Eutychus
From the edge
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How frowned upon is passer?
Well, it probably depends what you are up to when he's passing...
[ 20. July 2011, 20:42: Message edited by: Eutychus ]
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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy
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lilBuddha
Shipmate
# 14333
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How frowned upon is Spike?
Depends on which side of a host ruling you are...
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I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning
Hallellou, hallellou
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
# 6075
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A decision to cross... leo
... might have 'im bite off yer 'ead
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
# 6075
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Everybody hates the... Hedgehog
I thought everyone loves them! May they always have a hedge to hog! ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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How frowned upon is Curiosity Killed
Depends on what circles you run in. Most of my friends would find it tragic.
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Mamacita
Lakefront liberal
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Posted
For a thread discussing booze after the service, we have:
Liquid Parish Coffee Hours Sober Preacher's Kid
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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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jedijudy
Organist of the Jedi Temple
# 333
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The Demise of the wayside Moo
You know, I had noticed fewer cows in the pastures near the roads I travel. Bring back the moos!!!
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Jasmine, little cat with a big heart.
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
# 6075
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Ireland Confronts the... Triple Tiara
Good on them! There's a few things to set right!
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
# 5557
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Ireland confronts the Belle Ringer
When an entire nation thinks your timing's off, your timing's off.
[ 25. July 2011, 00:53: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Boogie
Boogie on down!
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What's your favourite ... Roseofsharon
Mine is the pale pink one with a red centre
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Garden. Room. Walk
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Darkwing
Shipmate
# 16207
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Glenn Beck: victimized Paddy O'Furniture
Furniture abuse is the sign of a sociopath.
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"Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament!"
- Kenneth, 30 Rock
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Darkwing
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# 16207
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What's your favorite Graven Image?
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"Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament!"
- Kenneth, 30 Rock
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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(I just came here for that one)
Kali, I guess.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Let go of my damn grocery piglet!
I can't believe you'd just reach into my cart like that and steal Wilbur.
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Let the dead bury the Belle Ringer
Sounds like a horror movie!
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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married lesbian Norwegian Josephine
No-o-o-o-o-oooo!
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lilBuddha
Shipmate
# 14333
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How do you organize exclamation mark?
Organize punctuation? You may have a wee bit of a compulsion here...
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I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning
Hallellou, hallellou
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Mamacita
Lakefront liberal
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Please list your favorite Moo
I like the kind that cows make.
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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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Darkwing
Shipmate
# 16207
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Can't they catch a piglet?
Those little guys can really move!
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"Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament!"
- Kenneth, 30 Rock
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ThunderBunk
Stone cold idiot
# 15579
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The Ordinariate - a pyx_e?
That could be said to explain a lot.
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Currently mostly furious, and occasionally foolish. Normal service may resume eventually. Or it may not. And remember children, "feiern ist wichtig".
Foolish, potentially deranged witterings
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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How do you organise .... Boogie
Put on some lively music and turn down the lights.
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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jedijudy
Organist of the Jedi Temple
# 333
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Please list your favorite comet
I think Hale Bopp (sp?) was pretty special!
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Jasmine, little cat with a big heart.
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