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lilBuddha
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Why do people hate News of the World?
Fairly obvious why, I should think.

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Hallellou, hallellou

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Welease Woderwick

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Why do people hate moonlitdoor

Because there is never anybody there!

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Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details

What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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LeRoc

Famous Dutch pirate
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A decision to cross... (Think²)

Somehow, I always read that as "Think twice".

And I guess it's a good idea to think twice before you cross anything!

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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)

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Trudy Scrumptious

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Is God, strictly speaking, IngoB?

Well, perhaps not strictly speaking ...

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Books and things.

I lied. There are no things. Just books.

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LeRoc

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If God does not exist... LeRoc

Well, I guess someone has to take His place, wouldn't it? Obviously, the people have a need for blind obedience that needs to be filled. So, if you beg me enough for it, I guess I could take up the position. We'll work out the details of the offerings you should bring Me later.

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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)

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Spike

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Is God, strictly speaking Marvin the Martian
I bloody hope not, otherwise we're all screwed!

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"May you get to heaven before the devil knows you're dead" - Irish blessing

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basso

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The SoF Drinking Marvin the Martian

Being a hellhost would probably do that to anyone.

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LeRoc

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Rob Bell and Universalism... Boogie

Yes! Much better than that stiff "Go to Hell" doctrine.

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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)

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Wesley J

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Is anyone still banging... Gamaliel

TMI.

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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Wesley J

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quote:
Originally posted by LeRoc:
Rob Bell and Universalism... Boogie

Yes! Much better than that stiff "Go to Hell" doctrine.

Or that more general, and equally disturbing, "Stiff go to Hell" doctrine. (Where's redemption when you need it!) [Paranoid]

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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matthew_dixon
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Prayers of the faithful leaf

Dear Lord,

Please can you make sure that no caterpillars eat me tomorrow? Thank you for all the sunlight and really refreshing shower of rain you gave me today. I pray that I may ever grow big and strong and pray that in autumn, when it is time for me to draw nearer to the earth from which I came you will bless my descent.

In Jesus Christ's name,

An ever faithful leaf.

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comet

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quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Is anyone still banging... Gamaliel

TMI.

That's the best thread for FLP ever.

How can we lure Wood into posting there?!?

[ 15. July 2011, 05:58: Message edited by: comet ]

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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions

"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin

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ThunderBunk

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Mine is completely tame by comparison, but felt quite pertinent to me....

Homophobia towards...FooloftheShip

Not in particular one hopes...

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Currently mostly furious, and occasionally foolish. Normal service may resume eventually. Or it may not. And remember children, "feiern ist wichtig".

Foolish, potentially deranged witterings

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Boogie

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Is anyone still banging... (Saul the Apostle)

Ummm ... this raises many questions ...

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Garden. Room. Walk

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Trudy Scrumptious

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quote:
Originally posted by Boogie:
Is anyone still banging... (Saul the Apostle)

Ummm ... this raises many questions ...

I think the tenor of his epistles suggests not ... which may have been part of the problem ... [Biased]

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Books and things.

I lied. There are no things. Just books.

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ThunderBunk

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Ireland confronts the....lapsed heathen

rather more of them because of the church's antics, one feels....

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Currently mostly furious, and occasionally foolish. Normal service may resume eventually. Or it may not. And remember children, "feiern ist wichtig".

Foolish, potentially deranged witterings

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Chorister

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"Picking on Paul: a pimple"

out, damned spot! out, I say!

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Eutychus
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Is God, strictly speaking, hatless?

I wouldn't have thought so. What about "crowned with glory and honour"?

[ 17. July 2011, 19:52: Message edited by: Eutychus ]

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mousethief

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The Old Testament without the giant cheeseburger

I can't imagine it any other way, seeing as cheeseburgers aren't kosher.

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kingsfold

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New Circus Host - Welcome... Imaginary Friend

I thought he already was a Circus Host... [Paranoid]

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Eutychus
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Why did you drive today hatless?

I've always thought drivers wearing hats were a hazard.

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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy

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Bullfrog.

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Rupert Murdoch hit piglet

Nothing seems to be below him.

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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg

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Wesley J

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Rupert Murdoch hit... Wesley J

Oy! Geroff!

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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Drifting Star

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Rupert Murdoch hit Matt Black

Well, so long as it wasn't Wendi, I expect he'll be OK.

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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus

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Eutychus
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How frowned upon is passer?

Well, it probably depends what you are up to when he's passing...

[ 20. July 2011, 20:42: Message edited by: Eutychus ]

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lilBuddha
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How frowned upon is Spike?

Depends on which side of a host ruling you are...

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Hallellou, hallellou

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Wesley J

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A decision to cross... leo

... might have 'im bite off yer 'ead

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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Wesley J

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Everybody hates the... Hedgehog

I thought everyone loves them! May they always have a hedge to hog! [Smile]

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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churchgeek

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How frowned upon is Curiosity Killed

Depends on what circles you run in. Most of my friends would find it tragic.

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I reserve the right to change my mind.

My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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Mamacita

Lakefront liberal
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For a thread discussing booze after the service, we have:

Liquid Parish Coffee Hours Sober Preacher's Kid

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jedijudy

Organist of the Jedi Temple
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The Demise of the wayside Moo

You know, I had noticed fewer cows in the pastures near the roads I travel. Bring back the moos!!!

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Jasmine, little cat with a big heart.

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Wesley J

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Ireland Confronts the... Triple Tiara

Good on them! There's a few things to set right!

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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Ireland confronts the Belle Ringer

When an entire nation thinks your timing's off, your timing's off.

[ 25. July 2011, 00:53: Message edited by: churchgeek ]

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I reserve the right to change my mind.

My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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Boogie

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What's your favourite ... Roseofsharon

Mine is the pale pink one with a red centre [Smile]

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Garden. Room. Walk

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Darkwing
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Glenn Beck: victimized Paddy O'Furniture

Furniture abuse is the sign of a sociopath.

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"Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament!"
- Kenneth, 30 Rock

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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Please list your favorite Lyda*Rose

1. Lyda*Rose.

That was easy!

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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Darkwing
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What's your favorite Graven Image?

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"Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament!"
- Kenneth, 30 Rock

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Kelly Alves

Bunny with an axe
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(I just came here for that one)

Kali, I guess.

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Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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mousethief

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Let go of my damn grocery piglet!

I can't believe you'd just reach into my cart like that and steal Wilbur.

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churchgeek

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Let the dead bury the Belle Ringer

Sounds like a horror movie!

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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Please list your favorite Low Treason

Hm... nah, these boards aren't really anonymous enough.

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I reserve the right to change my mind.

My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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mousethief

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married lesbian Norwegian Josephine

No-o-o-o-o-oooo!

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lilBuddha
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How do you organize exclamation mark?
Organize punctuation? You may have a wee bit of a compulsion here...

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Hallellou, hallellou

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Mamacita

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Please list your favorite Moo

I like the kind that cows make.

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Darkwing
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Can't they catch a piglet?

Those little guys can really move!

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"Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament!"
- Kenneth, 30 Rock

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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If you went to Church... Boogie
Whew! I'm glad I didn't go to a daily Mass today, I really can't dance.

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I reserve the right to change my mind.

My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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ThunderBunk

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The Ordinariate - a pyx_e?

That could be said to explain a lot.

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Currently mostly furious, and occasionally foolish. Normal service may resume eventually. Or it may not. And remember children, "feiern ist wichtig".

Foolish, potentially deranged witterings

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Zappa
Ship's Wake
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Lawn ornaments and ... Earwig
(go together like, well, ornamentation and nature, really)

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and mayhap this too: http://broken-moments.blogspot.co.nz/

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Chorister

Completely Frocked
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How do you organise .... Boogie

Put on some lively music and turn down the lights.

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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.

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jedijudy

Organist of the Jedi Temple
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Please list your favorite comet

I think Hale Bopp (sp?) was pretty special!

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