|
Source: (consider it)
|
Thread: Grandson of FLP (Famous Last Posts!)
|
HenryT
Canadian Anglican
# 3722
|
Posted
Newspapers and their grushi
You know, I can never keep up these fads. Is that the one where you put little pictures of fish into a grid of boxes? Or is it the one where you fold the newspaper into a fancy box for chocolates?
--------------------
"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
Posts: 7231 | From: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada | Registered: Dec 2002
| IP: Logged
|
|
koshatnik
Shipmate
# 11938
|
Posted
London Duck meet Emma
Emma dear, this is London Duck. I'll go and put the kettle on and leave you two to get to know each other, shall I? <leans in, whispers> *his father's a very important mallard*
[fixed crap coding]
[ 25. November 2006, 00:42: Message edited by: grushi ]
Posts: 467 | From: top of the pops to drawing the dole | Registered: Oct 2006
| IP: Logged
|
|
koshatnik
Shipmate
# 11938
|
Posted
Emma <breaks uncomfortable silence>: So, what do you do?
London Duck: quack
Emma: Really? I’ve always wanted to meet a naturopath.
Australians have the comet
Yeah, but we got the bomb. Wait.
<Rock-beats-scissors. Scissors-beats-paper. Paper-beats-rock>
Is the bomb better than the comet?
Posts: 467 | From: top of the pops to drawing the dole | Registered: Oct 2006
| IP: Logged
|
|
|
|
infinite_monkey
Shipmate
# 11333
|
Posted
Too little time allowed...MouseThief.
The mice would argue that any time at all is far too much.
(edited to get the bolding thing right.)
[ 25. November 2006, 19:09: Message edited by: infinite_monkey ]
--------------------
His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.
--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
Posts: 1423 | From: left coast united states | Registered: Apr 2006
| IP: Logged
|
|
mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
|
Posted
Let's exterminate The Atheist
Now now, it's not right to do unto them what they tried to do unto us. Vengeance is the Lord's, not ours.
--------------------
This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...
Posts: 63536 | From: Washington | Registered: Jul 2001
| IP: Logged
|
|
Spiffy
Ship's WonderSheep
# 5267
|
Posted
Things I Hate To See... (nurks)
Not. Saying. ANYTHING!
--------------------
Looking for a simple solution to all life's problems? We are proud to present obstinate denial. Accept no substitute. Accept nothing.
--Night Vale Radio Twitter Account
Posts: 10281 | From: Beervana | Registered: Dec 2003
| IP: Logged
|
|
koshatnik
Shipmate
# 11938
|
Posted
Can anyone translate Afghan
No, but I think the fourth word might be 'mujaheddin'
Posts: 467 | From: top of the pops to drawing the dole | Registered: Oct 2006
| IP: Logged
|
|
comet
Snowball in Hell
# 10353
|
Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep:
Things I Hate To See... (nurks)
Not. Saying. ANYTHING!
![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
--------------------
Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
Posts: 17024 | From: halfway between Seduction and Peril | Registered: Sep 2005
| IP: Logged
|
|
Birdseye
I can see my house from here!
# 5280
|
Posted
How to avoid having ...Melon
Just arrive for dinner 20 minutes late and go straight onto the main course.
[ 27. November 2006, 08:47: Message edited by: Birdseye ]
--------------------
Life is what happens whilst you're busy making other plans.
a birdseye view
Posts: 1615 | From: West Yorkshire | Registered: Dec 2003
| IP: Logged
|
|
The Great Gumby
Ship's Brain Surgeon
# 10989
|
Posted
I should like to point out... Father Gregory
That's him over there, with the beard. Have you been introduced?
--------------------
The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool. - Richard Feynman
A letter to my son about death
Posts: 5382 | From: Home for shot clergy spouses | Registered: Feb 2006
| IP: Logged
|
|
Talmudnik
Shipmate
# 9339
|
Posted
Dumb Things We do for Talmudnik
Learn Hebrew? Memorize the Amidah ? Heck, I haven't gotten that far!
--------------------
The longest journey you'll ever take is from this world to the next. Make sure you are prepared. R' Yaakov Culi, MeAm Lo'ez
Posts: 576 | From: Montreal | Registered: Apr 2005
| IP: Logged
|
|
infinite_monkey
Shipmate
# 11333
|
Posted
If there were just 8 more spaces or so before the ellipses kicked in, we could have:
Pray that your flight be not in Custard
--------------------
His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.
--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
Posts: 1423 | From: left coast united states | Registered: Apr 2006
| IP: Logged
|
|
Sioni Sais
Shipmate
# 5713
|
Posted
The infallibility of Sioni Sais
Doesn't register on the scale.
(Anyone reckon this is a contrived title?)
--------------------
"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
Posts: 24276 | From: Newport, Wales | Registered: Apr 2004
| IP: Logged
|
|
|
|
8bit Micro
Shipmate
# 10395
|
Posted
the infallibility of...... andreas1984
No comment! Looks like that thread is going to keep us amused down here for ages yet!
8.
Posts: 629 | From: Somewhere in England | Registered: Sep 2005
| IP: Logged
|
|
Sioni Sais
Shipmate
# 5713
|
Posted
Dumb things we do for Sioni Sais
Like read his posts?
--------------------
"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
Posts: 24276 | From: Newport, Wales | Registered: Apr 2004
| IP: Logged
|
|
Schroedinger's cat
Ship's cool cat
# 64
|
Posted
I thought I should get in :
The infallibility of ... Schroedingers Cat
Which is well known.
--------------------
Blog
Music for your enjoyment
Lord may all my hard times be healing times
take out this broken heart and renew my mind.
Posts: 18859 | From: At the bottom of a deep dark well. | Registered: May 2001
| IP: Logged
|
|
koshatnik
Shipmate
# 11938
|
Posted
Ecclesiantics videos Leetle Masha
What Leetle Masha gets up to in her own time is none of your business. Naughty Ecclesiantics.
Posts: 467 | From: top of the pops to drawing the dole | Registered: Oct 2006
| IP: Logged
|
|
mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
|
Posted
How to avoid having Melon
eat the pineapple!
--------------------
This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...
Posts: 63536 | From: Washington | Registered: Jul 2001
| IP: Logged
|
|
Ariel
Shipmate
# 58
|
Posted
"Sursum cappa! Habemus... Piglet!"
Then Piglet (PIGLET) thought a thing
"Courage!" he said, "There's always hope
I want a lacy sort of cope -
But if there isn't any, bring
Any suitably fancy thing."
O gallant Piglet (PIGLET)! Ho!
Sing Ho! for Piglet (PIGLET) Ho!
Posts: 25445 | Registered: May 2001
| IP: Logged
|
|
8bit Micro
Shipmate
# 10395
|
Posted
They're not fooling... Mr Clingford
Nor would they ever, smart chap that he is!
8.
Posts: 629 | From: Somewhere in England | Registered: Sep 2005
| IP: Logged
|
|
Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
# 11014
|
Posted
The infallibility of Freddy
I don't know why, but it seems such an unlikely name for a great sage...
[ETA spelling]
[ 29. November 2006, 13:41: Message edited by: mirrizin ]
--------------------
Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
Posts: 7522 | From: Chicago | Registered: Feb 2006
| IP: Logged
|
|
koshatnik
Shipmate
# 11938
|
Posted
Does God suffer inward madteawoman
I imagine if he did, with all that omnipotence he could afford to have it removed.
Posts: 467 | From: top of the pops to drawing the dole | Registered: Oct 2006
| IP: Logged
|
|
koshatnik
Shipmate
# 11938
|
Posted
Anglo-catholics and ken
...walk into a bar. You'd think Ken would have ducked. (Thanks folks, here 'til Wednesday. Try the veal!)
Posts: 467 | From: top of the pops to drawing the dole | Registered: Oct 2006
| IP: Logged
|
|
Sioni Sais
Shipmate
# 5713
|
Posted
What use is the local anteater
Quite a lot, if you have an ants nest in your garden.
--------------------
"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
Posts: 24276 | From: Newport, Wales | Registered: Apr 2004
| IP: Logged
|
|
Schroedinger's cat
Ship's cool cat
# 64
|
Posted
What use is the local Lord High Everything Else
Probably a lot if you want to get something done around here.
--------------------
Blog
Music for your enjoyment
Lord may all my hard times be healing times
take out this broken heart and renew my mind.
Posts: 18859 | From: At the bottom of a deep dark well. | Registered: May 2001
| IP: Logged
|
|
Spiffy
Ship's WonderSheep
# 5267
|
Posted
David Virtue and His (Spawn)
--------------------
Looking for a simple solution to all life's problems? We are proud to present obstinate denial. Accept no substitute. Accept nothing.
--Night Vale Radio Twitter Account
Posts: 10281 | From: Beervana | Registered: Dec 2003
| IP: Logged
|
|
WatersOfBabylon
Shipmate
# 11893
|
Posted
David Virtue and His Amazing Grace
Although Spiffy's post is much more likely.
[ 30. November 2006, 18:33: Message edited by: WatersOfBabylon ]
Posts: 515 | From: I'm a nomad. | Registered: Oct 2006
| IP: Logged
|
|
duchess
Ship's Blue Blooded Lady
# 2764
|
Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Smudgie:
Priviledges of being.... duchess
I can think of quite a few. Getting to ride around in a carriage is rather nice, and living in a grand palace with servants and the like...
Hehe. Quite right. Just need Mr. Right to ride around in royal carriage. ![[Angel]](graemlins/angel.gif)
--------------------
♬♭ We're setting sail to the place on the map from which nobody has ever returned ♫♪♮
Ship of Fools-World Party
Posts: 11197 | From: Do you know the way? | Registered: May 2002
| IP: Logged
|
|
infinite_monkey
Shipmate
# 11333
|
Posted
Scripture cannot be...LambChopped.
I hadn't thought of trying, but it's good to know it wouldn't work.
--------------------
His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.
--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
Posts: 1423 | From: left coast united states | Registered: Apr 2006
| IP: Logged
|
|
|
|
Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
# 2522
|
Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:
"Sursum cappa! Habemus... Piglet!"
Then Piglet (PIGLET) thought a thing
"Courage!" he said, "There's always hope
I want a lacy sort of cope -
But if there isn't any, bring
Any suitably fancy thing."
O gallant Piglet (PIGLET)! Ho!
Sing Ho! for Piglet (PIGLET) Ho!
![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
--------------------
I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
Posts: 35076 | From: Pura Californiana | Registered: Mar 2002
| IP: Logged
|
|
comet
Snowball in Hell
# 10353
|
Posted
They're not fooling comet
Damn straight. I got my eye on 'em. ![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif)
--------------------
Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
Posts: 17024 | From: halfway between Seduction and Peril | Registered: Sep 2005
| IP: Logged
|
|
Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
# 11014
|
Posted
riverfalls - shamefully riverfalls
'Nuff said. ![[Snigger]](graemlins/snigger.gif)
--------------------
Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
Posts: 7522 | From: Chicago | Registered: Feb 2006
| IP: Logged
|
|
koshatnik
Shipmate
# 11938
|
Posted
Which cake? My Duck
Today I think the meringue, my elegant fowl
Posts: 467 | From: top of the pops to drawing the dole | Registered: Oct 2006
| IP: Logged
|
|
Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
# 11014
|
Posted
caffeine and today's Matrix
Ya know, when I drink enough, I start having these visions that we're all just locked away in this sci-fi dystopia... ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
Maybe I should just lay off the coffee. ![[Help]](graemlins/help.gif)
--------------------
Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
Posts: 7522 | From: Chicago | Registered: Feb 2006
| IP: Logged
|
|
mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
|
Posted
Looking for a safe RuthW
No, she's not safe. But she's good.
--------------------
This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...
Posts: 63536 | From: Washington | Registered: Jul 2001
| IP: Logged
|
|
Spiffy
Ship's WonderSheep
# 5267
|
Posted
confused priest needs (Amazing Grace)
--------------------
Looking for a simple solution to all life's problems? We are proud to present obstinate denial. Accept no substitute. Accept nothing.
--Night Vale Radio Twitter Account
Posts: 10281 | From: Beervana | Registered: Dec 2003
| IP: Logged
|
|
duchess
Ship's Blue Blooded Lady
# 2764
|
Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Zappa:
I would like to say ... Kelly Alves
You can do it. Start with that kind of guttural plosive back of the throat thingy and take it from there. "K" . Yup.
(Aren't I a silly bunt).
like the "ich" word in German...dang, you ARE one silly kiwi! cheeeccchhhllyyyyy
--------------------
♬♭ We're setting sail to the place on the map from which nobody has ever returned ♫♪♮
Ship of Fools-World Party
Posts: 11197 | From: Do you know the way? | Registered: May 2002
| IP: Logged
|
|
Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
# 11014
|
Posted
Demons Moo
Satan's Mignon?
[ 02. December 2006, 22:39: Message edited by: mirrizin ]
--------------------
Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
Posts: 7522 | From: Chicago | Registered: Feb 2006
| IP: Logged
|
|
Trudy Scrumptious
BBE Shieldmaiden
# 5647
|
Posted
Do I have to share Papio?
No! He's mine, all mine, I tell you!!!
--------------------
Books and things.
I lied. There are no things. Just books.
Posts: 7428 | From: Closer to Paris than I am to Vancouver | Registered: Mar 2004
| IP: Logged
|
|
Bishops Finger
Shipmate
# 5430
|
Posted
What sort of a ship is....riverfalls
No comment. Absolutely no comment.
Ian J.
--------------------
Our words are giants when they do us an injury, and dwarfs when they do us a service. (Wilkie Collins)
Posts: 10151 | From: Behind The Wheel Again! | Registered: Jan 2004
| IP: Logged
|
|
|
|
Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
# 11014
|
Posted
Umm...while we're on that subject...
Do I Have to Share The Atheist
Eh, I think you can keep him.
--------------------
Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
Posts: 7522 | From: Chicago | Registered: Feb 2006
| IP: Logged
|
|
infinite_monkey
Shipmate
# 11333
|
Posted
The Bad Sex Award...Left at the Altar.
Hey, I thought Christians believed in both refraining from judgement AND not having sex before marriage!
--------------------
His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.
--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
Posts: 1423 | From: left coast united states | Registered: Apr 2006
| IP: Logged
|
|
Ariel
Shipmate
# 58
|
Posted
Acolyte Busts the Silent Acolyte
And since then it's been a Remarkably Vociferous Acolyte.
Posts: 25445 | Registered: May 2001
| IP: Logged
|
|
gizzie
Ship's interpreter
# 11715
|
Posted
Do I have to share... Josephine
no, not tonight
Posts: 381 | From: UK | Registered: Aug 2006
| IP: Logged
|
|
mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
|
Posted
quote:
Originally posted by gizzie:
Do I have to share... Josephine
no, not tonight
Watch it.
--------------------
This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...
Posts: 63536 | From: Washington | Registered: Jul 2001
| IP: Logged
|
|
comet
Snowball in Hell
# 10353
|
Posted
aw. not sharing, MT? *pout*
evenif we just want to have tea with her?
what were you thinking, ya perv? ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
--------------------
Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
Posts: 17024 | From: halfway between Seduction and Peril | Registered: Sep 2005
| IP: Logged
|
|
Printer-friendly view
