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Thread: Grandson of FLP (Famous Last Posts!)
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lilBuddha
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Whatever happened to Lamb Chopped?
Told you months ago; fell on the floor dog ate it.
Sorry LC, could not resist. Won't happen again.
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Hallellou, hallellou
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jedijudy
Organist of the Jedi Temple
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Bible stories for small welsh dragon.
Awww! ![[Axe murder]](graemlins/lovedrops.gif) Isn't that sweet?!
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Jasmine, little cat with a big heart.
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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The Double Alphabet... jedijudy
It's true! She's JJ!
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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The Shard - tallest... Desert Daughter
Quite a rude nickname for your physically challenged child. Won't lead to a heightened awareness of her needs!
[ 06. September 2011, 11:19: Message edited by: Wesley J ]
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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The Double Alphabet... Sioni Sais
Spot on!
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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Favourite Bible verse ... OhSimone
I'm not sure where that is in the Bible. Presumably in the Song of Songs?
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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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jedijudy
Organist of the Jedi Temple
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quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
The Double Alphabet... jedijudy
It's true! She's JJ!
![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif) True!
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Jasmine, little cat with a big heart.
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Ariston
Insane Unicorn
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Valley of the Shadow . . . Hedgehog
Sounds like a really bad SyFy original movie.
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“Therefore, let it be explained that nowhere are the proprieties quite so strictly enforced as in men’s colleges that invite young women guests, especially over-night visitors in the fraternity houses.” Emily Post, 1937.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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quote:
Originally posted by jedijudy:
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
The Double Alphabet... jedijudy
It's true! She's JJ!
True!
Also, The Double Alphabet... EtymologicalEvangelical
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Ariston
Insane Unicorn
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I'm just going to say this now—no fair pointing it out when either Antisocial Alto or I post on that thread.
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“Therefore, let it be explained that nowhere are the proprieties quite so strictly enforced as in men’s colleges that invite young women guests, especially over-night visitors in the fraternity houses.” Emily Post, 1937.
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Spike
Mostly Harmless
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Don't give a fuck about PeteC
Stating the obvious somewhat!
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"May you get to heaven before the devil knows you're dead" - Irish blessing
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Valley of the Shadow... Hedgehog
Watch the spectacular BBC Nature documentary with David Attenborough!
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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jedijudy
Organist of the Jedi Temple
# 333
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Sheep Cottontail
Umm, no. I thought bunny rabbit, actually!
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Jasmine, little cat with a big heart.
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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Don't give a fuck about... Choirboy
Phew! No lawsuit there, then!
[ 07. September 2011, 21:38: Message edited by: Jahlove ]
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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Mad dogs and the Celtic piglet
What about its nationality becomes relevant when a piglet is faced with mad dogs? Does a Celtic piglet perhaps carry St. Patrick's lorica? or can it do Cuchulain's "salmon-leap"? Or does its diet of leeks make it taste bad to the dogs?
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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infinite_monkey
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Don't give a fuck about...Schrodinger's cat.
I understand the lack of excitement about hypothetical quantum mechanics, but still...poor kitty!
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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.
--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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Don't give a fuck about...Siegfried
Always had a soft spot for Brunhilde tho'
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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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The Meaning of Life (Kelly Alves)
And I just saw her tonight! I feel very meaning-ful. Strangely, it feels a lot like being Mexican-food-and-cupcake-ful.
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
# 6075
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Don't give a fuck about... Pants
Not on that nudist beach anyway!
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Thank you! ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
* * * * * * *
The homosexuality debate... Snags
Yes, it can be intense, but interesting.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Calling Cameron, Clegg... Imaginary Friend
All friendship of those two with you nowt but a figment of imagination. ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
[ 10. September 2011, 13:06: Message edited by: Wesley J ]
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Drifting Star
Drifting against the wind
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Don't give a fuck about JonahMan
Ah, those crazy Ninevites. They'll learn.
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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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quote:
Originally posted by churchgeek:
Don't give a fuck about Paddy O'Furniture
But I do know that I love you,
And I know that if you love me , too...
[ETA: Best. FLP. Ever.]
[ 13. September 2011, 07:10: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Night Owl -- Not A...Chorister
Could possibly make it for Evensong, but clearly for none of the daytime services.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Pooks
Shipmate
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Passing the Bar, or... Chorister
No, not THAT bar!
(Eh hem! Bar three - count four, please...)
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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Selection of the head... (The Man with a Stick)
No, not my head!! Please!
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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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Drifting Star
Drifting against the wind
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Bend the Minister's Cottontail
Oooo-errr! ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Obscure children's Tea
Twinnings? Teatley? Red Nose?
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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Stop the moral panic ... (Chill)
You managed to summarise the whole thread just by putting your name after its title.
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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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Spike
Mostly Harmless
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Bend the Minister's Chorister
There's really nothing to say to that
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"May you get to heaven before the devil knows you're dead" - Irish blessing
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Don't give a fuck about...
history.
Don't give a fuck about biology.
Don't give a fuck about a science book.
Don't give a fuck about the French I took
But I do know that I ... um .... never mind.
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Introducing the new Oscar the Grouch
Hopefully the old one has a good pension from all those years on Sesame Street. Maybe that would cheer him up.
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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Oh you poor thing ... (hatless)
Wait, I happen to have a nice little Fedora left. It might be a bit on the large side for you, but at least it'll keep your ears warm. Here you are, doesn't that look nice?
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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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Kids fighting ... Enoch
*Cough*, I mean: "Enough!"
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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
# 4543
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Should church-goers Moo
It could be appropriate at a nativity.
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Last ever sig ...
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
# 3216
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quote:
Balaam: Should church-goers Moo
It could be appropriate at a nativity.
I was running to post this, as this is a can't miss on the FLP thread.
(I would have delivered a less good punchline though.)
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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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Talitha
Shipmate
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On a similar note, Should churchgoers Spawn?
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Darkwing
Shipmate
# 16207
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4 letter word, starts...M
Mama? Maya? Maps? Moon?
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"Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament!"
- Kenneth, 30 Rock
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Leaf
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Can we be certain of anything? WhateverTheySay
That seems a bit credulous.
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Bend the Minister's... Spike
Sounds pretty dodgy!
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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lilBuddha
Shipmate
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Profanity piglet?
Pooh will be so disappointed. ![[Disappointed]](graemlins/disappointed.gif)
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I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning
Hallellou, hallellou
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Bend the Minister's... Spike
Sounds pretty dodgy!
Did the Prussian Army have Chaplains?
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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No scriptures, no Church, ... Boogie
Yeah, freedom at last!
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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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What is a Christian? ... WhateverTheySay
Again, providing the best answer to the question by just putting your name behind it.
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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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