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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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Christian leaders,... Moo

A fair suggestion instead of long sermons

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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The homosexuality debate snags...

Yep, it tends to do that on a regular basis. That's why it's a dead horse.


(Sorry, Snags, for de-capitalizing your name to make this work!)

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I reserve the right to change my mind.

My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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monkeylizard

Ship's scurvy
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Everybody hates the...Imaginary Friend

In his own Circus, no less. [Tear]

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The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. ~ Herbert Spencer (1820 - 1903)

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Drifting Star

Drifting against the wind
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Facebook - is it a cheesymarzipan?

Ummm. No. Maybe you'd better take another look?

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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus

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Wesley J

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Church of England... hatless

But certainly not the ABC!?

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Aelred of Riveaux
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Night Owl - Not a ... doubtingthomas

No, he's a wise old bird!

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Wesley J

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Christian leaders,... Think²

I believe they all should think much more than they do!

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Wesley J

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The ethics of sucking... Boogie

Poor ethics, these! Boogie should never suck. Alternatively, try playing or listening to or dancing to some other music?

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Drifting Star

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What would you do with teddybear

Cuddle up and go to sleep. [Smile]

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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus

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Boogie

Boogie on down!
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quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Boogie should never suck ....

Hmmmmmmm ...

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Garden. Room. Walk

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Boogie

Boogie on down!
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Does anyone believe IngoB ...

Some do, occasionally, I think ...

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Garden. Room. Walk

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comet

Snowball in Hell
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Lines in songs I can't ken

pretty much all of "Louie Louie", for one...

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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions

"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin

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Wesley J

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What is English? mousethief

No, that's US American.

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Wesley J

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Is it now the Good... Leprechaun

Is that a pot of Euros there at the end of the rainbow? Oh dear - so no, it's the Evil Leprechaun again!

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Kelly Alves

Bunny with an axe
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What should Christians Try?

Dan Savage would have a field day with that one.

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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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Welease Woderwick

Sister Incubus Nightmare
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When do you have your Boogie

Not until after breakfast!

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Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details

What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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lilBuddha
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Are we allowed to do cosmic dance?
Should be allowed to do any dance. With the exception of this one.

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I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning
Hallellou, hallellou

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Pooks
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Exodus 33:7 Autenrieth Road

By far the best road to take for a successful exodus.

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Wesley J

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When Jesus returns ... "when?"... Isaac Air Freightnz

Has He booked a Kiwi Air Freight plane then? [Ultra confused]

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Wesley J

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Justinian poisons the... Justinian

A bit self-defeating, one might think.

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Masha
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World's Worst Thing...Hedgehog

Bit harsh.

I like hedgehogs.

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Darkwing
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Reactions to Street Boogie

Join in!!

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"Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament!"
- Kenneth, 30 Rock

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Wesley J

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What decade would you... Boogie

Any! [Cool]

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+Chad

Staffordshire Lad
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The Orthodox Western...Thurible

With bells on?

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Chad (The + is silent)

Where there is tea there is hope.

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Wesley J

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Moammar Gadhafi is... The Silent Acolyte

He's pretty silent all right.

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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Justinian poisons the Evensong

O Lord, open thou not his lips next time!

[ 22. October 2011, 08:52: Message edited by: churchgeek ]

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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When Jesus returns W Hyatt

...then we'll hope W Hyatt will answer all our questions!

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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balaam

Making an ass of myself
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Ex-fundies: are you Gamaliel

You don't expect me to admit to sockpuppetry do you?

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Ariel
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When do you have your bib?

Er, every time I eat [Hot and Hormonal]

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QLib

Bad Example
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I'm not sure that one should quote oneself, but I only just noticed:
Cheer yourself up with QLib

How little they know me!

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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EnZed and their Western Galloping Granny

No comment, just had to share that gem!

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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mousethief

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Praying for the dead mousethief

I'm not dead yet!

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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New arrival on the churchgeek

I did just get a new tattoo! [Big Grin]

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I reserve the right to change my mind.

My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
Praying for the dead mousethief

I'm not dead yet!

Maybe that's what's being prayed for. [Eek!]

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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mousethief

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quote:
Originally posted by churchgeek:
quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
Praying for the dead mousethief

I'm not dead yet!

Maybe that's what's being prayed for. [Eek!]
Probably not for the first time.

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balaam

Making an ass of myself
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Giles Fraser has resigned hatless

It would make more of an impression if he had worn a fedora when resigning.

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Loquacious beachcomber
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Justinian poisons the Silver Faux
Arsenic in the spiced rum, most likely.

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TODAY'S SPECIAL - AND SO ARE YOU (Sign on beachfront fish & chips shop)

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BessLane
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What will God say to lilBuddah
Namaste

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It's all on me and I won't tell it.
formerly BessHiggs

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Wesley J

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What will God say to... Paddy O'Furniture

Time for a tea break, methinks. <sits down> Oooh, comfy!

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Wesley J

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Police Use Of Force,... Moo

Will that deter them?

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balaam

Making an ass of myself
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Have you ever won a Stetson

Nope, not even a beanie hat.

(I read this as "Have you ever worn a Stetson")

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fletcher christian

Mutinous Seadog
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What will God say to Leo


....in hell

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Staretz Silouan

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Sioni Sais
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Have you ever won a Graven Image

Does a teddy bear dressed as a bellydancer count?

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(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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quote:
Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
Have you ever won a Graven Image

Does a teddy bear dressed as a bellydancer count?

no.

<runs CRB check on Sioni>

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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain

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Lucia

Looking for light
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Have you ever won a gay organ grinder?

Not sure what I'd do with one... [Paranoid]

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ThunderBunk

Stone cold idiot
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God's got a plan for....FooloftheShip

I wish she'd get round to telling me what it is.

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Currently mostly furious, and occasionally foolish. Normal service may resume eventually. Or it may not. And remember children, "feiern ist wichtig".

Foolish, potentially deranged witterings

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Loquacious beachcomber
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Gaurdian Angels ... Moo

That should scare any predators away, at any rate.

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Wesley J

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Is the Occupy Movement... justlooking

No. It is acting. Well, at least occupying.

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Welease Woderwick

Sister Incubus Nightmare
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How do you wrap daisydaisy?

In silks and wonderfully exotic cloths!

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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details

What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Sioni Sais
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Vatican stunned by Sioni Sais

Has my resignation letter (c 1968) been opened after all these years?

edit: UBB [Hot and Hormonal]

[ 05. November 2011, 16:09: Message edited by: Sioni Sais ]

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