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Thread: Grandson of FLP (Famous Last Posts!)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Vatican stunned by... Evangeline
Oh noes, a woman! Go away!
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Vatican stunned by... Triple Tiara
That's Vatican II for you.
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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And another one:
Pastoral care of the... Raptor Eye
Cleansing those fields of weakling creatures
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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Mediaeval churches... Try
Yes, I tried a couple of them and I have to say, some of them are really quite pleasant!
-------------------- I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Mary as ark of the... mousethief
A very strange image, but I'm sure it makes some orthodox sense...
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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quote: Originally posted by Wesley J: Vatican stunned by... Triple Tiara
That's Vatican II for you.
Introduction of new...Triple Tiara
That's PapaRatzi for you.
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Stejjie
Shipmate
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Surprising uses for... Dal Segno
You'll be amazed at what a Dal Segno can do for you!! Don't miss out, get yours today!!
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Loquacious beachcomber
Shipmate
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Dumb Happens - Evensong
Please, Sir(or Ma'am), Mr.(or Ms.) Host, Sir(or Ma'am), I did not make this up, Sir(or Ma'am), it was on the page exactly that way when I opened it.
-------------------- TODAY'S SPECIAL - AND SO ARE YOU (Sign on beachfront fish & chips shop)
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Loquacious beachcomber
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83% Against - Horseman Bree
His fellow Canadians mostly like him, at least a little, though!
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Darkwing
Shipmate
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Is God the Father of Latchkey Kid? If so, he should try to be a better parent!
-------------------- "Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament!" - Kenneth, 30 Rock
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Pure Sunshine
Shipmate
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Are Russian Orthodox Arch Anglo-Catholic
No, they're Russian Orthodox.
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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Is God the Father of... The Revolutionist
Well, I'd say His Son was quite revolutionary at times!
-------------------- I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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I'll stop procrastinating... WhateverTheySay
But of course, my dear. Now have your tea and then it's back to work, understand?
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Faster than light... Schroedinger's cat
Well, obviously.
-------------------- Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy
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Arvan
Shipmate
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Crafts and Arts: the Graven Image
seems similarly apposite
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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New off-label use for Marvin the Martian
His ray gun could microwave food at a distance.
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Stejjie
Shipmate
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Is the Occupy Movement... Boogie
Disco at St Paul's!!!!
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jedijudy
Organist of the Jedi Temple
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Christmas Goose? piglet
Well, neither. How about fish?
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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What do you use for Beethoven
A piano.
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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What do you use for... Dormouse
Only the real Dormouse is good enough! Accept no imitations!
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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lilBuddha
Shipmate
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Help! Nine year old CuppaT Pour it out! Times are not that hard yet.
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Chelley
Ship's Old Boot
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Haggis Hunt TomofTarsus
Run Tom, run!
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Obama (mousethief)
Obama, played by mousethief? Sounds unorthodox.
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Arvan
Shipmate
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Should Jeremy Clarkson... Spawn
Err... No?
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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But...
Should Jeremy Clarkson... Think²
Definitely. Very much so!
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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lilBuddha
Shipmate
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Blast you WesleyJ! Beat me to it.
-------------------- I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning Hallellou, hallellou
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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quote: Originally posted by lilBuddha: Blast you WesleyJ! Beat me to it.
Post it too. That chap needs all the thinking he can get round to, believe me.
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Much more importantly
Should Jeremy Clarkson Boogie
Presumably to the tune of
"wish I had a grey Cortina..."
[ETA that's the Tom Robinson Band for all you cultural philistines] [ 02. December 2011, 18:50: Message edited by: Eutychus ]
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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A pleasingly topical... Eutychus
Double-glazing salesman?
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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A pleasingly topical... Evensong
Once they stopped doing it in the morning.
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Appropriate Punishments for Squirrel.
Take avay aviator cap and separate heem from Moose. [ 05. December 2011, 00:41: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Evangeline
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Should Jeremy Clarkson spawn
Good God no...........
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lilBuddha
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2012: the end of evensong Imagine it will be the end of all song.
-------------------- I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning Hallellou, hallellou
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Why do women usually... Marvin the Martian
Coz' sex with him is so not from this planet?
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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Anyone know of cancelled Boogie
Another disco closes due to the recession.
[ bad code indeed ] [ 07. December 2011, 15:37: Message edited by: Chorister ]
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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Appropriate punishments. Evensong
Because you had the audacity to sing well at your audition, boy, you will be made to attend Evensong every day from the age of 7 until you are at least 14. Now put this ruff on and get ready!
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Shipmates expecting PeteC
That will be us, I suppose - he lands next Thursday morning.
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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This needs no comment...
Crafts and Arts: the Graven Image
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Mad dogs and the Celtic... piglet
Hope no harm is done!
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Piglet
Islander
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I've just checked and I still seem to have the right number of arms and legs ...
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Ananias and Sapphira Boogie
But not for long.
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Boogie
Boogie on down!
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Shipmates expecting welsh dragon
I hope it's a cute little red one!
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Piglet
Islander
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Sunday evening worship Belle Ringer
Instead of God?
edited for coding bollocks [ 11. December 2011, 02:04: Message edited by: piglet ]
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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quote: Originally posted by Kelly Alves: Appropriate Punishments for Squirrel.
Take avay aviator cap and separate heem from Moose.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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OK, MT, I have to tell you-- I was typing as fast as I could, worried that you, specifically, would beat me to that one.
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Piglet
Islander
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Mary as Ark of the Custard
The mind boggles.
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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The Euro Mess: Explained... GreyFace
Quite.
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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