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Stejjie
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Do you tend to view... Eutychus

[Eek!]

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A not particularly-alt-worshippy, fairly mainstream, mildly evangelical, vaguely post-modern-ish Baptist

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Lucia

Looking for light
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I was kind of amused by

Michael Gove limited IntellectByProxy

A little worrying to have an education minister with limited intellect....

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Sioni Sais
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quote:
Originally posted by Lucia:
I was kind of amused by

Michael Gove limited IntellectByProxy

A little worrying to have an education minister with limited intellect....

I don't think a proxy is involved.

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Drifting Star

Drifting against the wind
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Why do we preach in Holy Smoke

To cultivate an air of mystery? To grab people's attention? To hide the fact that we're smoking?

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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus

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Boogie

Boogie on down!
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Fun and Games with glockenspiel.

For sure, this is the best fun and games to be had outside the bedroom.

[Big Grin]

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Garden. Room. Walk

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Ariston
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quote:
Originally posted by Boogie:
Fun and Games with glockenspiel.

For sure, this is the best fun and games to be had outside the bedroom.

[Big Grin]

You keep yours in the living room?

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Boogie

Boogie on down!
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quote:
Originally posted by AristonAstuanax:
quote:
Originally posted by Boogie:
Fun and Games with glockenspiel.

For sure, this is the best fun and games to be had outside the bedroom.


You keep yours in the living room?
No -outside! It's an all-weather one [Big Grin]

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Garden. Room. Walk

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joan knox

Knoxy is my homeboy
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Abstinence only for...Gwai

Well, now, that seems a little unfair.

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Jesus saves, Allah protects, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich

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orfeo

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You think THAT'S unfair? I came down here to the Circus because I just happened to notice it now says Abstinence only for orfeo. [Waterworks]

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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Archbishops suggest no prophet

Those pesky prophets make things so difficult for the bureaucracy.

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I reserve the right to change my mind.

My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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Abstinence only for mrs whibley

...and mr whibley too, then, one assumes...

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I reserve the right to change my mind.

My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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Kelly Alves

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Y'know. I'm not gonna pick on any specific person, but I am really enjoying watching the FLPs roll by on It's all about you...


[ETA: and I'm also not going near that one ]

[ 23. January 2012, 06:37: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]

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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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Drifting Star

Drifting against the wind
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Bishops suppressing Boogie

I'm sure it's only a few of them. In my experience there's nothing bishops like more than a good boogie.

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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus

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Drifting Star

Drifting against the wind
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Bishops suppressing Erroneous Monk

Fair enough.

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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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But this isn't:

Bishops suppressing Trisagion
[Eek!]

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I reserve the right to change my mind.

My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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quote:
Originally posted by Drifting Star:
In my experience there's nothing bishops like more than a good boogie.

I'm fairly certain that sentence has never before been formulated. At least not in English.

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I reserve the right to change my mind.

My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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infinite_monkey
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Jesus and other babies...Moo.

But little lord Jesus, no quacking he makes?

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And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.

--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
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Chorister

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To celebrate a new cosmic dance
I thought the boards were wobbling again, it must be that hugal practising his funny turns.

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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.

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Hennah

Ship's Mother Hen
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How many arrows in... Chorister

Well, none, one would hope, we'd like her to stick around.

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Never stand behind satan in a Post Office queue: the devil takes many forms.

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lilBuddha
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Somebody oughta invent piglet
I believe A. A. Milne already has.

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I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning
Hallellou, hallellou

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Piglet
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[Smile]

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I may not be on an island any more, but I'm still an islander.
alto n a soprano who can read music

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Wesley J

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Somebody oughta invent Moo

Been done, by a Mr or Ms B O'Vine.

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Drifting Star

Drifting against the wind
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I Could Have Been a Graven Image

To be honest, I don't think any sculptor would have bothered.

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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus

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Drifting Star

Drifting against the wind
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Targeted ... Deputy Verger
That's church politics for you.

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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus

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mousethief

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I Could Have Been a Pulsator Organorum Ineptus

But even if I were, I probably wouldn't know what it means.

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mark_in_manchester

not waving, but...
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But...

When, if ever, does...Anselmina?

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(so good, I wanted to see it after my posts and not only after those of shipmate JBohn from whom I stole it)

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mousethief

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There once was a man... Wesley J
Who went to the Circus to play.
Not meaning to boast,
But his "Famous Last Post"
I have cleverly noted today.

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Wesley J

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quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
There once was a man... Wesley J
Who went to the Circus to play.
Not meaning to boast,
But his "Famous Last Post"
I have cleverly noted today.

As mousethief's got near 50k
I am not surprised in any way
that he posts left, right and centre,
on his keyboard hits 'enter':
Like this, his new record won't sway. [Smile]

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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mark_in_manchester

not waving, but...
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Contraception is not...ToujoursDan

for it's unfair to burden the man;
who cares, your proclivity
let's share, responsibility

while we try to make this fecker scan...

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"We are punished by our sins, not for them" - Elbert Hubbard
(so good, I wanted to see it after my posts and not only after those of shipmate JBohn from whom I stole it)

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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[Killing me]

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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What does baptism do? footwasher

A very peculiar form of very partial immersion - but hey, why not...

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balaam

Making an ass of myself
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I Could Have Been a Chorister
But then they heard me sing.

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Last ever sig ...

blog

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Chorister

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quote:
Originally posted by Balaam:
I Could Have Been a Chorister
But then they heard me sing.

talking of which....

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Drifting Star

Drifting against the wind
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I Could Have Been a Pyx_e

...but Brown Owl put me in the Imps instead. [Frown]

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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus

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Darkwing
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Butt cracks should Smudgie
Eww.

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"Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament!"
- Kenneth, 30 Rock

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joan knox

Knoxy is my homeboy
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The evidence for aerial Gamaliel

looks skywards with interest...

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lilBuddha
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Antisemitism - roots: Saul the Apostle.
Self hate?

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Hallellou, hallellou

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lilBuddha
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Trisagion and the Catholic mousethief
Thought he was Orthodox...

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Hallellou, hallellou

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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God spoke things into... Darkwing

Early form of loud hailer?

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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The Evidence for Aerial... mousethief

Lifting off after his 50k posts?

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LeRoc

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Invitation to hell? ... justlooking

Nonono, it doesn't work like that. You're either in or out. What are you still standing at the door for? Here, let me help you ... *bump* That's better, are you feeling a bit warm already?

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LeRoc

Famous Dutch pirate
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50% of UK Christians... seasick

Whoa, I knew that the Anglican Church was in some troubled waters, but not like this.

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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)

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Sioni Sais
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quote:
Originally posted by LeRoc:
50% of UK Christians... seasick

Whoa, I knew that the Anglican Church was in some troubled waters, but not like this.

Sea of Faith ... long swell ... fog, visibility poor ... windy.

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mousethief

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What does baptism do? Footwasher.

Well, and the rest of you, too.

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mousethief

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The Evidence for Aerial mousethief

La souris qui vole!


________________________
La = "the"
souris = "mouse"
qui = "who"
vole = both "steals" and "flies"

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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Professor Hawking's... quetzalcoatl

So he accepts the existence of a deity now?

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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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yus - an Alien Lizard Deity - but hey!

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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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[Big Grin]

Butt cracks should... Mr Curly

No, they shouldn't! [Eek!]

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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Piglet
Islander
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I could have been a ... Banner Lady

... but I kept dropping the banner. [Hot and Hormonal]

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I may not be on an island any more, but I'm still an islander.
alto n a soprano who can read music

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Piglet
Islander
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Sorry for the double-post, but that last one itself generated quite a good one:

Grandson of FLP - famous ... piglet [Cool]

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alto n a soprano who can read music

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