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joan knox

Knoxy is my homeboy
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Real things that seem Chorister

...such as Chorister, perhaps?

Bending/breaking a Venbede

...surely that's a matter to take before Health and Safety?

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Welease Woderwick

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Pr 29:18 "Where Custard"

On my crumble, please.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Aelred of Riveaux
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Sober Preacher's Grandkid's ... Bishops Finger

Must be some important Grandkid to have a Bishop all to himself - or even the finger of one!

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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So how did it go on Fr. Weber?

"It" being... ??? If you mean the chasuble, that just slipped over his head.

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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Calling the Tories Chamois

Because you can't remember "Tories" at the moment you need the word, or is "Chamois" some kind of insult we don't have over here in the US?

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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Kelly Alves

Bunny with an axe
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Bugger the Bishops! (Chorister)

This phrase has a kind of bouncy Tom Lehrer quality that makes me want to hand it over to Belisarius for song-parody purposes.

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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
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Pooks
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Shot for being suspiciously (Twilight)

Was it with a silver bullet?

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lilBuddha
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Bugger the Bishops!
Did the earth move?

Think you will have to ask the Bishops.

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Hallellou, hallellou

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Kelly Alves

Bunny with an axe
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Bugger the Bishops! (justlooking)

(Can I watch?)

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I cannot expect people to believe “
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Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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Christ revealed to LutheranChik

...who promptly became an Episcopalian. [Biased]

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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Hell from the other custard.

You know, the one that was wasn't put back in the fridge last night...

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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LeRoc

Famous Dutch pirate
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Favorite composers/Overrated... (Beethoven)

I'm not a connaisseur of classical music, but I wouldn't call Ludwig overrated. He wrote some pretty good songs now and then.

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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)

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Welease Woderwick

Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Calling the Tories PeteC

I don't think either party would be happy with that!

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Eutychus
From the edge
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Take up your cross... Boogie

That's one injunction I've yet to hear from the pulpit (sounds like a cue from The Blues Brothers though)

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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Holy Week...nearly Amazing Grace

Better luck in the Easter Octave, I guess.

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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Welease Woderwick

Sister Incubus Nightmare
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How do you get rid [of] PeteC

Well, we'll just drive him to the airport and let the airlines do the rest.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Bullfrog.

Prophetic Amphibian
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Hell from the other footwasher

Did you see the rag that guy was using? It felt like steel wool!

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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg

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Pure Sunshine
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Health Care and the cliffdweller

Healthcare is useful if you fall off ...

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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Come back little brain...Zappa

If you're able to zappa your little brain back, let me know your technique! I may need to try it.

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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mousethief

Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Hell from the other Martin PC not & Ship's Biohazard

No way. There can only be one.

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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Hell from the other pimple

[Mad] Well, it's off to the dermatologist again! (Just when I got the first one to die down...)

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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All the best - I won't saysay

Say what? What this vague "best" you're wishing me actually is?

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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lilBuddha
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Leotard Marvin the Martian

Ouch, ouch, ouch! Now I've a mental pic of Marvin wearing one.

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Hallellou, hallellou

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Stejjie
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quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
Leotard Marvin the Martian

Ouch, ouch, ouch! Now I've a mental pic of Marvin wearing one.

Now we all have... pass the communal mind-bleach! [Eek!] [Projectile]

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A not particularly-alt-worshippy, fairly mainstream, mildly evangelical, vaguely post-modern-ish Baptist

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la vie en rouge
Parisienne
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All the best - I won't Moo

I've been getting a lot of help with the mooing lately [Big Grin]

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Rent my holiday home in the South of France

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Bullfrog.

Prophetic Amphibian
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fall WhateverTheySay

This could make for some awkward conversations, though might work as a performance piece.

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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg

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balaam

Making an ass of myself
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What's your perfect comet

Hale-Bopp.

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LeRoc

Famous Dutch pirate
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Making sense of the... (Martin PC not & Ship's Biohazard)

I think I'll leave this one without a comment [Biased]

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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)

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mousethief

Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Music that lifts your wilson

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

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Chorister

Completely Frocked
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It's almost worth registering as 'Kilt' on the ship in order to post on that thread. [Snigger]

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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.

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Darkwing
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Music that lifts your Pulsator Organorum Ineptus

What's being lifted, now??

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"Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament!"
- Kenneth, 30 Rock

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balaam

Making an ass of myself
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Music that lifts your Stetson

Hats off to Harper by Led Zeppelin.

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Kelly Alves

Bunny with an axe
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What's your perfect piglet

Wilbur.

Also terrific, radiant, humble. Some pig.

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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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Welease Woderwick

Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Could Arizona outlaw Golden Key

They're picking us off one by one!

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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ThunderBunk

Stone cold idiot
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Leotard (Yorick)

Such a cute couple.....now where are those lifeboats again?

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Foolish, potentially deranged witterings

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Ye Olde Motherboard

No witty comment; that one just came out too well not to share. Sounds like a proper introduction to me!

Taking offense where justlooking

Don't look, then.

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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balaam

Making an ass of myself
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OMG! ExclamationMark

When one exclamation mark is not enough.

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MiceElf

Not your average mouse
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The Double Alphabet Game by pjl

Err.... That would be The Triple Alphabet Game I presume.

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What do we want.... Cure for Obesity
When do we want it.... After Dessert.

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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Satisfactory is the Cod.

Poorly written is the restaurant review.

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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Timothy the Obscure

Mostly Friendly
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When do you see the footwasher?

Would that be at the beginning of the pedicure?

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Chorister

Completely Frocked
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quote:
Originally posted by Timothy the Obscure:
When do you see the footwasher?

On Maundy Thursday, of course!

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mousethief

Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Euthanasia for the orfeo

Nooooo! Sure he bugs me sometimes, but euthanizing him for that would be overkill.

[ 07. April 2012, 08:17: Message edited by: mousethief ]

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Kelly Alves

Bunny with an axe
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The flipside of being Boogie

Everybody blames it on you.

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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
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Welease Woderwick

Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Raindrops keep falling on Chorister

Serves her right for living there!

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LeRoc

Famous Dutch pirate
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Among mainline denominations,... (Starlight)

Guiding us to a bright future.

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mousethief

Ship's Thieving Rodent
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My name is Legion Mudfrog

Ah, so you're one of those biblical plagues, then.

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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Does the Bible teach Dafyd

Directly, if he reads it; indirectly if someone tells him what it says.

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
Raindrops keep falling on Chorister

Serves her right for living there!

What worries me is that there might be a leak in the organ somewhere! {sigh} Time to raise funds for a new roof.

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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It's Greek to me: Translating Paddy O'Furniture

It's a pun, actually. You get it or you don't.

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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LeRoc

Famous Dutch pirate
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Does the Bible teach... Scarlet

Yes.

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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)

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