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Thread: Grandson of FLP (Famous Last Posts!)
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Amos
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No porn, please, we're NiminyPiminy.
Aha! That would explain it.
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Wesley J
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Grandson of FLP Famous... Amos
Just coz it's a nice rhyme! ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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Homosexuality and Christianity ... Boogie
I hope they will. One day.
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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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jbohn
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The islamophobic adulterer:... duchess
I had no idea... ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Myths and Facts about Mockingbird
Well, for one thing, whether or not it sings has no impact on what your poppa may or may not buy you.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Of Presbyterians and Martin L
I think the easier book to write might be "Of Presbyterians and John K" or John C, even.
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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Fidei Defensor
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Are Anglicans really seasick
Well they have been going through choppy weather lately!
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Steve H
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Fun and Games with... Mark Betts
OK, not very funny, but it's my first attempt.
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Hold to Christ, and for the rest, be totally uncommitted.
Herbert Butterfield.
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Drifting Star
Drifting against the wind
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How do you get rid of Zacchaeus
Chop the tree down?
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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quote:
Amos: No porn, please, we're NiminyPiminy.
In fact, this name looks funny on almost any thread. At this moment, we have a Can anyone learn to... Niminypiminy. I don't know, but I'd like to!
I've seen other ones as well.
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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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Fidei Defensor
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The Great British Menu Sparrow
Gosh, things must be bad in the old place. I thought they used to go in for roast beef?
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Taking offense where justlooking
You should see how offended I can get when hands get involved.
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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Animal encounters thread ... Moo
Now children, can you guess what animal this is?
A horse? That's very close, Johnny, you can try again next time.
What about you, Mary? A cow? Very good!
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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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This one doesn't inspire a witty remark, it just actually makes sense:
National pilgrimage - Stranger in a strange land
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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Should churches get Amazing Grace
It would be great if they did. Far too much legalism around.
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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Walking into a new Margaret
It's great to meet new people. Just look where you're going next time. Good thing neither this nor the other six Margarets you've met this way don't hold grudges.
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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Ascension: shy Anglican_Brat
If you're an Anglican brat, but shy, Ascension is definitely the service to go to. So few people will be there!
Faith stories of the Belle Ringer
Well, Jesus said faith could move mountains; church bells would seem feasible then.
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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Drifting Star
Drifting against the wind
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have you considered ChrisT
I would suggest that most people on here have done just that.
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Drifting Star
Drifting against the wind
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have you considered luvanddaisies
Sounds like an excellent plan for a nice sunny day like this.
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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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Radical vs middling... footwasher
For me, a radical one please. I want some real scrubbing, pedicure, a foot massage... Not that wishy-washy stuff.
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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Churches sue American cliffdweller
Everyone's flocking over to that hermit like he's St. Kevin, and the offering plates are showing it.
And sorry, I can't help posting this one about me... ![[Hot and Hormonal]](icon_redface.gif)
What to do about the churchgeek
Give her a key to the sacristy and let her polish stuff?
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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Loquacious beachcomber
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Gol-dang, dern fool ... OliviaG
Now that seems a little harsh; I kinda like her posting style!
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Miffy
Ship's elephant
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Whom shall we send?...Miffy
...of course. I'd have that rowdy Anglican Communion sorted out in a trice!
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"I don't feel like smiling." "You're English dear; fake it!" (Colin Firth "Easy Virtue")
Growing Greenpatches
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Amos
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Should we try to raise... Eutychus
Well, Paul did.
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Eutychus
From the edge
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No, no, he raised him. Read the thread!
Besides, Christ doesn't always Boogie
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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but when he does, he prefers Dos Equis.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Preaching only about orfeo
sounds bizarre enough - but toss in the (FLP) fact that
Pastor Fred has a rival orfeo
and it becomes truly baffling.
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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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Driving impaired by Dinghy Sailor
It is always tricky navigating these fords.
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Steve H
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I'm impressed by Steve H.
Nice to know somebody is, but whom?
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Herbert Butterfield.
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Amos
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Animal Encounters Thread...Bob Two-Owls
'I just swivelled my head around and there they were.'
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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Fun and Games with Schroedinger's cat
Is he alive or is he dead? Make your guesses now.
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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Are young Christians hatless
Yes. But they make up for it by wearing hoodies.
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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What to do about the no_prophet
Depends on your interpretation of what exactly a prophet is, and also on what your tradition is.
Pentecostals will probably hold a tent revival and pray for the gift of prophecy.
Mainline Evangelicals and Calvinists will probably content themselves with the Bible.
Mainline Liberals will probably send a new batch of folks to seminary, to teach them how to be prophetic.
I honestly don't know how people in other religions would respond (or if they would).
Charlatans will see an opportunity to make a buck.
YMMV.
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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Sioni Sais
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quote:
Originally posted by churchgeek:
What to do about the no_prophet
Depends on your interpretation of what exactly a prophet is, and also on what your tradition is.
I honestly don't know how people in other religions would respond (or if they would).
Charlatans will see an opportunity to make a buck.
YMMV.
Anglicans will draft a resolution for Synod.
(good game this)
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lilBuddha
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Crappy choruses: Really Chorister?
Of all people... ![[Disappointed]](graemlins/disappointed.gif)
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Hallellou, hallellou
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Piglet
Islander
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June Book Group: Beyond Tree Bee
I suppose there's something beyond Tree Bee ...
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alto n a soprano who can read music
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Steve H
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The nature of authority... Steve H
But of course! Why can't more people see it?
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Herbert Butterfield.
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lilBuddha
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Who or what was the Martin PC not & Ship's Biohazard The question is never who he is, but what he meant.
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Hallellou, hallellou
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Talk me into getting Ye Olde Motherboard
Well, I don't know a lot about computers, but maybe a new one is too expensive? And how old is your computer - maybe it needs an older motherboard. Or is this "olde" motherboard by chance collectible?
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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Sorry to comment on myself, but...
Stupid Christian questions churchgeek
Stupid Christian should be prepared for his/her eyes to glaze over...several times over. churchgeek is known to ramble on and on and on....
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Welease Woderwick
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Is Morality Only About Crœsos
Not quite exclusively, it occasionally concerns other folks as well.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Crappy choruses: Really, dj_ordinaire?
I mean, really? Can't we at least get some ordinary choruses?
(eta)
Anglican Church is Angloid
You don't say.
[ 07. June 2012, 22:31: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
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Stejjie
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Do not judge... unless... JohnnyS
How come he gets to and we don't?
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