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mousethief

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Oh well tea, that's something entirely different.

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mousethief

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Do I have to share The Atheist

No, he's all yours. Enjoy.

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comet

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Demons (riverfalls)

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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions

"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin

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Golden Key
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Where do you get your Grushi


From a bin in the bulk foods section of the hippie health food store!

[Smile]

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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")

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Stevie Boy Wonder
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Where do we get our Nigel M

Just send four tokens from special promotional packs, plus a cheque or postal order for £2.25 for postage and packing...

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Jesus saves. But in the current economic climate, His pension probably won't be enough for eternity...

Also by the same author

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Zappa
Ship's Wake
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confused priest needs ... Golden Key

Don't we all - and her lava lamp? [Axe murder]

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koshatnik
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a time to speak, a Gordon Cheng

Which summarises that thread quite neatly.

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Teufelchen
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St Stephen the Great Manipled Mutineer

Revered throughout Christendom for his forthrightness on liturgical dress.

T.

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Max.
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Where do we get our... Ponty'n'pop

Threshers


Max

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quirky_beth
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I should like to point....St. Punk the Piuous.

Because my gun is out of bullets.

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Spike

Mostly Harmless
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Where do we get our anteater

Why, from the anteater shop of course

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"May you get to heaven before the devil knows you're dead" - Irish blessing

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Triple Tiara

Ship's Papabile
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The Gospel of John pimple
er, is that in that thing you call the apocrypha?

And then there is also

God's treatment of Father Gregory
He redeemed him? or what?

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koshatnik
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Religion of the English U

I love a vowel cult as much as the next white-robed fanatic, but this one seems just a little exclusive.

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mousethief

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quote:
Originally posted by grushi:
Religion of the English U

I love a vowel cult as much as the next white-robed fanatic, but this one seems just a little exclusive.

Yuu'ru Rught, uf cuursu.

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Spiffy
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Does God Suffer Inward... (IngoB)

I heard they have a pill for that now, take it for a couple of weeks and the problem's cleared right up.

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koshatnik
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quote:
Originally posted by MouseThief:
quote:
Originally posted by grushi:
Religion of the English U

I love a vowel cult as much as the next white-robed fanatic, but this one seems just a little exclusive.

Yuu'ru Rught, uf cuursu.
Thunks fur thu suppurt, Muusthuf.
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koshatnik
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what do you think of Timothy the Obscure

Nice but hard to understand.

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Lots of Yay

Cookies enabled
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God's treatment of fungus

I think once daily application of terbinafine cream for a week should just about clear it up.

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Tales of Variable Yayness
Photos of stuff. Including Pooka!

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Wesley J

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Posting Polls on Potential... Melon

... is not an alliteration, I'm afraid, and 'potential pear' would be much better.

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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LeRoc

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Can't give it up (Moo)

No worries. Everyone who feels the urge to make cow sounds should be free to do so. Live and let live, I'd say.

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dolphy

Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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New Bishop of Oxford...Starbelly

Interesting concept! [Snigger]

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Bullfrog.

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It is somebody's problem...Living in Gin

OK, somebody needs to go to an AA meeting pronto!

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Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg

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koshatnik
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Streaker at Christ's Moo

Crowd control at big-name Moos is always a problem

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Matrix
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Mark Driscoll is a...
Melon

well, that just about sums that up then!

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Maybe that's all a family really is; a group of people who miss the same imaginary place. - Garden State

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Spiffy
Ship's WonderSheep
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Should one elbow their (Meaculpa)

Yes. Frequently and with sufficient force.

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--Night Vale Radio Twitter Account

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kentishmaid
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Brits are a pile of Cod

Well, I didn't think we smelt that fishy!

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Wesley J

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Brits are a pile of... Schroedinger's cat

Would explain the cases of radioactive poisoning.

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mousethief

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Confused priest needs Angloid

Boy that is confused.

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Papio

Ship's baboon
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A Bishop Walks Into Babybear

Ooo! I would run if I were you! Bishops are nasty great animals! [Big Grin]

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Infinite Penguins.
My "Readit, Swapit" page
My "LibraryThing" page

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Matrix
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How to treat Newbies
(Pânts)

Seems a bit harsh if we're an open community

ITTWACW

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Maybe that's all a family really is; a group of people who miss the same imaginary place. - Garden State

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Arcadia
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Where do we get our Freddy

Specialist vendors, I'd say.

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John Bunyan, The Pilgrim's Progress

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Zappa
Ship's Wake
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A Bishop walks into ... Chorister he thought she was an actress.

The Theology behind ... GoodCatholicLad Two thousand years of unbroken tradition

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Bullfrog.

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It's What I Do...Custard

Yes. I'm a bonafide custard-maker.

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Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg

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HenryT

Canadian Anglican
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How to avoid having Horseman Bree

I'd approach that Caerphilly myself.

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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788

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koshatnik
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Evensong and Special Hooker's Trick

It's disgraceful what churches these days will do for attention. Evensong. How tawdry.

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Arcadia
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Where do we get our grushi

From grushi bars, natch.
But careful now, you know that it'll give you a dicky tum!

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"Then said Christian to his fellow, Now do I see myself in error"

John Bunyan, The Pilgrim's Progress

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LeRoc

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Consumerism of the Merchand Trader


Well, you would expect them to be consumerists, wouldn't you?

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Paul W.

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Consumerism of the anteater

Well, I suppose they do consume a lot...

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Blog
Flickr

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Smudgie

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Brits are a pile of.... Melon

I've been called many things in my time but never a mountain of uninspired fruit salad!

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Gwai
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Brits are a pile of ham and eggs.

You breakfasts you!

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A master of men was the Goodly Fere,
A mate of the wind and sea.
If they think they ha’ slain our Goodly Fere
They are fools eternally.


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Matrix
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Where do we get our...Grushi

Well, i go to Yo Grushi! mostly, but occasionally get a takeaway from Waitrose..

M

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confused priest needs......the coiled spring

Oh, I don't think so. Definitely not.

Ian J.

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How much does the Ship change The Undiscovered Country

Well, for starters, if the Ship finds it, the Undiscovered Country won't be undiscovered anymore...

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Patdys
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How to treat newbies... Pure as the Driven Yellow Snow

Send 'em to Hell

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Marathon run. Next Dream. Australian this time.

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infinite_monkey
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books that would make a good...Josephine.

Accept no imitations-- she's fabulous just as she is!

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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.

--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com

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Mad Scientist 先生
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Have we talked about ... Smudgie

Have we ever stopped talking about Smudgie? Subject of endless gossip and rumour.

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Smudgie

Ship's Barnacle
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[Eek!] [Paranoid]

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LeRoc

Famous Dutch pirate
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Ropes or nails? (pimple)

I would say: just squeeze it.

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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)

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LeRoc

Famous Dutch pirate
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Are the British less Russ


Yes. The Russions are Russ. But the British are definitively less Russ.

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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)

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Arcadia
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Lard@$$ children get PeaceFeet

Aw, bless.

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John Bunyan, The Pilgrim's Progress

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