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Thread: Grandson of FLP (Famous Last Posts!)
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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In which ken forgets Amazing Grace
OK, you've got the first line. Next: "...how sweet the sound..." Ring any bells yet?
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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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The Laws of Mathematics... arethosemyfeet
No, thosearetheLawsofMathematics.
350 years of the 1662 Bishops Finger
Strangely, 13 churches claim to have this relic, and none of them believe they have a middle finger, either.
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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Eutychus
From the edge
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leo (kitten)
There's a whole new Circus thread in the making right there.
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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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In which ken forgets Timothy the Obscure
I daresay he's not the only one to.
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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Pastor-blessed blackcurrant angelfish
...is the latest fundamentalist ice cream flavour.
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Sandemaniac
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Did the Edit Time Get... (Tubbs)
Oh no! Gobbled up by a savage Edit Time! How could we have let it happen? ![[Tear]](graemlins/tear.gif)
AG
(I've waited five years to spot one of these!)
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"It becomes soon pleasantly apparent that change-ringing is by no means merely an excuse for beer" Charles Dickens gets it wrong, 1869
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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In which ken forgets RooK
which can be a very foolish thing to do!
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Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Loquacious beachcomber
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in Hell...
Fucking Cameron and balaam
There is a joke to be made about cherry-picking asses here, but I will pass on it...
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TODAY'S SPECIAL - AND SO ARE YOU (Sign on beachfront fish & chips shop)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Mary, woman, the physical... mousethief
An interesting, quite esoteric twist in Marian theology; disputed by some scholars
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Eutychus
From the edge
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quote:
Originally posted by Sandemaniac:
Did the Edit Time Get... (Tubbs)
Oh no! Gobbled up by a savage Edit Time! How could we have let it happen?
AG
(I've waited five years to spot one of these!)
If it's any sort of consolation, you beat me to the same one.
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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Tiptoeing around the
Galloping Granny
For God's sake don't wake her!
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MiceElf
Not your average mouse
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Ministry to the dying Rural Rev.
May he R.I.P. ![[Votive]](graemlins/votive.gif)
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What do we want.... Cure for Obesity
When do we want it.... After Dessert.
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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But, but but! (WhateverTheySay)
Yep, whatever they say, if you try hard enough, you can come up with some objection. ![[Devil]](graemlins/devil.gif)
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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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No, Mark Betts, I am Mark Betts
I am Spartacus.
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Garasu
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I'm not sure it's strictly within the rules, but "Name Change Amnesty NOW" gets me every time. I mean, get with the programme people. "Amnesty" is so last century...
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"Could I believe in the doctrine without believing in the deity?". - Modesitt, L. E., Jr., 1943- Imager.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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This has a sort of surreal quality:
No, Mark Betts, I am Porridge
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Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Greenbelt 2012 (LastDayOnEarth)
I'd heard it could get muddy, but I'd never realised it was that apolcalyptic. Must be something about the year...
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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy
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lilBuddha
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Worst place to be a churchgeek
Atheist convention?
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Hallellou, hallellou
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lilBuddha
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Scientific Dating Methods... Net Spinster
Perhaps not the best authority on dating methods.
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Hallellou, hallellou
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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What to look for in Barefoot Friar
Bunions would give away that he's been secretly wearing shoes when you're not looking.
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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Was Fortescue ever seasick
If it was the Fortescue mentioned by Michael Bentine in his 'Toastmaster' sketch I expect he would be.
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Louis Armstrong I hate Timothy the Obscure
Apart from the fact that you're talking to Mr. Armstrong like he's still alive, what is it you expect him to do about this?
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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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luvanddaisies
the'fun'in'fundie'™
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Nobody wants my favourite squirrel so sad, especially for a heaven thread. Poor little squirrel, all rejected and alone... ![[Waterworks]](graemlins/bawling.gif)
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"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." (Mark Twain)
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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The authority of the Martin PC not & Ship's Biohazard
Now that's a frightening thought!
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Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Was Fortescue ever hatless
Not while his wife was looking.
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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The task of undeceiving Lamb Chopped
Lamb would probably prefer to be unchopped first, if you can pull that off.
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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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lilBuddha
Shipmate
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The Ship's Liberal Rook
What? There are two Rooks?
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Hallellou, hallellou
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Videos and images of (S)pike couchant
Yuk! No thanks!
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Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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You know you're ........ (churchgeek)
...when you suddenly see dozens of brilliant FLP potentials.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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kingsfold
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How to insert commemorations... Magic Wand
Of course.
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beachcomber
Shipmate
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lillBuddha
(Hope I'm getting the hang of this --but please don't quote me).
cougars have a reputation of aggressively hunt lillBuddha
[ 30. August 2012, 15:43: Message edited by: beachcomber ]
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Helen-Eva:'This is all really interesting and intensely confusing stuff and I am now bewildered in a much more informed way than I was before.'
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Why get married at Dark Knight
I haven't seen any of the movies in that franchise - are they particularly romantic?
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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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dj_ordinaire
Host
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There seems to be rather a lot of Personal jewelry on... people at the moment (including myself at present...)
Can't help thinking this is a bit of a gift to FLP!
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Flinging wide the gates...
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lilBuddha
Shipmate
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Worst place to be a Bean Sidhe
The Fountain of Youth?
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Hallellou, hallellou
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Garasu
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Didn't the bean sidhe live in the Land of Youth?
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lilBuddha
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Was thinking of this and the lack of opportunity for wailing there.
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Hallellou, hallellou
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Amos
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In which ken forgets...Timothy the Obscure
Even Homer nods.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Is the nature of God Oscar the Grouch
Who could blame him if it was - listening to humanity's whinging must be so tedious!
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Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Drifting Star
Drifting against the wind
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YO! Clean out your Pants ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus
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Piglet
Islander
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My Country Includes PeteC
Yes, I suppose it does. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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I may not be on an island any more, but I'm still an islander.
alto n a soprano who can read music
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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couldn't resist this one from Hell:
Dear Jim Wallace... (moron)
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"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Worst place to be a...beachcomber
Riyadh.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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What do Seraphim keep...Chamois
Never can tell when you'll be called upon to polish God's Chevy.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Racism, Sexism and Doublethink
The 2012 GOP platform?
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Pure Sunshine
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Religious people are Squibs
Whereas atheists are aurors?
[ 11. September 2012, 13:34: Message edited by: Pure Sunshine ]
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