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Thread: Grandson of FLP (Famous Last Posts!)
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
# 473
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Man imprisoned for... Moo
Impersonating a cow is a serious offence.
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Hedgehog
Ship's Shortstop
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quote:
Originally posted by Chorister:
Man imprisoned for... Moo
Impersonating a cow is a serious offence.
Extremist Hindus?
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Is Modern Society returning Porridge
Quality control at the porridge factory has really gone downhill.
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orfeo
Ship's Musical Counterpoint
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Trans-Tasman Titillation Mr Curly
Mr Curly is in New Zealand, and I hope the person he's Skyping back here in Australia is Mrs Curly.
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Technology has brought us all closer together. Turns out a lot of the people you meet as a result are complete idiots.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Is it open season on Alan Cresswell
Erm, I hope not!
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Emotional responses... Gamaliel
Do they?
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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orfeo
Ship's Musical Counterpoint
# 13878
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Numbers: The Bible Hedgehog
I'm trying to decide which crazy notion to run with. The notion that someone is doing a census of an obscure and rare species of hedgehog commonly known as the 'Bible hedgehog' (Atelerix biblio), or the notion that there's a cute hedgehog named Numbers who is the star of a children's show on a Christian television network.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Worship Music and Boogie
Gives liturgical dance a whole new meaning.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Another one bites Chelley
I think she has been socialising with members of the House of Bishops again!
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Colors for a certain Enoch
What about for the other Enochs?
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ThunderBunk
Stone cold idiot
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Rosencrantz Returns Welease Woderwick
This works on so many levels I'm not even going to try to enumerate them - just giggle happily.
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Currently mostly furious, and occasionally foolish. Normal service may resume eventually. Or it may not. And remember children, "feiern ist wichtig".
Foolish, potentially deranged witterings
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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New Additions to the Boogie
I believe there is now a waltz interlude in the middle.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Moo
Ship's tough old bird
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New additions to the Earwig
You mean it wasn't big enough as it was?
Moo
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See you later, alligator.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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The demonisation of Evensong
You see, I told you she was possessed!
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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what is considered Doublethink
Believing two contradictory ideas at the same time.
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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I wanna be a sexy watermelon Porridge
Perhaps Santa will grant that one?
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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New Hellhost Sioni Sais
I'm sure somebody has already told me that.
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Amos
Shipmate
# 44
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Taking the 'S' out of St Stephen the Stoned.
That makes t'Teven the toned.
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
# 473
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Taking the 's' out of.... Enoch
but. but. but Enoch doesn't have an 's'!
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
# 6075
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Naming a new church Holy Smoke
Anglo-Catholic, I presume?
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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YO! Clean out your seasick
Ew.
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Drifting Star
Drifting against the wind
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New Additions to the Marvin the Martian
What, like new antennae or something?
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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus
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Ariston
Insane Unicorn
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Still fits within the "strange things cause by formatting" theme:
Member ratings are not currently permitted on this message board because we hate Drifting Star
them.
[ 29. October 2012, 17:20: Message edited by: Ariston ]
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“Therefore, let it be explained that nowhere are the proprieties quite so strictly enforced as in men’s colleges that invite young women guests, especially over-night visitors in the fraternity houses.” Emily Post, 1937.
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Drifting Star
Drifting against the wind
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![[Waterworks]](graemlins/bawling.gif)
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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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Amos, a chapter at ..Hart
That's quite a bit to memorise, but there's worse in Jeremiah.
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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Apostolic Succesion... seasick
First they appointed Apostle Fulanus, and the Church moved to the left. Then he was succeeded by Apostle Beltranus, and the Church made a big swing to the right. After a couple of rounds of this, people started to see a bit green around their cheeks.
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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Returning host
NO! EAT IT NOW!!!
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orfeo
Ship's Musical Counterpoint
# 13878
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Christingle, excited...(Zappa)
Three different settings on the electricity dial.
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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Worship CDs Without Evensong
Morning only disks. Hate them.
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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Worship CDs Without Boogie
...are best for when you are in a reflective mood.
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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What do you think about... Wesley J
I think he's a very nice chap, really. But then I'm biased.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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chasing the Black Dog... Mad Cat
Oh dear.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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What do you think about Ariel
It doesn't clean as white as Daz.
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Starbug
Shipmate
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Bishops of Chichester...... Triple Tiara
Makes a change from the usual mitre!
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Boogie
Boogie on down!
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Who enjoyed their extra Moo?
Me me me! I always enjoy an extra moo, don't you?
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Garden. Room. Walk
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Blindfold boy picks Doublethink
Well, it could be worse, he could have picked PeteC, poor lad.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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What did you do while the Curiosity killed...
Looked the other way and tried not to throw up.
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lilBuddha
Shipmate
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YO! Clean out your lilBuddha
Really, just get the bigger one.
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Hallellou, hallellou
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orfeo
Ship's Musical Counterpoint
# 13878
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The opposite of evil orfeo
My nice twin has been dealt with and will never be heard from again.
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Looking for online Lothlorien
Look no further than right here on Ship of Fools!
The demonisation of Tabernacle
Oy, Jack Chick has been at it again.
(Yes, I did just pull that link from the Hell House thread...)
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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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(Sorry about that double-post; I really didn't think I hit enter twice, but I must've! Maybe I can blame it on the bandaid on my pinky finger!)
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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Loquacious beachcomber
Shipmate
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The opposite of evil - Loquacious beachcomber
Because, after all, what could be further from evil than to be both Loquacious and also a beachcomber?
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TODAY'S SPECIAL - AND SO ARE YOU (Sign on beachfront fish & chips shop)
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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quote:
Originally posted by churchgeek:
(Sorry about that double-post; I really didn't think I hit enter twice, but I must've! Maybe I can blame it on the bandaid on my pinky finger!)
(You may not have-- this seems to be happening all over the Ship.)
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Golden Key
Shipmate
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Bishops who look like Ariel.
Would that there were many! (What, me for women's ordination? Nawwwww.)
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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And now we have
Bishops who look like Chorister
...but with her Canterbury Cap she might be better as Archbishop!
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
quote:
Originally posted by churchgeek:
(Sorry about that double-post; I really didn't think I hit enter twice, but I must've! Maybe I can blame it on the bandaid on my pinky finger!)
(You may not have-- this seems to be happening all over the Ship.)
And now it's gone! Did you do that?
Thanks, whoever did!
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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Morning prayer - the 3rdFooter
Sounds like a redesign of the leaflet is in order.
Scary Parable (Lamb Chopped)
Spoiler alert!
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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Drifting Star
Drifting against the wind
# 12799
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Did you vote for a Drifting Star
'Cos if you did, here I am! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus
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