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Thread: Grandson of FLP (Famous Last Posts!)
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Stevie Boy Wonder
Shipmate
# 11869
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Last Rites? (Hooker's Trick)
Talk about going out with a bang...
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Jesus saves. But in the current economic climate, His pension probably won't be enough for eternity...
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Stevie Boy Wonder
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# 11869
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Yes, I know, double posting and all, but there's a bumper harvest of them at the moment. Such as...
College removes cross Alogon
...until he's calmed down a bit, anyway.
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Jesus saves. But in the current economic climate, His pension probably won't be enough for eternity...
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Spiffy
Ship's WonderSheep
# 5267
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How they know it was (SteveTom)
Looked at his name badge, I wager.
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Looking for a simple solution to all life's problems? We are proud to present obstinate denial. Accept no substitute. Accept nothing.
--Night Vale Radio Twitter Account
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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Little Britain - the Lookin
Look to the left... Look to the right... So, this is Little Britain.
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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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Pure Sunshine
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# 11904
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Kerygmania - How do they know it was babybear
Well, the chair was just right, the porridge was just right, the bed was just right ...
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Pure Sunshine by name, and sometimes by nature.
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Golden Key
Shipmate
# 1468
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College removes cross Zach82
Naughty Zach! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Paul W.
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# 1450
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Brits are a pile of Scooby-Doo
That's gotta be Cockney rhyming slang, right?
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"It's just a ride" - Bill Hicks
Blog
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koshatnik
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# 11938
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Is it just me, or is andrewschmidt
That's a bit harsh - I'm sure Andrew's fine once you get to know him. Oh, schmidt.
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
# 11014
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Lord, lead me not into duchess
Oh, but she's so much fun to bump into!
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
# 2522
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College removes cross Cod
Nothing crankier than a fish out of water.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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koshatnik
Shipmate
# 11938
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The Theology behind infinite_monkey
In the beginning was the monkey, and the monkey went on and on, without stopping.
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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
# 11333
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Amen. ![[Angel]](graemlins/angel.gif)
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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.
--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
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Arcadia
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# 12096
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How they know it was the giant cheeseburger
After careful forensic examination of the evidence, the greasy stain gave it away.
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"Then said Christian to his fellow, Now do I see myself in error"
John Bunyan, The Pilgrim's Progress
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gizzie
Ship's interpreter
# 11715
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Evangelical Christians take over Teddybear
in order to avoid an aggressive liberal buy out?
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Spiffy
Ship's WonderSheep
# 5267
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Brits are a pile of (Scooby-Doo)
Now, now, there's no need to resort to name calling.
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Looking for a simple solution to all life's problems? We are proud to present obstinate denial. Accept no substitute. Accept nothing.
--Night Vale Radio Twitter Account
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
# 6075
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Service Sheets (Hooker's Trick)
Yup, better service those sheets. Hygiene is paramount in that business.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
# 3722
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College removes cross trebuchet
Is that a weapon of Mass destruction?
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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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The historicity of the Myrrh
I can believe the gold, and maybe the frankincense, but....
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This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...
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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
# 11333
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Mark's Gospel and the (Cuppa T)
And lo, the five thousand drank from it and were satisfied, and the apostles gathered six bushels of cucumber sandwiches from the leavings.
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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.
--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
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Timothy the Obscure
Mostly Friendly
# 292
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Why not just have a Otter
Because I've already got six cats and two dogs!
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When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion.
- C. P. Snow
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
# 862
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Lord lead me not into Chorister
and deliver me from auditions,
for Thine is the music, the rehearsals and the concerts.
For ever, and ever, out of tune! ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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Looking forward to my rock moving closer again.
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koshatnik
Shipmate
# 11938
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quote:
Originally posted by infinite_monkey:
Mark's Gospel and the (Cuppa T)
And lo, the five thousand drank from it and were satisfied, and the apostles gathered six bushels of cucumber sandwiches from the leavings.
Gold.
Why not just have a duchess
Because I'm holding out for a viscount, dammit. Some of us have standards.
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Spiffy
Ship's WonderSheep
# 5267
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Why not just have a (starbelly)
Because the Starbelly Sneetches went down to the beaches to use Sylvester McMonkey McBean's star-belly off machine.
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Looking for a simple solution to all life's problems? We are proud to present obstinate denial. Accept no substitute. Accept nothing.
--Night Vale Radio Twitter Account
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comet
Snowball in Hell
# 10353
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Why not just have a comet
If you're going to eat a reindeer, comet is the best of the 8! She's low fat, young and tender, and scientifically proven high in betaKerotine!
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Stevie Boy Wonder
Shipmate
# 11869
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OK, what did I miss? Sir Kevin
Bugger. Hopefully I'll get a better shot on him next time...
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Jesus saves. But in the current economic climate, His pension probably won't be enough for eternity...
Also by the same author
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
# 11014
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Why not just have a Curiosity Killed?
Better that than the cat, I'm sure!
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
# 6075
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Why not just have a... chive
Greeneries are very good for you indeed. ![[Cool]](cool.gif)
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
# 11014
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Why not just have a trebuchet
Seriously! Those old catapaults are so Roman Empire!
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Spiffy
Ship's WonderSheep
# 5267
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Is it just me, or is (Molopata the Rebel)
I don't know, we'll just have to wait and see, nu?
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Looking for a simple solution to all life's problems? We are proud to present obstinate denial. Accept no substitute. Accept nothing.
--Night Vale Radio Twitter Account
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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
# 11333
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Is it just me, or is..Molopata the rebel?
Perhaps he is.
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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.
--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
# 5713
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Lake of fire burning with franknhonest
I've never been sure what the fuel would be. Now I know.
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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gizzie
Ship's interpreter
# 11715
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Why not just have a Gort
all that armour looks rather indigestible to me. I think I'd rather have a cupcake instead.
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Left at the Altar
Ship's Siren
# 5077
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Why not just have a duck
After all, children can be so tiresome with their endless questions.
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Still pretty Amazing, but no longer Mavis.
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Spiffy
Ship's WonderSheep
# 5267
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What do you think of (Meaculpa)
My lawyer has advised me not to comment.
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Looking for a simple solution to all life's problems? We are proud to present obstinate denial. Accept no substitute. Accept nothing.
--Night Vale Radio Twitter Account
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
# 6075
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Why not just have a... Golden Key
Dump the silver one and go for real luxury!
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Mamacita
Lakefront liberal
# 3659
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What do you think of . . . Spiffy da WonderSheep
I think she's pretty hilarious.
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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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wesleyswig
Shipmate
# 5436
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Quantum mechanics and...(Father Gregory)
Is there more to life than this?
regards
John
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"I am still a Methodist, You can never get it's special glow out of your blood" Ellen Wilkinson
Read my ramblings
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
# 5713
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The Real Meaning of Ariel
It's that metal thing that sticks out of a radio or TV to pick up the signal.
(apologies: sp)
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
# 11014
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Doubting Gwai
Somehow that doesn't seem to be very wise, at least from this perspective...
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
# 5713
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Leo leo Leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo......
Some of these threads do go on a bit. ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Knopwood
Shipmate
# 11596
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I'm too literal for Liturgy Queen
It's okay, Gordon Cheng, I still love you as a Christian brother.
Starbucks, may you roast Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Touch Miss Amanda and die. ![[Devil]](graemlins/devil.gif)
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Stevie Boy Wonder
Shipmate
# 11869
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Who owns your church? (Paul TH*)
Ah, OK. I had been wondering...
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Jesus saves. But in the current economic climate, His pension probably won't be enough for eternity...
Also by the same author
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
# 3722
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Why not just have a duchess?
An excellent idea. Next time the position of Governor-General of Canada becomes vacant, come on down!
[ 18. December 2006, 23:05: Message edited by: Henry Troup ]
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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
# 11014
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Who Owns Your Church? the giant cheeseburger
McSanctuary? Would you like fries with that holy wafer? ![[Help]](graemlins/help.gif)
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
# 11333
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Lord, lead me not into rugasaw...
...as it sounds like it might hurt.
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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.
--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
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duchess
Ship's Blue Blooded Lady
# 2764
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quote:
Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
Leo leo Leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo......
Some of these threads do go on a bit.
I am hearing a song from the 70s in my head every cotton-picking time I see that thread. I just can not click on it now!
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♬♭ We're setting sail to the place on the map from which nobody has ever returned ♫♪♮
Ship of Fools-World Party
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duchess
Ship's Blue Blooded Lady
# 2764
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Evangelical Christians...(duchess)
Ah, why, yes sir, I am.
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♬♭ We're setting sail to the place on the map from which nobody has ever returned ♫♪♮
Ship of Fools-World Party
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Autenrieth Road
Shipmate
# 10509
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Why not just have a Ship Secret Santa 2006
Hey, great idea! Do you think we can get Sinistærial to organize it?
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Truth
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Talmudnik
Shipmate
# 9339
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How did they know what Moo?
Not being fluent in Guernsey, Jersey or Holstein, I'm not suprised that they didn't know which moo to use!
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The longest journey you'll ever take is from this world to the next. Make sure you are prepared. R' Yaakov Culi, MeAm Lo'ez
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
# 5713
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Good old Parish Church Nightlamp
Without which we would all walk into the lych-gate, trip over headstones and stumble through those pesky flowers strewn all over the graveyard.
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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