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Thread: Grandson of FLP (Famous Last Posts!)
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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Weddings and Civil... Doublethink
Yes, I think it is perfectly normal —wise even— to doublethink civilly before entering a wedding.
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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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Racism ... in cats. Moo
A cat that can speak foreign languages can't be that racist.
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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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Paul and Jesus on marriage... Custard
After doing the trick of turning water into wine at a couple of weddings, it became kind of boring, so why not invite a friend and try something else?
[ 03. June 2013, 11:45: Message edited by: LeRoc ]
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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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Reading is a discount... Chorister
They only sing their lines if you pay the full price.
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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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Amos
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Feast of the Sacred Angloid
More tea? More cake?
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At the end of the day we face our Maker alongside Jesus--ken
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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quote:
Zappa: (with apologies to Le Roc ... whose contribution I saw too late)
No problem, your comment was funnier!
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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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Organ playing at St... Meaculpa
Okay, now we're going to play Abide With Me. What? The congregation is starting to sing Rock of Ages? Ah, that is on the liturgy sheet. Right, what note does that song start on? Let's try a B. I shouldn't have drunk so much yesterday. Now, where did my left shoe go? It's stuck between the pedals. So that's where this low, humming sound is coming from. I'm getting bored. How many verses does this song have anyway? Do you think I could put some Shine, Jesus, Shine in?
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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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Leorning Cniht
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Historical fiction (Twilight)
First time I've heard third-rate vampire dreck described as "historical".
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Piglet
Islander
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Portable or Temporary ... Porridge
The mind boggles. ![[Projectile]](graemlins/puke2.gif)
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I may not be on an island any more, but I'm still an islander.
alto n a soprano who can read music
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Do Christians all worship hanginginthere...
...no, only the sky divers.
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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Do Christians all worship... Jay-Emm
No. They worship Jay-Cee. Duh.
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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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quote:
Originally posted by LeRoc:
Do Christians all worship... Jay-Emm
No. They worship Jay-Cee. Duh.
Better him than Jay-Z.
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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mousethief: Better him than Jay-Z.
Hadn't thought of that ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Do Christians all worship... Zach82
No. See here.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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Motto for the Christian... Drifting Star
Bethlehem should be somewhere down, err ... here! I guess.
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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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ArachnidinElmet
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Married saints with...Hedgehog
Well, it's an unusual wedding present, but if it was on the list...
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'If a pleasant, straight-forward life is not possible then one must try to wriggle through by subtle manoeuvres' - Kafka
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Feast of the Sacred Hart
Are we playing change-a-letter with the Church calendar? 'Cause whatever you come up with can probably pass at TEC's next General Convention.
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Trudy Scrumptious
BBE Shieldmaiden
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After posting in Purg I just saw:
Death as a release from ... Trudy Scrumptious
I hope that's not how my husband thinks of that whole "till death do us part" thing.
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Books and things.
I lied. There are no things. Just books.
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Amos
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There and back again...Galloping Granny
And there she is, on the inside rail...
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At the end of the day we face our Maker alongside Jesus--ken
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Golden Key
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From Eccles:
Managing a personal Golden Key.
Thanks, no. I can manage myself on my own.
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Inclusive and Expansive seasick
Wave upon wave of nausea...
Freedom of Conscience...Palimpsest
Like I said, I reserve the right to change my mind.
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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That perfect missed... Higgs Bosun
I thought they'd found it already?
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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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A.Pilgrim
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Hymns and songs that... (Moo)
Worship from All creatures great and small?
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Christianity is basically quetzalcoatl
Okay, now THAT is syncretism.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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There is too little Evensong
Ah, but if they replace it with Benediction...
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Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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lilBuddha
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2013 Celebrity Death piglet
WTF?! Not sure if it is more strange that such a creature exists or that there have been more than one.
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I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning
Hallellou, hallellou
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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Would you install a... mousethief
I'm not sure how these work, but if they get rid of the little beasts, why not?
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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Would you install a Mere Nick
No, I'd want some advanced Nick features.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Would you install a lilBuddha
No, I'd install a great big one!
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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lilBuddha
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There is too little lilBuddha
There are some who think just the opposite.
Granted they are wrong, but....
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I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning
Hallellou, hallellou
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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Gay weddings - what... Porridge
Duck!!
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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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Orfeo hits Sucker Free... orfeo
Some kind of fight between Good Orfeo and Bad Orfeo?
(And may we bet on the outcome? ![[Biased]](wink.gif) )
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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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Amos
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God's Wrath and Indignation Jolly Jape
'Playful tiff' is the expression I think You're looking for.
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At the end of the day we face our Maker alongside Jesus--ken
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lilBuddha
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Literally living in piglet
Cannot be much room in there. But, on the plus side, if you get stuck you can eat your way out....
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I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning
Hallellou, hallellou
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Stejjie
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Literally living in cheesymarzipan
Just... just... ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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A not particularly-alt-worshippy, fairly mainstream, mildly evangelical, vaguely post-modern-ish Baptist
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Wesley J
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Literally living in... Firenze
A number of Italians are. And a lovely city it is, too!
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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lilBuddha
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One in 3 women are lilBuddha
Torn between as if and Thank God!
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I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning
Hallellou, hallellou
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Sioni Sais
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Tax Avoidance is a
Marsupial
I thought it was reptilian.
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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One in 3 women are... no prophet
So 2 out of 3 are? That would explain a lot of things I'm reading in the Gospel of Luke.
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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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The sinlessness of mousethief
... and other fantasies
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Eutychus
From the edge
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One in 3 women are... Penny S
This sounds like a remake of Being John Malkovich.
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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy
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basso
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The sinlessness of Prester John
That's a great story.
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Prayers of the Faithful... Heavenly Anarchist
Hallelujah! ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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Do you find these English... Enoch
Yes, sometimes I find them quite enough. Oh, isn't that what you asked?
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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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Amos
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One in three women are Kelly Alves
Can I have whatever it is that you're on?
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