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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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Accommodation near... no prophet
That's what I want. The noise they make! Not to mention the flies around them. There goes the neighbourhood. [ 12. August 2013, 23:01: Message edited by: LeRoc ]
-------------------- I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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What stops you from the giant cheeseburger
Well, I try to keep away from junk food.
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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jedijudy
Organist of the Jedi Temple
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What do we need in leo
Well, Regulus, Algieba and Denebola would be good star(t)s!
-------------------- Jasmine, little cat with a big heart.
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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Gay weddings - what Curiosity killed ...
No need to comment on that
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Moo
Ship's tough old bird
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Will fracking make...the giant cheeseburger
I think you'll need some meat and cheese for that.
Moo
-------------------- Kerygmania host --------------------- See you later, alligator.
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Drifting Star
Drifting against the wind
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A problem with the Porridge Oh. Lumps again?
-------------------- The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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UK judge sanctions Panda
The hearing was held at the zoo, presumably.
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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What do we need in Bishop's Finger
Bones, sinews, tendons, muscles, cartilage, maybe some subcutaneous fat (but not a lot).
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lilBuddha
Shipmate
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A problem with the lilBuddha A problem of not getting enough lilBuddha, right? Right?
-------------------- I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning Hallellou, hallellou
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Slightest Discomfort - CuppaT
Yes indeed, the British cure for all ills.
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Boards closing for... Wesley J
I may need to get a life!
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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quote: Originally posted by Boogie: quote: Originally posted by Smudgie: Now, what to do with all that time.......
Good question!
Boards closing for...Boogie
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Boogie
Boogie on down!
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quote: Originally posted by Kelly Alves: Boards closing for...Boogie
NOW we know what those naughty Admins will be getting up to while the boards are closed [ 24. August 2013, 09:43: Message edited by: Boogie ]
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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quote: Originally posted by Boogie: quote: Originally posted by Kelly Alves: Boards closing for...Boogie
NOW we know what those naughty Admins will be getting up to while the boards are closed
I think the tautology there may be unnecessary.
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Anglo Catholic Relict
Shipmate
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quote: Originally posted by Welease Woderwick: quote: Originally posted by Boogie: quote: Originally posted by Kelly Alves: Boards closing for...Boogie
NOW we know what those naughty Admins will be getting up to while the boards are closed
I think the tautology there may be unnecessary.
Isn't it always?
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Indeed yes.
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Christ's Resurrection Curiosity killed ...
That's a bit depressing. Surely God's greater than this!
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Curiosity killed ...
Ship's Mug
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Depressing that the most notice I get for returning is the number of times I feature here! I guess it's my fault for having a verb in my user name.
-------------------- Mugs - Keep the Ship afloat
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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Towns and cities with fluff
I've never seen one of those, but Great Yarmouth has way too much sand in the streets, even for a place on the beach.
-------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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lilBuddha
Shipmate
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Baby Boomers Boogie Much to the embarrassment of their children.
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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Prayers of the Faithful Pine Marten
Dear God, please let there be enough nuts and berries this season, so I don't starve. Amen.
-------------------- Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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Stejjie
Shipmate
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Learning to discern South Coast Kevin
You can normally discern him arguing with Gamaliel about participation in worship...
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Calling I Wank A Lot... Boogie
There are many names for it. And there's some movement, too. Or so I'm told.
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Hedgehog
Ship's Shortstop
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I don't understand...Hedgehog
Yeah. I get that a lot. Even in real life.
-------------------- "We must regain the conviction that we need one another, that we have a shared responsibility for others and the world, and that being good and decent are worth it."--Pope Francis, Laudato Si'
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the giant cheeseburger
Shipmate
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quote: Originally posted by Evensong: Hosptial Chaplaincy - introducing... Evensong
May the Lord have mercy on us all.
Especially for your spelling.
-------------------- If I give a homeopathy advocate a really huge punch in the face, can the injury be cured by giving them another really small punch in the face?
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Broken Golden Key
Do you take it to a goldsmith or a locksmith for repair?
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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jbohn
Shipmate
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if you could ask a... (Chorister)
I'd like to know what sort of music we need for same-sex weddings...
-------------------- We are punished by our sins, not for them. --Elbert Hubbard
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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The All-New Mornington piglet
Bacon Street.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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quote: Originally posted by jbohn: if you could ask a... (Chorister)
I'd like to know what sort of music we need for same-sex weddings...
I'm thinking...
Rise Up, O Men of God
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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Hosting Changes - Farewell... Porridge
Bring on the chocolate and the gin?
-------------------- I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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The ugly reality of Cod
Undeniably delicious, but nothing in the looks department.
-------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Well, with that ugliness out of the way, we move to more existential questions. Next time your 2-year-old keeps asking, "Why?" you can try this non-explanation and see where it gets you:
It's because mousethief
-------------------- I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Curiosity killed ...
Ship's Mug
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quote: Originally posted by alienfromzog: The Ugly Reality of Curiosity Killed...
Sorry CK...
Note to self, don't post on that thread...
AFZ
I just posted there again! Ah well
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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And she sleeps with Net Spinster
Well why the heck doesn't she just marry her?
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Idiosyncratic hymn scuffleball
Sounds kinda fun - what are the rules of the game? (Or is "scuffleball" the name of an idiosyncratic hymn?)
-------------------- I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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lilBuddha
Shipmate
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I don't understand lilBuddha That simply means you might still posses at least a finger-hold on sanity.
-------------------- I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning Hallellou, hallellou
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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The story of the Jews - Holy smoke
No, that's the story of the Anglo-Catholics.
I don't understand Spiffy
You might not wanna let her know that.
-------------------- I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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quote: Originally posted by churchgeek: The story of the Jews - Holy smoke
No, that's the story of the Anglo-Catholics.
I don't understand Spiffy
You might not wanna let her know that.
Actually I think that's her preferred mode.
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Disestablishment of... Baptist Trainfan
Bus replacement service?
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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lilBuddha
Shipmate
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The Full Monty, The Big Lebowski and now Does the whole Bullfrog [ 09. September 2013, 03:01: Message edited by: lilBuddha ]
-------------------- I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning Hallellou, hallellou
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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Did Moses exist and Boogie
Well, that's an obscure midrash.
-------------------- Some say that man is the root of all evil Others say God's a drunkard for pain Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Onesimus, slave of... mousethief
Clearly, Mousethief has moved up in society, down South and a few centuries down memory lane. But then, he's always been onesimus of a kind.
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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moonlitdoor
Shipmate
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Ecclesiantics : what is a fresh expression ?
Kerygmania : A wacky story
-------------------- We've evolved to being strange monkeys, but in the next life he'll help us be something more worthwhile - Gwai
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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What's the matter with Panda
It's a carnivore with a vegetarian diet.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Onesimus, slave of Porridge
First, he had to acknowledge that he was powerless over oatmeal, and his life had become unmanageable.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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One-liners from your leo
I heard a very faint miaow a few minutes ago.
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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