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mousethief

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One-liners from your mousethief

Business as usual, then.

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Drifting Star

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Paul Butler to be new Gwai
Wonder what Bullfrog thinks about that... [Paranoid]

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luvanddaisies

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Fasting for children - the Giant Cheeseburger [Paranoid]

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churchgeek

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What's the matter with Bishop's finger?

I don't know, but everyone he chrismates with it winds up with a nasty rash.

[ 15. September 2013, 20:45: Message edited by: churchgeek ]

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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Originally posted by luvanddaisies:
Fasting for children - the Giant Cheeseburger [Paranoid]

Makes perfect sense - it won't fit in their little mouths!

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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lilBuddha
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One-liners from your quetzalcoatl
I don't have a quetzalcoatl, did not know it was an option. I rather want one, good for keeping the rodents at bay and keeping one's neck warm as well.

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Jesus, Salvation, and...Arethosemyfeet

The three great theological questions.

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One-liners from your Hedgehog.

Frankly, I wish he'd shut up. I've had enough of those sharp, pointed rejoinders.

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mousethief

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Jesus, Salvation, and Hedgehog

Another best-seller from Elizabeth Gilbert.

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Aelred of Riveaux
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Good selection of FLPs at the moment:

Heaven: One-liners from your Hedgehog
Would that be 'Snuffle, snuffle, snuffle?'


Purgatory Why do we talk about Kelly Alves
Maybe its the ears

Ecclesiantics Home Communion to vulnerable leo
Can lions consume bread/wine?

Kerygmania Jesus, Salvation & Hedgehog
(voice of small child) "Mummy, will our garden hedgehog go to heaven?"

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mousethief

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Your kingdom come, mousethief

YES! Yes, by Me! Bwahahaha!

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Bullfrog.

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Eternal, conscious Bullfrog

Now that would be hell.

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Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg

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balaam

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Weirdness in Today's computergeek

Computer geeks have always been weird.

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mousethief

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Did Moses exist, and mousethief

I can be quite certain that one of us did.

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lilBuddha
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Weirdness in Today's Kelly Alves
So it is only today's KA? When do the others appear?

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Golden Key
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quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
Did Moses exist, and mousethief

I can be quite certain that one of us did.

So you're an ordered pair, then? [Biased]

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--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")

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Wesley J

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All Hail the Ukulele... Baptist Trainfan

I guess that's ok - as long as he doesn't play it in the silent coach... [Paranoid]

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Wesley J

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How Rich is Rich? Enoch

Enoch is enoch. Don't be greedy.

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Welease Woderwick

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Did Moses exist and chris stiles

At the same time?

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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mousethief

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Will there ever be Porridge

Yes, be patient and eat your toast.

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Wesley J

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Did Moses exist and... Ad Orientem

If he did, that's where he was.

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lilBuddha
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Did Moses exist and boogie?
He'd be very dull if he did and didn't.

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Golden Key
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Did Moses Exist And Boogie?

Did he walk like an Egyptian? [Biased]

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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")

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Bullfrog.

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Park this RooK

Checkmate with a flaming pitchfork.

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Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg

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Bullfrog.

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Park this RooK

Checkmate with a flaming pitchfork.

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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
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lilBuddha
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TICTH kitten
I am more a dog person, but this is harsh.

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LeRoc

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Aelred of Riveaux: Ecclesiantics
Home Communion to vulnerable leo
Can lions consume bread/wine?

Yes, but they'll probably consume the celebrant with it.

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LeRoc

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Is there life from... Porridge

Well, when I was a student I left mine in the fridge once for two weeks...

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mousethief

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quote:
Originally posted by Golden Key:
Did Moses Exist And Boogie?

Did he walk like an Egyptian? [Biased]

[Overused]

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I killed a rat and... Wesley J

T'was an accident, I tell you...

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Wesley J

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[Paranoid]

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mousethief

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What do you do when hanginginthere

Well, surf the net, read a book, get a snack.

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LeRoc

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Pope Francis interview ... bad man

I understand that he came as a bit of a shock to some sectors of the Church, but there's no need to be calling him names.

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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)

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Welease Woderwick

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Park this comet...

... preferably somewhere out in the Asteroid Belt.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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mousethief

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Did Moses exist and Ad Orientam

Well, I'm sure he faced east at least part of the time.

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Wesley J

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Pointless Francophile

Less so now, perhaps, as the US are making up with the French again?

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Welease Woderwick

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Will there ever be Tea

Spoken like a true English-person.

[ 25. September 2013, 06:15: Message edited by: Welease Woderwick ]

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Greenpeace and Arctic Hawk.

Forget whales, it's the snow-dwelling airborne rat hunters we need to save now!

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mousethief

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MT gets called mousethief

If that's the worst thing I get called in the next 7 days, it'll be a banner week.

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Welease Woderwick

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Peradventure there ExclamationMark

If you must and as long as it is only the one.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Drifting Star

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I killed a rat and The Kat in the Hat

What is this? A rather gritty children's book?

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LeRoc

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I killed a rat and ... Moo

The strangest sounds they make when they die.

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Wesley J

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Daft conspiracy theories (Hedgehog)

I doubt they conspire to anything much worse than hogging hedges.

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Wesley J

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Prayers of the Faithful... Heavenly Anarchist

That would be our Lord then, wouldn't it. [Angel] [Votive]

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balaam

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One-liners from your ArachnidinElmet

A talking spider [Eek!] . Whatever next, talking donkeys?

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Lucia

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Are LGBT people routinely ButchCassidy ?

No I think that's just a stereotype.

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MT gets called mousethief

Well, yes....

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Wesley J

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Any Teachers of ESL... Boogie

Some truly do! They rock!

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Amos

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I killed a rat and .... monkeylizard

Gave 'em both barrels did you?

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Wesley J

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Any Teachers of ESL... Tea

It's part of the job perks. [Smile]

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