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Thread: Grandson of FLP (Famous Last Posts!)
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mousethief
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One-liners from your mousethief
Business as usual, then.
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Drifting Star
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Paul Butler to be new Gwai Wonder what Bullfrog thinks about that... ![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif)
-------------------- The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus
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luvanddaisies
 the'fun'in'fundie'™
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Fasting for children - the Giant Cheeseburger ![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif)
-------------------- "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." (Mark Twain)
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churchgeek
 Have candles, will pray
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What's the matter with Bishop's finger?
I don't know, but everyone he chrismates with it winds up with a nasty rash. [ 15. September 2013, 20:45: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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churchgeek
 Have candles, will pray
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quote: Originally posted by luvanddaisies: Fasting for children - the Giant Cheeseburger
Makes perfect sense - it won't fit in their little mouths!
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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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lilBuddha
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One-liners from your quetzalcoatl I don't have a quetzalcoatl, did not know it was an option. I rather want one, good for keeping the rodents at bay and keeping one's neck warm as well.
-------------------- I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning Hallellou, hallellou
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Amos
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Jesus, Salvation, and...Arethosemyfeet
The three great theological questions.
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Ariel
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One-liners from your Hedgehog.
Frankly, I wish he'd shut up. I've had enough of those sharp, pointed rejoinders.
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mousethief
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Jesus, Salvation, and Hedgehog
Another best-seller from Elizabeth Gilbert.
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Aelred of Riveaux
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Good selection of FLPs at the moment:
Heaven: One-liners from your Hedgehog Would that be 'Snuffle, snuffle, snuffle?'
Purgatory Why do we talk about Kelly Alves Maybe its the ears
Ecclesiantics Home Communion to vulnerable leo Can lions consume bread/wine? Kerygmania Jesus, Salvation & Hedgehog (voice of small child) "Mummy, will our garden hedgehog go to heaven?"
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mousethief
 Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Your kingdom come, mousethief
YES! Yes, by Me! Bwahahaha!
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Bullfrog.
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Eternal, conscious Bullfrog
Now that would be hell.
-------------------- Some say that man is the root of all evil Others say God's a drunkard for pain Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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balaam
 Making an ass of myself
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Weirdness in Today's computergeek
Computer geeks have always been weird.
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mousethief
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Did Moses exist, and mousethief
I can be quite certain that one of us did.
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lilBuddha
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Weirdness in Today's Kelly Alves So it is only today's KA? When do the others appear?
-------------------- I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning Hallellou, hallellou
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Golden Key
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quote: Originally posted by mousethief: Did Moses exist, and mousethief
I can be quite certain that one of us did.
So you're an ordered pair, then? ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
-------------------- Blessed Gator, pray for us! --"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon") --"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Wesley J
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All Hail the Ukulele... Baptist Trainfan
I guess that's ok - as long as he doesn't play it in the silent coach... ![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif)
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
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How Rich is Rich? Enoch
Enoch is enoch. Don't be greedy.
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Welease Woderwick
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Did Moses exist and chris stiles
At the same time?
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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mousethief
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Will there ever be Porridge
Yes, be patient and eat your toast.
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Wesley J
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Did Moses exist and... Ad Orientem
If he did, that's where he was.
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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lilBuddha
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Did Moses exist and boogie? He'd be very dull if he did and didn't.
-------------------- I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning Hallellou, hallellou
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Golden Key
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Did Moses Exist And Boogie?
Did he walk like an Egyptian? ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
-------------------- Blessed Gator, pray for us! --"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon") --"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Bullfrog.
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Park this RooK
Checkmate with a flaming pitchfork.
-------------------- Some say that man is the root of all evil Others say God's a drunkard for pain Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Bullfrog.
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Park this RooK
Checkmate with a flaming pitchfork.
-------------------- Some say that man is the root of all evil Others say God's a drunkard for pain Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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lilBuddha
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TICTH kitten I am more a dog person, but this is harsh.
-------------------- I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning Hallellou, hallellou
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LeRoc
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quote: Aelred of Riveaux: Ecclesiantics Home Communion to vulnerable leo Can lions consume bread/wine?
Yes, but they'll probably consume the celebrant with it.
-------------------- I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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LeRoc
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Is there life from... Porridge
Well, when I was a student I left mine in the fridge once for two weeks...
-------------------- I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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mousethief
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quote: Originally posted by Golden Key: Did Moses Exist And Boogie?
Did he walk like an Egyptian?
![[Overused]](graemlins/notworthy.gif)
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kingsfold
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I killed a rat and... Wesley J
T'was an accident, I tell you...
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Wesley J
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![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif)
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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mousethief
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What do you do when hanginginthere
Well, surf the net, read a book, get a snack.
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LeRoc
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Pope Francis interview ... bad man
I understand that he came as a bit of a shock to some sectors of the Church, but there's no need to be calling him names.
-------------------- I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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Welease Woderwick
 Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Park this comet...
... preferably somewhere out in the Asteroid Belt.
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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mousethief
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Did Moses exist and Ad Orientam
Well, I'm sure he faced east at least part of the time.
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Wesley J
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Pointless Francophile
Less so now, perhaps, as the US are making up with the French again?
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Welease Woderwick
 Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Will there ever be Tea
Spoken like a true English-person. [ 25. September 2013, 06:15: Message edited by: Welease Woderwick ]
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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the giant cheeseburger
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Greenpeace and Arctic Hawk.
Forget whales, it's the snow-dwelling airborne rat hunters we need to save now!
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mousethief
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MT gets called mousethief
If that's the worst thing I get called in the next 7 days, it'll be a banner week.
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Welease Woderwick
 Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Peradventure there ExclamationMark
If you must and as long as it is only the one.
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Drifting Star
 Drifting against the wind
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I killed a rat and The Kat in the Hat
What is this? A rather gritty children's book?
-------------------- The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus
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LeRoc
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I killed a rat and ... Moo
The strangest sounds they make when they die.
-------------------- I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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Wesley J
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Daft conspiracy theories (Hedgehog)
I doubt they conspire to anything much worse than hogging hedges.
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
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Prayers of the Faithful... Heavenly Anarchist
That would be our Lord then, wouldn't it. ![[Votive]](graemlins/votive.gif)
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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balaam
 Making an ass of myself
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One-liners from your ArachnidinElmet
A talking spider . Whatever next, talking donkeys?
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Lucia
 Looking for light
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Are LGBT people routinely ButchCassidy ?
No I think that's just a stereotype.
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Wesley J
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Any Teachers of ESL... Boogie
Some truly do! They rock!
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Amos
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I killed a rat and .... monkeylizard
Gave 'em both barrels did you?
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Wesley J
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Any Teachers of ESL... Tea
It's part of the job perks. ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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