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Wesley J
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Which jobs make you... Heavenly Anarchist
That's what I would like to know!
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
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Which jobs make you... Schroedinger's cat
You work for Schroedinger and are a cat?
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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mousethief
 Ship's Thieving Rodent
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quote: Originally posted by Wesley J: Which jobs make you... Schroedinger's cat
You work for Schroedinger and are a cat?
That seems dangerous. Or not.
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jedijudy
 Organist of the Jedi Temple
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Query about Anglican seasick
Uh, I don't think I want to know.
[ETS Silly stuff] [ 22. March 2014, 14:06: Message edited by: jedijudy ]
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mousethief
 Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Caribbean nations seek Eliab
They seek him here, they seek him there Those Caribbeans seek him everywhere
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Wesley J
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Keep Calm and Carry... Welease Woderwick
Has he eaten too much again and cannae walk?
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Welease Woderwick
 Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Can anyone recommend Ian Climacus
Yeah, I reckon he's a good guy.
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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goperryrevs
Shipmtae
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Fuck you Hawaiian Ken
Someone's got stroppy playing with their Barbie dolls... [ 24. March 2014, 09:14: Message edited by: goperryrevs ]
-------------------- "Keep your eye on the donut, not on the hole." - David Lynch
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Wesley J
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US evangelical pastor... mousethief
Now THAT is quite unorthodox! ![[Help]](graemlins/help.gif)
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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luvanddaisies
 the'fun'in'fundie'™
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Unexpected item in Chocoholic A vegetable? ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
-------------------- "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." (Mark Twain)
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Chocoholic
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That wouldn't be unexpected, that would be miraculous!
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luvanddaisies
 the'fun'in'fundie'™
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Are you my twin?
-------------------- "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." (Mark Twain)
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orfeo
 Ship's Musical Counterpoint
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Fucking homophobic orfeo
There are no end of things I could say about how wrong that phrase is...
-------------------- Technology has brought us all closer together. Turns out a lot of the people you meet as a result are complete idiots.
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mousethief
 Ship's Thieving Rodent
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From Sea to Sea to Horseman Bree
Hey, that rhymes AND scans! It's neither rap nor 21st century pop, then.
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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quote: Originally posted by mousethief: From Sea to Sea to Horseman Bree
Hey, that rhymes AND scans! It's neither rap nor 21st century pop, then.
Doesn't make sense though. Early PoMo.
-------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Chocoholic
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While I wouldn't usually put one up about myself...
What would you like Chocoholic
Well, if you're offering... A bar of Lindt would go down nicely, maybe followed by a G&T?
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lilBuddha
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Oh, dear, oh dear. Yes, a true chocoholic will take whatever is available in a pinch, but to ask for such pedestrian fodder... ![[Disappointed]](graemlins/disappointed.gif)
-------------------- I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning Hallellou, hallellou
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mousethief
 Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Prayers of the Faithful Bene Gesserit
I will not fear. Fear is the mind-killer....
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Chocoholic
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I know lilBuddha, but I do love Lindt milk chocolate, Green and Blacks milk is also a favourite.
Have you tried Montezuma, Lamb Chopped? The chilli and lime sounds odd but is gorgeous [ 30. March 2014, 21:08: Message edited by: Chocoholic ]
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Ariston
Insane Unicorn
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Yes, you should. Such things perennially appear in Heaven, but not here. —Ariston, enchocolated Circus host
-------------------- “Therefore, let it be explained that nowhere are the proprieties quite so strictly enforced as in men’s colleges that invite young women guests, especially over-night visitors in the fraternity houses.” Emily Post, 1937.
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mousethief
 Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Thou shalt not covet pimple
Trust me, I have never coveted acne.
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Wesley J
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How to solve the UK's... Jonah the Whale
Isn't that role of the Prince of Whales?
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Kelly Alves
 Bunny with an axe
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Every woman is a little quetzalcoatl.
Oh, is this the new thing? I am not a Real Woman unless I am a small South American bird?
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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lilBuddha
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Pockets in Women's porridge. Now this is getting excessive.
-------------------- I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning Hallellou, hallellou
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ThunderBunk
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The disciple whom Jesus Lamb Chopped
Ouch!!!
-------------------- Currently mostly furious, and occasionally foolish. Normal service may resume eventually. Or it may not. And remember children, "feiern ist wichtig".
Foolish, potentially deranged witterings
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Wesley J
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Can you choose what... pimple
If so: none for me, please.
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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churchgeek
 Have candles, will pray
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Everlasting Raptor Eye
...will keep giving you that look long after the rest of the carcass has rotted away.
![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
-------------------- I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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Two for the price of ken
Two what? West Ham fans? Tories?
-------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Wesley J
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In Praise of IngoB! (IngoB)
A song in the making? A hymn, even?
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Welease Woderwick
 Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Disgusting food combinations Kitten
...with meringue?
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Antisocial Alto
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Homeless Jesus strikes deano
I would buy a ticket to that.
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Alban
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Praise and Thanksgiving To The Pain I prefer to praise the Lord, myself.
-------------------- Whoever you are, wherever you go, Hophtrig is your friend!
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Chocoholic
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Do people want to watch lilBuddha
It depends, what else is on? And is she doing a song and dance?
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Welease Woderwick
 Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Is One's Sexual Orientation Starlight?
Yes, and moonlight and sunlight and a great joy!
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Wesley J
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Reading is a discount... Twilight
'Don't read in twilight', I was always told. 'You'll to hurt your eyes.' But what about discount twilight then?
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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lilBuddha
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Two for the price of lilBuddha What?! I am worth more than two.
-------------------- I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning Hallellou, hallellou
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mousethief
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quote: Originally posted by lilBuddha: Two for the price of lilBuddha What?! I am worth more than two.
Two what?
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Wesley J
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quote: Originally posted by mousethief: quote: Originally posted by lilBuddha: Two for the price of lilBuddha What?! I am worth more than two.
Two what?
Two claps of the one hand? Or one clap of the two hands (for the more conventionally minded)?
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Circumcision (Mere Nick)
'nuff said.
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churchgeek
 Have candles, will pray
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No prophet in London (curiosity killed)
Is this Yoda-speak ("Curiosity killed no prophet in London," meaning the London prophets are incurious but otherwise OK?) or lazy grammar ("There are no more prophets in London; their curiosity killed them all")? And which would be worse? ![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif)
-------------------- I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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mousethief
 Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Being niggardly with Holy Smoke
The altar guild has just got to open up the purse strings for more incense.
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Sioni Sais
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Is music really all Boogie
No, there's folk, pop, jazz, rock and a lot more besides.
-------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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ArachnidinElmet
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The parable of the Moo
The sheep and goats are better known, but cows?
-------------------- 'If a pleasant, straight-forward life is not possible then one must try to wriggle through by subtle manoeuvres' - Kafka
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Wesley J
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In Praise of IngoB! (Left at the Altar)
If only that thread was! ![[Help]](graemlins/help.gif)
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Autenrieth Road
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The Parable of the Autenrieth Road
The kingdom of heaven is as if there was a street in a wealthy suburb of New York City. At one end of the street, at the top of the hill, was an Episcopal church. At the other end of the street, at the bottom of the hill, was a Baptist church. The Episcopal church stands in a cemetery. The Baptist church stands near a park. The End.
(This is all completely true, except perhaps the attribution that this like the kingdom of heaven.) [ 26. April 2014, 23:17: Message edited by: Autenrieth Road ]
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Welease Woderwick
 Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Royal Commission into Evensong
...aired publicly on BBC Radio on Wednesday afternoon?
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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orfeo
 Ship's Musical Counterpoint
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Is music really all orfeo
Finally. A thread title that matches with my chosen name. Yes, I'm behind it all.
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