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Thread: Grandson of FLP (Famous Last Posts!)
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gizzie
Ship's interpreter
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The new, improved Esmeralda
better get on that thread too- I think I could do with improvement
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Why would you proselytize... Melon
We only ever eat baptised fruit. How else will they know they're going to see the Lord when we devour them!
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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Why would you proselytize andreas1984
Maybe I'm just a sucker for punishment... ![[Snigger]](graemlins/snigger.gif)
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Eutychus
From the edge
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quote:
Originally posted by mirrizin:
Why would you proselytize andreas1984
Maybe I'm just a sucker for punishment...
Scroll up!
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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy
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Foaming Draught
The Low in Low Church
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Why would you proselytize Leetle Masha
We need someone to translate Dostoevsky for the Sunday School ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
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Leetle Masha
Cantankerous Anchoress
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![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you Amen!
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eleison me, tin amartolin: have mercy on me, the sinner
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
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The Displaced Southerner's Amazing Grace
"Thank you, Lord, for hominy that isn't instant..."
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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
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Autenrieth Road
Shipmate
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God: mean, misanthropic, Autenrieth Road
Yes, yes, it's revealed, I am God! And you all better do as I say! (Brandishes Hostly box of tealights menacingly).
(And cause I'm God, I get to post my own FLP ![[Razz]](tongue.gif) ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif) )
(* Trips and falls down stairs. *)
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Truth
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alienfromzog
Ship's Alien
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Need for Second Comings Freddy
![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
He's quite busy this Freedy - the source of evil, the source of the bible and now this...
[ 02. February 2007, 09:54: Message edited by: alienfromzog ]
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Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts.
[Sen. D.P.Moynihan]
An Alien's View of Earth - my blog (or vanity exercise...)
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
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Why would you proselytize Melon?
I don't. I sprinkle it with cinnamon, not Holy Water.
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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
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Autenrieth Road
Shipmate
# 10509
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Still haven't found Chorister
We've checked behind the choir pews, under the organ loft, in the belltower. Next stop, the sweet shop.
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Truth
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gizzie
Ship's interpreter
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If you could recommend .. Custard
Every time (as long as it's not shark infested)
( awful school joke - 'what's yellow and dangerous?....)
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
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quote:
Originally posted by gizzie:
If you could recommend .. Custard
Every time (as long as it's not shark infested)
( awful school joke - 'what's yellow and dangerous?....)
I learned that as "yellow and black and very dangerous"... or was that the canary joke? Hmmm...
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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
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Trudy Scrumptious
BBE Shieldmaiden
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stockings (Left at the Altar)
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Books and things.
I lied. There are no things. Just books.
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gizzie
Ship's interpreter
# 11715
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Does God HAVE to be ..Dafyd
No, there is no compulsion. He has free will, we suppose.
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Autenrieth Road
Shipmate
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Butler on a whistle Prelude and postlude
Darling, the organist is ill and the organ too, so I've sent Jeeves down to the church for the morning to help out.
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Truth
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Autenrieth Road
Shipmate
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Post-Vatican II decline Duo Seraphim
but accept Treble Cherubim.
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Truth
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Golden Key
Shipmate
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Does God HAVE to be...IngoB?
Oh no! He'll make Aquinas his chief minion, I just know it!
{Runs and hides in Shambala.}
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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fisher
Shipmate
# 9080
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Cathedrals of Britain: Living in Gin
The Daily Mail's Religious Affairs Correspondent exposes the culture of bingeing that is undermining our precious heritage.
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"Down, down, presumptuous human reason!" But somehow they found out I was not a real bishop at all G. K. Chesterton
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Autenrieth Road
Shipmate
# 10509
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Murder - the How-To...
What is life and why...
Murderer's Rule #1: do not get distracted by philosophical questions on the job.
[ 06. February 2007, 02:36: Message edited by: Autenrieth Road ]
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Truth
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Legodude_uk
Protector of Zebras
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Little Britain - The Pânts
A new merchandising opportunity from the BBC???
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If a man is standing in a forest speaking but there are no women around to hear him...is he still wrong?
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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God is not a bitch, RooK
I can just picture these words spewing forth from the mouth of an innocent newbie. I don't want to picture what comes next...
Okay, maybe I do. ![[Two face]](graemlins/scot_twoface.gif)
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Doublethink.
Ship's Foolwise Unperson
# 1984
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What is sex? mountainsnowtiger
Sounds rather a painful solution.
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All political thinking for years past has been vitiated in the same way. People can foresee the future only when it coincides with their own wishes, and the most grossly obvious facts can be ignored when they are unwelcome. George Orwell
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Duo Seraphim
Ubi caritas et amor
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quote:
Originally posted by Golden Key:
Does God HAVE to be...IngoB?
Oh no! He'll make Aquinas his chief minion, I just know it!
{Runs and hides in Shambala.}
Why should I believe...IngoB
His cultus is plainly in trouble if the faithful are revolting already.
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Embrace the serious whack. It's the Catholic thing to do. IngoB
The Messiah, Peace be upon him, said to his Apostles: 'Verily, this world is merely a bridge, so cross over it, and do not make it your abode.' (Bihar al-anwar xiv, 319)
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Golden Key
Shipmate
# 1468
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This little light o'... Lyda*Rose
Interesting merger of 2 songs. Gospel style or barber shop quartet? Decisions, decisions!
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basso
Ship’s Crypt Keeper
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This Little Light o' RooK must be a candidate for the FLP hall of fame.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Modern language, traditional MouseThief
On the heavyweight card. Get your seats now.
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This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...
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Knopwood
Shipmate
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In the same vein...
Modern language; traditional Liturgy Queen
On today's Oprah!
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
# 11014
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This Little Lite o'Duck
Is this a lit duck or a lighter of ducks? Inquiring minds must know!
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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alienfromzog
Ship's Alien
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What is Sex? Pants
Isn't that a little bit OTT. I mean surely we want to say that Sex is good in the right context? no?
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[Sen. D.P.Moynihan]
An Alien's View of Earth - my blog (or vanity exercise...)
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alienfromzog
Ship's Alien
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How Many Times? (Rev per minute)
Well, it depends on how much throttle you use, the size of the engine etc...
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Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts.
[Sen. D.P.Moynihan]
An Alien's View of Earth - my blog (or vanity exercise...)
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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God's high calling ... duchess
Does he reach falsetto for summoning a princess?
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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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Golden Key
Shipmate
# 1468
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The new, improved Golden Key.
Ah, I feel so much better now! ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Foaming Draught
The Low in Low Church
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Still haven't found madteawoman
Have you asked Richard Armitage, he'll know where she is
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Australians all let us ring Joyce
For she is young and free
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Knopwood
Shipmate
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Lord, I am not Lietuvos Sv. Kazimieras
But only say the word and I shall be healed.
[ 09. February 2007, 07:36: Message edited by: Liturgy Queen ]
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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Murder - The How To....Lady in Red
Out, out, damned spot!
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Looking forward to my rock moving closer again.
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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Paschal Penguin calling dolphy
That will be the first time in history!
[ 09. February 2007, 13:36: Message edited by: dolphy ]
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Looking forward to my rock moving closer again.
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Foaming Draught
The Low in Low Church
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What do you do when you are Sister Mary Precious?
It depends on the audience.
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Australians all let us ring Joyce
For she is young and free
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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Should Children have Suze
Everyone with a PC should have a version of Linux, so yes.
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Last ever sig ...
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Eutychus
From the edge
# 3081
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Best ever incoming Mousethief
With cashew nuts and coolers&trade in his wake.
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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Butler on a whislte... Spike
Outch!
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
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Food Supplements: Bollocks A Feminine Force
Seems to reveal some anatonical confusion!
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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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Postmodernism Melon
Sounds like a great name for a Prog Rock band.
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Janine
The Endless Simmer
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Should children have... Janine
Yes! Yes! I'm better than vitamins and minerals, and twice as entertaining!
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I'm a Fundagelical Evangimentalist. What are you?
Take Me Home * My Heart * An hour with Rich Mullins *
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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What is the question MerlintheMad
“Who is King, Rightwise Born of All England?” - as any fule kno
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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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koshatnik
Shipmate
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Ever have someone barf Lamp Chopped
For weeks the carpet smelled of kebab
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