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Thread: Grandson of FLP (Famous Last Posts!)
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Autenrieth Road
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Monarchy - what's the Littlelady
Head of State, Head of the Commonwealth, Lord High Admiral, Supreme Governor of the Church of England, Defender of the Faith, Lord of Mann, and Paramount Chief of Fiji.
(Wikipedia is your friend .)
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
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The displaced Brit's Amazing Grace
at putting up with life without Marmite and Irn Bru.
-------------------- "Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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A Fat Southern Fundi...mirrizin
Ummm...beg your pardon?
-------------------- Some say that man is the root of all evil Others say God's a drunkard for pain Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Sioni Sais
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The New, Improved AdamPater
See what a rest from hosting does for you.
[edit: c'mon Sioni, get the guy's name right] [ 14. February 2007, 11:46: Message edited by: Sioni Sais ]
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(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Autenrieth Road
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Fancy getting together Pants
(Sorry, I can't find a worksafe link for this. )
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obble
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In Dead Horses:
sex before marriage (Not Too Bad)
-------------------- Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
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"The Law is not Freddy"
No doubt about that.
-------------------- "Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
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Autenrieth Road
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quote: Originally posted by obble: In Dead Horses:
sex before marriage (Not Too Bad)
Leaves one wondering about sex after marriage. Was Not Too Bad leaving room for improvement, or the best it's ever gonna be? [ 15. February 2007, 14:13: Message edited by: Autenrieth Road ]
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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The Phone Company is [an] alienfromzog
Talk about outsourcing your services!
-------------------- Some say that man is the root of all evil Others say God's a drunkard for pain Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Eutychus
From the edge
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quote: Originally posted by mirrizin: The Phone Company is [an] alienfromzog
Talk about outsourcing your services!
Given the call I had today with the cable company I'm trying to subscribe to, this might actually be a step in the right direction.
Reserving the sacrament melon
I knew there were pomegranates in the Temple, but this was a new one on me.
-------------------- Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
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Call no one father Freddy
Father Frederic is much more dignified.
-------------------- "Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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quote: Originally posted by obble: In Dead Horses:
sex before marriage (Not Too Bad)
I just came over to post this.
this gets my vote for Weeks' Best FLP!
-------------------- Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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quote: Originally posted by basso: This Little Light o' RooK must be a candidate for the FLP hall of fame.
Oh, isn't that the cutest little FLP you ever did see?
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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alienfromzog
Ship's Alien
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I love this thread.
Gadgets for God; canditature...Sarkycow
Well, I would have thought that "made in the image of God for his glory and to enjoy being in relationship with him" would have been a better way of putting it but, you know, each to his own...
What is sex? Devine Outlaw Dwarf
Presumably this is some kind of complex reference to oral sex? [ 16. February 2007, 10:39: Message edited by: alienfromzog ]
-------------------- Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts. [Sen. D.P.Moynihan]
An Alien's View of Earth - my blog (or vanity exercise...)
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
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Reserving the Sacrament hatless
I should say so, it's a mark of respect. Unless you're a Bishop.
-------------------- "Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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I can see this thread will be the FLP giftthat keeps on giving. From Hell:
Let's beat up the poor Doc Tor
-------------------- Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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Yep...
Let's beat up the poor RooK
Sure. After you go first! Yeah, go ahead...take the pitchfork...No, don't give it to me! I said you go first. What are you, chicken???
-------------------- Some say that man is the root of all evil Others say God's a drunkard for pain Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Uncle Pete
Loyaute me lie
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Not quite a FLP
but a thread title that always makes me chuckle
Pânts in Poole
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Monarchy: What's the littlelady?
I think "princess" is the word they use.
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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Let's beat up the poor...Littlelady
You heartless b*st*rds!
-------------------- "Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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gizzie
Ship's interpreter
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the gender of the Holy Metapelagian
has been a subject of intense debate for centuries, but is shortly to be revealed ...or not.
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Eutychus
From the edge
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the gender of the Holy Melon is, however, a much more recent controversy. [ 19. February 2007, 11:06: Message edited by: Eutychus ]
-------------------- Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy
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gizzie
Ship's interpreter
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The gender of the Holy mudfrog
the mind boggles. Perhaps we ought to know.
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
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What version is your piglet ?
Tamworth, I think.
-------------------- "Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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Lent: Still a Stupid Golden Key
If Lent is the key, then what is the door?
-------------------- Some say that man is the root of all evil Others say God's a drunkard for pain Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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mousethief
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Lent: still a stupid Mousethief
Would somebody return the stupid Mousethief? Other people may want to check him out. Seems unlikely, but....
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Worm in the Grass
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Anglicans set to Pope IngoB
No, No, No! He's severely lacking in shades of gray!
-------------------- Christian satire attracts people who are serious about religion. It's a method of coping with the difference between what religion ought to be about and what it is. (Jengie Jon)
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The Great Gumby
Ship's Brain Surgeon
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Adopting a Chinese ... mountainsnowtiger
Sounds good, but I'd prefer a panda.
-------------------- The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool. - Richard Feynman
A letter to my son about death
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Zoey
Broken idealist
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Hey - you beat me to it - *pouts*
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Autenrieth Road
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Modern language; traditional Hooker's Trick
u wnt 2 fck 4 $?
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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Are Sydney Anglicans Evangeline
-------------------- Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
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Are Sydney Anglicans altarbird ?
Not by what I've heard.
-------------------- "Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
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alienfromzog
Ship's Alien
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The gender of the Holy Teufelchen
Well, does anybody know? We can't keep saying "He/She/It" Not only is it annoying it's also disrespectful to someone who is Holy...
AFZ
-------------------- Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts. [Sen. D.P.Moynihan]
An Alien's View of Earth - my blog (or vanity exercise...)
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Stevie Boy Wonder
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Ashes (Birdseed)
...as opposed to burial (wormfood).
-------------------- Jesus saves. But in the current economic climate, His pension probably won't be enough for eternity...
Also by the same author
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Earwig
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My 7yo daughter wants luvanddaisies
Who doesn't?
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gizzie
Ship's interpreter
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Return of the Fitness comet
whooosh she´s back again, three million miles before breakfast!
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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What is a Christian? Boviwanjoshobi
Dear God,
Say it ain't so!
Your servant,
Me
-------------------- Some say that man is the root of all evil Others say God's a drunkard for pain Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Spiffy
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Are Sydney Anglicans (Pure As The Yellow Driven Snow)
Heeeeeeee.
-------------------- Looking for a simple solution to all life's problems? We are proud to present obstinate denial. Accept no substitute. Accept nothing. --Night Vale Radio Twitter Account
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wesleyswig
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Hymns You Don't Sing (Seasick)
Will your anchor hold....?
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fisher
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The Papal Tiara is... Spiffy da Wondersheep
An enduring image.
-------------------- "Down, down, presumptuous human reason!" But somehow they found out I was not a real bishop at all G. K. Chesterton
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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Go Home, Yankee Cod
We don't want any of your smelly fish!
-------------------- Some say that man is the root of all evil Others say God's a drunkard for pain Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Wesley J
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My 7yo daughter wants... Love the You you hide
I'm not surprised she's found it. They're very curious when they're seven.
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Biblical terms for Janine
I will not say it. I will not say it.
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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The Origins of Religion...humblebum
So true, so true...
-------------------- Some say that man is the root of all evil Others say God's a drunkard for pain Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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