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Thread: Grandson of FLP (Famous Last Posts!)
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Cusanus
Ship's Schoolmaster
# 692
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The wrong clothes for...Custard
Yes I find something voluminous and stain-resistant is generally preferable.
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"You are qualified," sa fotherington-tomas, "becos you can frankly never pass an exam and have 0 branes. Obviously you will be a skoolmaster - there is no other choice."
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Petrified
Ship’s ballast
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Ballast Melon
Well you could use them, but rocks might be better.
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At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock.
SoF a "prick against Bigotterie"
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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You may *not* kiss Gwai
Says who?!?
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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8bit Micro
Shipmate
# 10395
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Is that really a green... Alan Cresswell
Only if you make him really angry!
8.
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Uncle Pete
Loyaute me lie
# 10422
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Stress gahhhhh (Basket Case)
That's right!
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Even more so than I was before
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Campbellite
Ut unum sint
# 1202
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Are Sydney Anglicans . . . Campbellite
Well, if they were, they wouldn't be Anglicans, would they?
[Of course, one could also ask, are Sydney Anglicans?] ![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif)
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I upped mine. Up yours.
Suffering for Jesus since 1966.
WTFWED?
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Knopwood
Shipmate
# 11596
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You may *not* kiss Liturgy Queen
I knew that a memo must have gone out that I'd missed. It would explain my recent track record. ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
# 11333
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David: Shepherd, king....babybear.
Two out of three ain't bad.
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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.
--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
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Rossweisse
High Church Valkyrie
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You may *not * kiss... Alogon
Well, damn.
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I'm not dead yet.
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Golden Key
Shipmate
# 1468
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Notoriety...the Eighth Golden Key
Yes, the other 7 of me are off at a convention on Gallifrey! ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Paul W.
Shipmate
# 1450
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You may *not * kiss Saint Bertelin
Aww, but he's so sweet ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
Paul W
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"It's just a ride" - Bill Hicks
Blog
Flickr
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Worm in the Grass
Shipmate
# 10999
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Noticed earlier today whilst lurking at work
Does Orthodoxy allow IngoB
and
The Wrong Clothes for Mousethief
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Christian satire attracts people who are serious about religion. It's a method of coping with the difference between what religion ought to be about and what it is. (Jengie Jon)
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Does Orthodoxy allow Mousethief
Well they haven't kicked me out yet!
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gizzie
Ship's interpreter
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You may *not * kiss Emma
No, I hear she's spoken for.
BTW congratulations Emma!
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Emma Louise
Storm in a teapot
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tee hee hee - ta gizzie
kisses area always good though *hides from aj*
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Autenrieth Road
Shipmate
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hiding from aj is not the most reliable way to increase your kiss count! ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
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Truth
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gizzie
Ship's interpreter
# 11715
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Is that really a green Organmeister?
recycling does things to you
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Golden Key
Shipmate
# 1468
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Does Orthodoxy allow Mousethief?
I suspect they don't approve of thievery. Not sure what they think of rodents...
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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starbelly
but you can call me Neil
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Heaven will be petrified
...when all the shippies arrive!
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Adeodatus
Shipmate
# 4992
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And currently, on that thread that's just made for FLPs:
Heaven will be ... Not Too Bad.
Well, that's good news!
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"What is broken, repair with gold."
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Zoey
Broken idealist
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Heaven will be ... Not Too Bad
Well, I would hope so, given how much hype it gets about being the best destination!
xpost x3 - it was obviously just too good for us all to pass up
[ 28. February 2007, 14:03: Message edited by: mountainsnowtiger ]
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Pay no mind, I'm doing fine, I'm breathing on my own.
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Teufelchen
Shipmate
# 10158
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Heaven will be not too bad
"In my Father's house there are many affordable bungalows..."
T.
(ETA: double cross-post)
[ 28. February 2007, 14:03: Message edited by: Teufelchen ]
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Little devil
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
# 862
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big buns make hats...love the love you hide
No witty one liner from me but this did make me chuckle.
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Looking forward to my rock moving closer again.
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Wet Kipper
Circus Runaway
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The people who write..lady in red
yeah, that's him, the de Burgh Chappy!
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Zoey
Broken idealist
# 11152
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Help me, Help my Paschal ... stranger in a strange land
Well, it's many years since I actually read the Gospels, but I think fulfilling that request would fit in with Jesus' teachings pretty well
eta - not being overly familiar with the word Paschal, for a brief second I saw the thread title as 'Help me, Help my Paschal Penguin' ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
[ 01. March 2007, 13:00: Message edited by: mountainsnowtiger ]
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Pay no mind, I'm doing fine, I'm breathing on my own.
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fisher
Shipmate
# 9080
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My wife's a terrific... kentishmaid Well, that's very nice for you (at least probably, depending in what sense maid is taken).
I predict that thread might generate one or two more posts here...
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"Down, down, presumptuous human reason!" But somehow they found out I was not a real bishop at all G. K. Chesterton
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
# 11014
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Tell me why this is Pure as the Driven Yellow Snow
The Fall, baby. It all goes back to the Fall.
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Golden Key
Shipmate
# 1468
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Should Richard Dawkins Socratic-Enigma?
Hmmm...Dawkins and Socrates in a public debate over enigmas. I like it!
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
# 3722
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quote:
Originally posted by Golden Key:
Should Richard Dawkins Socratic-Enigma?
I don't know if he should, but I'm sure he's qualified!
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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
# 11014
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Paddy or Patty or Pax Romana?
I just like the alliteration.
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
# 4543
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England has got bad Balaam
Mwhahahahah.
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Last ever sig ...
blog
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
# 862
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Eagle Swings...hot.. JediJudy
Must be another hot flash/flush!
![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif) ![[Two face]](graemlins/scot_twoface.gif)
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Looking forward to my rock moving closer again.
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
# 6075
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David: Shepherd, King... babybear
Must have been a very cuddly chap, then. Sez Bathsheba.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wet Kipper
Circus Runaway
# 1654
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So then, The Sue, Spill...birdseed
and then all the little birdies will have something to eat.
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fisher
Shipmate
# 9080
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Find me a church in... Ken Can't beat dissection-based party games for fun.
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"Down, down, presumptuous human reason!" But somehow they found out I was not a real bishop at all G. K. Chesterton
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comet
Snowball in Hell
# 10353
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this keeps making me smile:
Dispatches from the comet
"whizzed past Pluto today. Neptune looms. Temps cold. Looks like snow."
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
# 5713
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Should Homosexuals Earwig
Why not? Gays ought to be allowed to listen too!
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
# 10290
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What is a Christian Mudfrog?
Series: 1/6 - next week's episode:
What is a Jain Mudfrog?
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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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Knopwood
Shipmate
# 11596
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The Tragically Tasteless Max.
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Earwig
Pincered Beastie
# 12057
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HELP! What's this @£$%ing Shroedinger's Cat
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gizzie
Ship's interpreter
# 11715
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Shipmates expecting the Man with no name
at least they already know it´s a boy. Names can wait.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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quote:
Originally posted by Gwai:
The Tragically Tasteless Amanda B Reckondwythe
Miss Amanda tasteless?
Certainly not Amanda B. consulting on home decorating.
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
# 3722
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Does Orthodoxy Allow The Silent Acolyte ?
allow? It absolutely mandates one (at some points.)
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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
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Earwig
Pincered Beastie
# 12057
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Are Sydney Anglicans Spiffy da Wondersheep
Can't think of many similarities myself...
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
# 10290
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Mithras and the Nativity Moo
Cattle attendees seem obligatory for divine births but did Mithras have no sheep or angels? No? Notta Proper God Then.
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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
# 3722
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Return of the Fitness Earwig
This insect lives in damp towels and smelly socks; while harmless, an infestation indicates poor hygiene. Its natural enemies are the gym sparrow and the jock-strap snake. The classification is
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Arthropoda
Class: Insecta
Order: Dermaptera
Family: Forficulidae
Genus: Forficula
Species: F. gymnasia
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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
# 3722
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A gigantic instructional Mockingbird
"Listen to the Mockingbird..."
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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
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Earwig
Pincered Beastie
# 12057
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quote:
Originally posted by Henry Troup:
Return of the Fitness Earwig
Its natural enemies are the gym sparrow and the jock-strap snake.
Oh, but this Earwig always welcomes a jock-strap snake.
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