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Lamb Chopped
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Ay de mi! I've just scored a most embarrassing own goal, by starting the thread which resulted in...

Worst possible name for a .... Lamb Chopped

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Er, this is what I've been up to (book).
Oh, that you would rend the heavens and come down!

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HenryT

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A triple...

Hosting change in All Gort

All Gort, all the time!

Linux and other cool Foaming Draught

Drink hael!

So then The Sue, spill Campbellite

I've spilled vermiculite, which is hard to clean up. How's Campbellite?

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infinite_monkey
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Living as a Christian...MouseTheif.

Jesus forgives you, but put the creatures back.

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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.

--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
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Worm in the Grass
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The Tragically Tasteless Jimmy B

Well he will put all that statuary in the garden! [Snigger]

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Christian satire attracts people who are serious about religion. It's a method of coping with the difference between what religion ought to be about and what it is. (Jengie Jon)

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gizzie

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Come on Triple Tiara, we´re waiting for you to post on The Tragically Tasteless thread
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Wesley J

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The Annual "I... MouseThief

Yet another self-explanatory thread. [Big Grin]

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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mousethief

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Annual?

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Cottontail

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Just spotted
The Annual I Left at the Altar

The Beano? Oor Wullie?
Shouldn't have been reading in church anyway.

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"I don't think you ought to read so much theology," said Lord Peter. "It has a brutalizing influence."

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wesleyswig
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Martyn Joseph discusses...(Twilight)

Watch out patrick moore - is someone out for your hosting job on the sky at night [Biased] ?

Regards
John Martyn Joseph discussing...twilight

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"I am still a Methodist, You can never get it's special glow out of your blood" Ellen Wilkinson
Read my ramblings

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Eutychus
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So then, The Sue, spill the giant cheeseburger

eww.

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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy

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Ultracrepidarian
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Freemasonry & ... The Man with No Name

Sounds like a conspiracy theory to me. [Paranoid]

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dolphy

Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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Shipmates expecting...Ebeth
The room is ready for you. Got your ticket yet?

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Looking forward to my rock moving closer again.

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Smudgie

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Can Atheism have a... The Atheist

I'd have thought it was essential to have at least one.

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Miss you, Erin.

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Worm in the Grass
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Living as a Christian...Ken

No reason why a Ken shouldn't be as could a Christian as anyone else! [Snigger]

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Christian satire attracts people who are serious about religion. It's a method of coping with the difference between what religion ought to be about and what it is. (Jengie Jon)

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Bullfrog.

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Can Atheism Have an Afghan?

Well, since so many other causes have their symbolic quilts, I see no reason why not.

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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg

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Eutychus
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And similarly...

Can Atheism have a Divine Outlaw Dwarf?

Sounds like an interesting variation on the Michelin man mascot truckers used to fix over their cabs.

[ 14. March 2007, 14:58: Message edited by: Eutychus ]

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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy

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Wesley J

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Lay participation in... apollo

Yup, just them. - Don't think they blasted any clergy up there, did they?

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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To The Pain
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Oh No!.... Er, Thank... dolphy

Yeah, thanks dolphy (anyone know what she did?)

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Hire Bell Tents and camping equipment in Scotland

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Golden Key
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The mysterious former Pax Romana


...in which Nancy Drew and her chums Bess and George go back in time to find Ned Nickerson, who has lost his memory and thinks he is Plautus, the playwright.

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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")

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Lyra
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Fayries and other wyrd Chorister.

Nuff said

[Disappointed]

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Around and about

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Papio

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The evil regime of Kenwritez

Be afraid. Be very afraid. [Big Grin]

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Infinite Penguins.
My "Readit, Swapit" page
My "LibraryThing" page

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Pure Sunshine
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The Apotheosis of Jesus Club

The first rule of Jesus Club is, you do not talk about Jesus Club.

The second rule of Jesus Club is ...

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Pure Sunshine by name, and sometimes by nature.

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infinite_monkey
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The evil regime of....Littlelady.

Not nearly as sweet and innocent as she may first appear.

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And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.

--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
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mousethief

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It's tough to be a Pastorgirl

Depending on what church you're in, of course.

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Jahlove
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Crosswords .. Chorister

1 ac. Riddle Christ ore for soprano

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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain

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Ariel
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The evil regime of Cod.

Monday Boiled with parsley sauce.
Tuesday Baked with parsley sauce.
Wednesday Grilled with parsley sauce.
Thursday Fried with parsley sauce.
Friday Served on its own with no chips.

Saturday, Sunday Repeat.

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Rossweisse

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the evil regime of... Trisagion

NO one expects the Holy, Holy, Holy Inquisition!

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I'm not dead yet.

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mousethief

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quote:
Originally posted by Rossweisse:
the evil regime of... Trisagion

NO one expects the Holy, Holy, Holy Inquisition!

[Killing me]

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Zappa
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Biblical terms for ... Zappa

[Paranoid] ... be nice, now [Paranoid]

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shameless self promotion - because I think it's worth it
and mayhap this too: http://broken-moments.blogspot.co.nz/

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Golden Key
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The green blade riseth...Rose of Sharon.


Ooooooo!

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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")

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To The Pain
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Was going to go away and do some writing up without logging in like a good girl when my eye was caught by

the evil regime of...auntie di

Which has me all worried [Ultra confused] What should we do? Is there any way to escape auntie's tyranny? How evil is this regime, anyway? Will it spread worldwide?

Maybe I'll go do some research and try to calm down...

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mousethief

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You know you've been keren-happuch

I could almost swear I haven't.

[ 20. March 2007, 15:41: Message edited by: MouseThief ]

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Campbellite

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quote:
Originally posted by Henry Troup:
So then The Sue, spill Campbellite

I've spilled vermiculite, which is hard to clean up. How's Campbellite?

I'm quite fine, thanks for asking. [Big Grin]

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I upped mine. Up yours.
Suffering for Jesus since 1966.
WTFWED?

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Ariel
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Return of the Fitness Earwig

Hup two three - all those left legs UP now, come on, how hard is it to raise six at the same time? And let's see you really waggle those antennae!

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Spike

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Thus spake the fool Stevie Boy Wonder

No comment...

[Razz]

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"May you get to heaven before the devil knows you're dead" - Irish blessing

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Stevie Boy Wonder
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...it's been said before. And not just by Spike, either. [Razz]

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Jesus saves. But in the current economic climate, His pension probably won't be enough for eternity...

Also by the same author

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HenryT

Canadian Anglican
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You know you've been Left at the Altar

when the rental people come to repossess your suit.

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Rossweisse

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Are Sydney Anglicans... Pure as the Driven Yellow Snow

Sounds about right, yeah....

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I'm not dead yet.

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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Eagle Swings hot basso

Well, that's one way to cool 'im off, I suppose.

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I reserve the right to change my mind.

My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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mousethief

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You know you've been...Foxy

Um, no. That sounds extremely unlikely.


(it's a code thing)

[ 22. March 2007, 22:57: Message edited by: Chorister ]

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Knopwood
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Can you fathom this Liturgy Queen

Many can't, especially Methodists. [Devil]

[ 21. March 2007, 15:36: Message edited by: Liturgy Queen ]

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mousethief

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Are Sydney Anglicans Gordon Cheng?

Well, not all of them. Only one.

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Wesley J

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Satan - theoretical... (Liverpool fan)

If they beat each other up, they'll have gone practical.

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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mousethief

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Is the British government Matt Black?

I'm pretty sure there's more to it than that.

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HenryT

Canadian Anglican
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Satan - theoretical Rosary

ITTWACW!

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Trudy Scrumptious

BBE Shieldmaiden
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What's so great about ken?

Where do I begin?

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Books and things.

I lied. There are no things. Just books.

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Bullfrog.

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What's so Great about Lamb Chopped?

It's a lot easier to get your mouth around than lamb whole! [Eek!]

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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg

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Golden Key
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Are Sydney Anglicans Mousethief?

The Orthodox Plot (tm) has infiltrated even there!
[Paranoid]

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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")

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mousethief

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Is Iran trying to provoke Leo?

No, but I've heard they absolutely despise Libra.

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Keren-Happuch

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Provision of the blessed Newman's Own
for use at church suppers and picnics.

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Travesty, treachery, betrayal!
EXCESS - The Art of Treason
Nea Fox

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