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Golden Key
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Provision of the Blessed Spiffy da Wondersheep.

She'll be available in her shrine, a lovely straw-bale building in a clover pasture. Potluck following the service!

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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")

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HenryT

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BCP L-Plates and BIG Triple Tiara

The Pope has crossed the English Channel?

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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788

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Zappa
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A place to explore Demas

Errr ... thanks, but no. Kuruman is so fussy about where and whom I explore. [Roll Eyes]

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shameless self promotion - because I think it's worth it
and mayhap this too: http://broken-moments.blogspot.co.nz/

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infinite_monkey
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Provision of the Blessed Mudfrog...

could get a bit messy if the Mudfrog escapes.

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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.

--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
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gizzie

Ship's interpreter
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The porcelain god makes ..gizzie

In nothing less than Meissen, I trust.

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HenryT

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Are Sydney Anglicans... Zwingli

I think it's been suggested that they follow him too far.

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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788

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churchgeek

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The porcelain god makes Pax Romana

I thought it was their brutal military conquest. Now I'm trying to figure out which of the two is less gruesome...

[ 26. March 2007, 23:06: Message edited by: churchgeek ]

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I reserve the right to change my mind.

My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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Bullfrog.

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The Commandment of Mousethief

Another wing of the great Orthodox Plot?

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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg

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duchess

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The New, Improved...duchess
Yeah, baby. [Cool]

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Ship of Fools-World Party

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Earwig

Pincered Beastie
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Romances between the babybear

Could there be anything cuter?!

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HenryT

Canadian Anglican
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Style advice - clothing Lumpy da Moose

Um.... most moose, even Bullwinkle, don't wear clothes.

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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788

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Wesley J

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Style advice - clothing,...(Telepath)

Should a telepath just, well, know??

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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Zappa
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Anglican dioceses without ... Mabuhay ... on which I could not comment, never having been to the best of my knowledge in a diocese with one. (When I originally went to post it, it said Anglican dioceses without ... adeodatus ... which seemed to me a tragedy. [Frown]

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Chorister

Completely Frocked
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Romances between the raspberry rabbit.


Hmmmm, sounds rather squelchy to me.....

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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.

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Manipled Mutineer
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Can I change my Displayed...Rossweisse

But I like her just the way she is!

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Collecting Catholic and Anglo-
Catholic books


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Sioni Sais
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Food Supplements Bollocks A Feminine Force

Why? What's she done?

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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"

(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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Stevie Boy Wonder
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2 for 1 special offer on FLPs!

"Free Lunch" (Dave The Bass)

Dunno, I reckon there's something fishy about that offer... ( [Roll Eyes] )

What is wrong with Gwai

I wouldn't dare answer... [Razz]

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Jesus saves. But in the current economic climate, His pension probably won't be enough for eternity...

Also by the same author

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Keren-Happuch

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What is wrong with Liopleurodon?

I don't know 'cos I'm not even sure what it is!

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Travesty, treachery, betrayal!
EXCESS - The Art of Treason
Nea Fox

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Earwig

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You know you've been badman

And you can sit in the naughty corner until you say sorry.

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kentishmaid
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Is Iran trying to provoke Matt Black?

I very much doubt they even know who he is!

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"Who'll be the lady, who'll be the lord, when we are ruled by the love of one another?"

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Worm in the Grass
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Anglican Dioceses without Triple Tiara

All of them, I should think!!

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Christian satire attracts people who are serious about religion. It's a method of coping with the difference between what religion ought to be about and what it is. (Jengie Jon)

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HenryT

Canadian Anglican
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Is Iran trying to provoke ORGANMEISTER?

Are they deploying intercontinental praise choruses?

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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788

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Eutychus
From the edge
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The commandments of Mousethief

That could almost be a thread in itself. Heaven or Hell, you choose... [Devil]

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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy

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Eutychus
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I belatedly see Mirrizin beat me to it.

<hangs head in shame>

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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy

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Golden Key
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Freemasonry and Golden Key


...the sequel to "Freemasonry and Hiram's Key".

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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")

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Autenrieth Road

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Living a long way from Ye Olde Motherboarde

Thank you wireless networking!

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Truth

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Paul W.

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What's so great about (SearchingForAbsolutes)

Learn to live with ambiguity

Paul W

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"It's just a ride" - Bill Hicks

Blog
Flickr

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Chorister

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Toys from my youth: Wet Kipper


oooer, don't remember that one. Perhaps it was the unsuccessful prototype for this?

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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.

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Zoey

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What's so great about (alienfromzog)?

He's an alien. And he's from zog. If you don't understand how cool that is, I don't think I can explain it to you.

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Pay no mind, I'm doing fine, I'm breathing on my own.

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alienfromzog

Ship's Alien
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quote:
Originally posted by mountainsnowtiger:
What's so great about (alienfromzog)?

He's an alien. And he's from zog. If you don't understand how cool that is, I don't think I can explain it to you.

thank u [Smile] [Hot and Hormonal] [Yipee]

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Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts.
[Sen. D.P.Moynihan]

An Alien's View of Earth - my blog (or vanity exercise...)

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Manipled Mutineer
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Style advice - clothing Manipled Mutineer

Any suggestions considered...

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Collecting Catholic and Anglo-
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Spiffy
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So Those Are The Real (Pants)

Genuine article, only worn once...

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Looking for a simple solution to all life's problems? We are proud to present obstinate denial. Accept no substitute. Accept nothing.
--Night Vale Radio Twitter Account

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HenryT

Canadian Anglican
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24,000 petition to Divine Outlaw Dwarf

That's almost has many Dwarf-ites as Jedi!

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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788

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Paul W.

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A place to explore (hatless)

Not Ilkley Moor, that's a really bad idea.

Paul W

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"It's just a ride" - Bill Hicks

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Earwig

Pincered Beastie
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Father Cheng and the Sarkycow

Not a book to read to children...

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Choirboy
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Are Sydney Anglicans...Angloid

If only!

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Choirboy
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Easter Message: Christ...mirrizin

No - that's "Christ is Risen!"

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mousethief

Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Why do liberal Christians left at the altar?

Well you wouldn't expect them to right at the altar, would you?

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This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...

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mousethief

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Your favourite YouTube Choirboy

Better leave that one as-is.

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This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...

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Wesley J

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Why Christmas and not... boppysbud

Coz Christmas's well-loved, and there's no need to change the name. - Besides, 'Merry Boppsybud' would sound a bit strange, wouldn't it?

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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Pure Sunshine
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Why do liberal Christians Doublethink

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Pure Sunshine by name, and sometimes by nature.

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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Is Iran trying to provoke Littlelady

Why, does she also have nuclear capability now?

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I reserve the right to change my mind.

My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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Lost soul of Saint Hedrin the Lesser-Known

This worries me. If God is misplacing the souls of the lesser-known saints, what chance do we lesser-known sinners have?
___________

Given:
Amazing Grace - the starbelly
and
Little Britain - the starbelly
I suppose we can assume:
Amazing Grace - Little Britain

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I reserve the right to change my mind.

My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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HenryT

Canadian Anglican
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Maundy Thursday Sacristy Rat

Good Friday, Vestry Cat.
Easter Vigil, Easter Vigil,
Easter Monday, rat in the cat!

with apologies to Dr. Seuss and American Poerty Month

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muchafraid
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And put his face between Nigel M

But...I thought this was a Christian website!!!

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all the glory when he took our place
but he took my shoulders, and he shook my face,
and he takes and he takes and he takes...sufjan stevens

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Keren-Happuch

Ship's Eyeshadow
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Celebrity fish - whitebait [Smile]

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Travesty, treachery, betrayal!
EXCESS - The Art of Treason
Nea Fox

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RuthW

liberal "peace first" hankie squeezer
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quote:
Originally posted by Pure Sunshine:
Why do liberal Christians Doublethink

Because they'd pull our liberal card if we didn't!
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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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With the slight repositioning of a question mark, we get:

Is he risen a Feminine Force?

If so, shouldn't we start calling him "she"?

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I reserve the right to change my mind.

My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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Zappa
Ship's Wake
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So then The Sue, spill ... Lots of Yay but clean up afterward

And put his face between ... Mamacita

What muchafraid said!

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dolphy

Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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Speak biblically to jedijudy

It is, of course, the only language that she understands [Biased]

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Looking forward to my rock moving closer again.

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