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Thread: Grandson of FLP (Famous Last Posts!)
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Legodude_uk
Protector of Zebras
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Causes of unreasonable Emma
From what I know a lack of tea causes an unreasonable Emma!!!
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If a man is standing in a forest speaking but there are no women around to hear him...is he still wrong?
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Choirboy
Shipmate
# 9659
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The need to commit...Choirboy
Absolutely certifiable...a danger to himself and others, no doubt about it.
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Emma Louise
Storm in a teapot
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quote:
Originally posted by Legodude_uk:
Causes of unreasonable Emma
From what I know a lack of tea causes an unreasonable Emma!!!
indeed ![[Smile]](smile.gif) Tea makes all things good lack of tea is A Bad Thing
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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
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Mormon meets Christian...Good Catholic Lad
Good Catholic Lad: "Folks outside my faith have some weird ideas about our beliefs on transubstantiation."
Mormon: "Yeah, and don't even get me STARTED on what non-Mormons say about the special underwear."
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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.
--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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cracked myself up!
Nail their asses to the comet
and send the bastards into a 76 year eliptical orbit. that'll teach'em.
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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Dammit, comet! You beat me to it! ![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Lowly Worm
Ship's Annelid
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Let's make up the ultimate PeteCanada
Anyone want to play along? Sounds like a fun game. ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
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"Be here now, be somewhere else later. Is that so difficult?" - David Bader
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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The New, Improved, Ariel
Yeah, yeah, washes whiter, just like all the others ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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There's No Need to... MouseThief
Is luxury!
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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In the Grip of...
A totally blatant attempt to create highly suggestive FLPs. Yeesh, mirrizin!
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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Favourite cathedrals... Forthview
Is there a cathedral with a view of the Forth?
The making of the new... Afghan
Well it depends whether it's an American afghan or a British one. You either buy your wool, or you slaughter a sheep and skin it... er, this is getting a bit yucky ![[Projectile]](graemlins/puke2.gif)
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I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.
http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
# 5713
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Etiquette Tips for Sioni Sais
"Tact is the unsaid part of what you think" (my Mother).
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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gizzie
Ship's interpreter
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Which will be the ultimate Ken?
let the battle commence...
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Worm in the Grass
Shipmate
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Etiquette tips for Telepath
But doesn't she already how the other person thinks she should behave?
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Christian satire attracts people who are serious about religion. It's a method of coping with the difference between what religion ought to be about and what it is. (Jengie Jon)
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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
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Has anyone been watching...Piglet
Oh bother--I thought it was Eeyore's turn.
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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.
--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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Gordon's banning in Pants.
Well, thank goodness he was wearing them, or he'd have been banned from a whole lot of other places, as well.
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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basso
Ship’s Crypt Keeper
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It's only funny to Hart
which is to say, not at all funny?
(you shouldn't have posted on that thread, H.)
[bloody code]
[ 08. May 2007, 01:50: Message edited by: basso ]
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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c'mon gang, I left it wide open for you all to riff on...
What is wrong with comet
how shall we count the ways...
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Foaming Draught
The Low in Low Church
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quote:
Originally posted by comet:
c'mon gang, I left it wide open for you all to riff on...
What is wrong with comet
how shall we count the ways...
First trip to the Circus for ages, and the victim's beaten me to it ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
Great line though
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gizzie
Ship's interpreter
# 11715
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Pasco advises striking ... Teufelchen
Dont you think that´s rather dangerous advice? you might get more than you bargained for.
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RuthW
liberal "peace first" hankie squeezer
# 13
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What's so great about sanityman
Well, sanity, for starters!
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Cusanus
Ship's Schoolmaster
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Evangelical Anglican...Cusanus.
Not me then. Must be another Cusanus around somewhere. ![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif)
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"You are qualified," sa fotherington-tomas, "becos you can frankly never pass an exam and have 0 branes. Obviously you will be a skoolmaster - there is no other choice."
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WatersOfBabylon
Shipmate
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Crap TV? Blame the... Afghan
But not the Indians; they gave us Bollywood.
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Adeodatus
Shipmate
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In Ecclesiantics right now -
Evangelical Anglican Adeodatus
It's not true, I tell you! Not true!!
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"What is broken, repair with gold."
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
# 6075
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The Gospel of John...pimple
Is really quite so simple:
A papule here, a pustule there,
Slash on some soap just anywhere.
Come age, says John, you rimple.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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God never sends Merlin the Mad
Makes sense -- "Are all apostles? Are all prophets? Are all teachers? Are all crazy wizards? Do all speak in tongues?"
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
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God never sends A Feminine Force
Ya wanna bet on that?
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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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God never sends Mousethief
Me: "Here I am, Lord, send me."
God: "No. I'm sending somebody else. Go back to your seat."
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This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...
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Worm in the Grass
Shipmate
# 10999
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Still haven't found Fishngrl
How about looking near a jetty or a boat then?
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Christian satire attracts people who are serious about religion. It's a method of coping with the difference between what religion ought to be about and what it is. (Jengie Jon)
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
# 11014
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Augustine: The Most Myrrh
Yesirree! That's *Augustine* brand perfume! Get the most myrrh for your money!
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Gordon's Banning in... The Undiscovered Country
Should be over by 27 June! - Oh..., that Gordon... ![[Ultra confused]](graemlins/confused2.gif)
[ 11. May 2007, 21:20: Message edited by: Wesley J ]
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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US Health Insurance:...
(MouseThief)
Geez, they rob you of everything else, why not your mouse too?
(I'm assuming 3 posts in a row in this thread, especially so many hours apart,* is less offensive than it would be, say, in a Purg thread)
*I wrote a paper on my view of soteriology since my last login... you'd think someone else could've posted an FLP!
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Earwig
Pincered Beastie
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Silly question about the giant cheeseburger.
Does it come with cheese?
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Silly question about Beautiful Dreamer.
Any chance she'll wake unto me?
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
# 11333
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Crappy Choruses and...Gay Organ Grinder
Is this another of the worship styles being discussed in Ecclesiastes?
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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.
--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Scientology, cult or... Wesley J
Gimme the latter anytime. But then I would say that, wouldn't I? ![[Cool]](cool.gif)
[ 14. May 2007, 20:38: Message edited by: Wesley J ]
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Straightforward, honest Mousethief
There. See? I've been trying to tell you guys.
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This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...
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Pure Sunshine
Shipmate
# 11904
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Red vestments after Ecclesiastical Flip-Flop
Interesting choice of shoes for a priest ...
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Pure Sunshine by name, and sometimes by nature.
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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quote:
Originally posted by Pure Sunshine:
Red vestments after Ecclesiastical Flip-Flop
Interesting choice of shoes for a priest ...
Here I thought we were wearing red during Ordinary Time and green for martyrs now. White for Good Friday, and black for feast days is odd but manageable. I don't think I'll be able to stomach orange for Advent or yellow all during Lent...
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
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Direct line to the Cottontail
I usually get that by planting lettuce and carrots.
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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
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basso
Ship’s Crypt Keeper
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quote:
Originally posted by churchgeek:
Here I thought we were wearing red during Ordinary Time and green for martyrs now.
That cathedral is going downhill fast...
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Cottontail
Shipmate
# 12234
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quote:
Originally posted by Henry Troup:
Direct line to the Cottontail
I usually get that by planting lettuce and carrots.
Here I am! Did somebody say lettuce? ![[Axe murder]](graemlins/lovedrops.gif)
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"I don't think you ought to read so much theology," said Lord Peter. "It has a brutalizing influence."
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Earwig
Pincered Beastie
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Children's rights to Garfield
Every kid should get their 'toons!
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Stevie Boy Wonder
Shipmate
# 11869
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Trimming the fat with Pants
Presumably this is the advertising slogan for those Bridget Jones-style big knickers that hold everything in at the relevant places?
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Jesus saves. But in the current economic climate, His pension probably won't be enough for eternity...
Also by the same author
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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
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God, the Devil, and...Garfield.
I think the cat's a bit out of his league with this spinoff.
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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.
--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
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