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Thread: Grandson of FLP (Famous Last Posts!)
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Lowly Worm
Ship's Annelid
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Worth every penny.... Sister Mary Precious
Well of course she's worth every penny; she is precious after all.
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"Be here now, be somewhere else later. Is that so difficult?" - David Bader
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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Bizarre "Use" of a U
Text messaging.
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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mirrizin beat me to it. I was thinking perhaps the less bizarre use would be "Yoose"
[ 09. June 2007, 23:44: Message edited by: comet ]
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Bizarre "use" of a/the coiled spring
The mind boggles [aided by slightly remodelled punctuation]
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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy
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The Great Gumby
Ship's Brain Surgeon
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In the same vein:
Bizarre 'use' of a Nightlamp
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The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool. - Richard Feynman
A letter to my son about death
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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that thread is a gift.
just now:
bizarre use of a Golden Key
and then
bizarre use of a Nightlamp
now how can we get Thurible to post on there? oooo or Hooker's Trick! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
(great minds, Gumby)
[ 10. June 2007, 07:53: Message edited by: comet ]
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
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Any genealogy freaks basso
I think they're all squeaky tenors!
Anglican Liturgical Liturgy Queen
a member of the Department of Redundancy Department
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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
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Knopwood
Shipmate
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I posted on the following thread expressly to provide FLP-fodder. (sigh)
Bizarre 'use' of a Liturgy Queen
And finally...
Canadian Primatial Liturgy Queen
How sensible. While the Americans are clamoring for a Primatial Vicar, the Canadians get something much more useful. I propose that this office be established immediately.
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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Brown will give up Cod
Is he going vegetarian then?
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Eutychus
From the edge
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quote:
Originally posted by comet:
that thread is a gift.
Indeed.
bizarre use of a Scot
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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Alright, since no one else seems to be going for it...
Growing an anglo catholic churchgeek
Do not plant in direct sunlight. Best environment is indoors and smoky. Water frequently with small amounts of holy water; feed daily with the Sacrament.
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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gizzie
Ship's interpreter
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I see Paris, I see the coiled spring
a prophetic word..?
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basso
Ship’s Crypt Keeper
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quote:
Originally posted by churchgeek:
Best environment is indoors and smoky.
![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Incense & Thuribles Petrified
![[Eek!]](eek.gif) How long has it been since you used them?!? -- Never mind, I hear ethanol will clean them right up.
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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I see Paris, I see...Goar
That would be 'gore', I presume.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Janine
The Endless Simmer
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Return of the Fitness... Earwig
Well, yeah, I guess the sudden appearance of an Earwig would lead to lots of aerobic activity for some folks.
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I'm a Fundagelical Evangimentalist. What are you?
Take Me Home * My Heart * An hour with Rich Mullins *
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seasick
...over the edge
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Bizarre 'use' of a... Wet Kipper
I don't even want to think about that...
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We believe there is, and always was, in every Christian Church, ... an outward priesthood, ordained by Jesus Christ, and an outward sacrifice offered therein. - John Wesley
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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Bizarre "use" of a Scot
Nessie bait.
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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fisher
Shipmate
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Kids These Days Just Coincidence?
I think there's generally a better explanation for them, and one that's been true for quite a while now...
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"Down, down, presumptuous human reason!" But somehow they found out I was not a real bishop at all G. K. Chesterton
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
# 6075
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Pick up thy board,... the giant cheeseburger
The giant cheeseboard
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
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quote:
Originally posted by To The Pain:
I wasn't quick enough the first time I posted on the thread but...
Barbeque, BBQ, barbecue,... To The Pain
...I mentioned my fascination with pain, death, blades, blood and fire, right?
I just thought it was too much cayenne! aka "South-West Chile Macho".
Other People are not like Iole Nui
that's true, they mostly have fewer vowels.
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Knopwood
Shipmate
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Why can't the Vatican Divine Outlaw Dwarf
My dear, they're not nearly Catholic enough.
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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oh c'mon gang! there's gold in them thar hills!
When you're hanging comet
...be sure to tape her mouth shut as she has a way of weaseling herself around to be on everyone's side of an argument....
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
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Abortion and the bigger Socratic-enigma
That's major metaphysics, I think.
Using Incense in the Stranger in a strange land
Thou art God, and therefore I cense thee?
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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
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kentishmaid
Shipmate
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Abortion and the bigger comet
I didn't know they were combining it with space travel, these days.
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"Who'll be the lady, who'll be the lord, when we are ruled by the love of one another?"
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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Baptist Church Visit A Feminine Force
Has she enough teacups for the whole denomination?
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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
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Using incense in the...Choirboy.
On the Choirboy, no problem, but in ?
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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.
--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
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Double posting for the irresistable:
How will you celebrate the...Lowly Worm.
It will be a subdued, but heartfelt, affair.
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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.
--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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When You're Hanging mirrizin
Wait a minute...isn't this kinda like that "when did you start cheating on your wife" question? I think I object to the assumption that underlies that comment!!!
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Stevie Boy Wonder
Shipmate
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What do we do with... pimple
Well, your main options are to apply some cream, or squeeze and be done with it...
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Jesus saves. But in the current economic climate, His pension probably won't be enough for eternity...
Also by the same author
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Mentally Ill Students... Moo
Those are the ones you gotta watch.
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This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...
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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
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Reserved Sacrament...Pearl B4 Swine.
Hey now, watch what you're calling the housebound!
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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.
--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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quote:
Originally posted by MouseThief:
Mentally Ill Students... Moo
Those are the ones you gotta watch.
Dammit, MT - you beat me to it! that is my favorite one EVER.
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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quote:
Originally posted by infinite_monkey:
Using incense in the...Choirboy.
On the Choirboy, no problem, but in ?
Sure! They inhale so much of it, might as well recycle! Just have a choirboy go exhale on the congregation e the priest is censing the altar.
What do we do with Mama Thomas
We celebrate the Mass! He'll do most of the talking, but our parts are in boldface in the service leaflet.
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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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Highest church in the Cardinal Pole Vault
Hey, now that's a game we haven't yet tried in the Circus!
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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Uncle Pete
Loyaute me lie
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quote:
Originally posted by comet:
quote:
Originally posted by MouseThief:
Mentally Ill Students... Moo
Those are the ones you gotta watch.
Dammit, MT - you beat me to it! that is my favorite one EVER.
Well, that certainly made me snort my tea!
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Even more so than I was before
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
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The New, Improved Halo
with Dura-shine™!
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Stevie Boy Wonder
Shipmate
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Stoles, stoles and Saint Bertelin
That's got to be the easiest "odd one out" competition I've seen in a long while...
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Jesus saves. But in the current economic climate, His pension probably won't be enough for eternity...
Also by the same author
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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Children / Youth Services Curiosity killed.....
Well, serves you right for making church so interesting - that's dangerous, don't you know.
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
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20-year Episcopal Priest Matins
That's way too long a sermon!
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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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How a Messiah can get infinite_monkey
He can find a boy with 5 loaves and 2 monkeys, and take it from there?
(This thread will be fun for us I'm sure)
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Choirboy
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by churchgeek:
quote:
Originally posted by infinite_monkey:
Using incense in the...Choirboy.
On the Choirboy, no problem, but in ?
Sure! They inhale so much of it, might as well recycle! Just have a choirboy go exhale on the congregation e the priest is censing the altar.
Yikes! I'll be sure to have a breath mint first as well. ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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When you're hanging infinite_monkey
You need a very, very, very long rope!
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This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...
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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
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Get out of the priesthood...the silent acolyte.
Speak up or ship out.
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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.
--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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To be or not to be... Liopleurodon
Can't do much about it, can you? It's evolution.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
# 11333
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To be or not to be...Cod.
Pro: Breathes under water. Con: Gets fried with chips.
Hmm.
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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.
--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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I Don't Care if You're the Bede's American Successor
Especially given that I don't even know who the original Bede was...
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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