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Thread: Grandson of FLP (Famous Last Posts!)
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Triple Tiara
Ship's Papabile
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Lutheran "Fathers" Canute the Holy
- heh, I though it was a Calvinist who would father a predestined saint
[ 20. June 2007, 23:26: Message edited by: Triple Tiara ]
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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AngloCat shacks with Liturgy Queen
Two ways to read this:
--AngloCatholic parishes feature liturgy queens, in which case it's hardly news; and
--someone called/going by AngloCat shacking up with someone named Liturgy Queen, in which case it sounds like an excellent pairing!
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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
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The purpose of the Sharkshooter
Is... to shoot sharks. Duh.
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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.
--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Eternal damnation for Mousethief
Yeah, well, can't say I didn't see it coming.
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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Eternal damnation for Cardinal Pole Vault
Track and Field competition is a mortal sin?!? ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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coping with elderly Otter(s)
I hate it when they can't find their own seaweed beds anymore. and then they want you to chew their mussels for them. *sigh* and grandma started peeing in the tide bed last night.
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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Can this really be comet?
Well, it could be a shooting star...
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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When you're hanging Auntie Doris
Make sure that knot is very, very securely tied!
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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Can this really be Amazing Grace?
No. It's just an illusion. Try again...
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Pure Sunshine
Shipmate
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Ship of Fools - your Pearl b4 Swine
*sigh* some people on these boards are so underappreciated ....
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Pure Sunshine by name, and sometimes by nature.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Happy 100th Birthday Chorister
You don't look a day over 98, dear.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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One click on "Boards Home" turned up this wealth of FLPs:
eternal damnation for Laura
I suggest people stop posting on that thread - there seem to be consequences...
Can this really be RooK
If you have to ask...
The Dreaded Red Sober Preacher's Kid
Sober and red?!?
Paul and women (flickering flame)
Ah, there's been a batch of extra-canonical letters found!
Things you never want... Cod
'Tis true - I never liked seafood.
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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Even better! Now it's
Eternal damnation for Manx Tabby
I'm sure I've made similar pronouncements on my own tabby at times...
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Does anybody else see the thread title
Eternal damnation for a wank
And think, "That sounds like a good trade. I didn't want this eternal damnation anyway"?
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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quote:
Originally posted by churchgeek:
One click on "Boards Home" turned up this wealth of FLPs:
eternal damnation for Laura
I suggest people stop posting on that thread - there seem to be consequences...
Can this really be RooK
If you have to ask...
The Dreaded Red Sober Preacher's Kid
Sober and red?!?
Paul and women (flickering flame)
Ah, there's been a batch of extra-canonical letters found!
Things you never want... Cod
'Tis true - I never liked seafood.
You should have ended that post with BINGO!!!
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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dj_ordinaire
Host
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I suppose I oughta point out the dreaded red dj_ordinaire - a fine affirmation of my terrifying Socialist credentials!
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Flinging wide the gates...
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Return of the Latin tomb
Hic jacet mus ereptor?
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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I'm not your f***ing Moo
I mean...do I really look like a cow?!?
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
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Eternal Damnation for...Affirming Catholic.
Ouch.
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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.
--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
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I can't resist this "own goal"
Ten Carmandments from Henry Troup
so here they are. Discussion somewhere else...
1. Signal your !@#$ turns before, not after.
2. There are at least two pedals in your car; learn to use them both.
3. Park the $#%^#$ cellphone.
4. Tinted windows and windshields are a dumb idea; other drivers should be able to see if you are looking at traffic or reading Playboy at the wheel.
5. Mirror, signal, blindspot, then move when safe. Do it with some panache.
6. Two seconds following time - it's not that hard a concept. Don't try to "push" me to go faster.
7. Other drivers, pedestrians, cyclists, sheep, squirrels, and everything else on the road have their objectives, too. Yours are not automatically more important.
8. Would it hurt you to wash that thing now and then?
9. Strange noises, drips, vapours, smoke, and the like are your car's way to telling you it's sick. Get it competent help when it needs it.
10. The rules are only a guideline; but have good reasons if you bend or break them.
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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Does anyone else just Doublethink
Yes.
I mean no.
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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy
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Spiffy
Ship's WonderSheep
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Eternal Damnation for (Father Gregory)
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Looking for a simple solution to all life's problems? We are proud to present obstinate denial. Accept no substitute. Accept nothing.
--Night Vale Radio Twitter Account
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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Meat with the blood Scarlett
Is vastly superior to cheese with the fuzz chartreuse.
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Knopwood
Shipmate
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Thurifers doing The Silent Acolyte
Hmmm, in our diocese, that would violate the Sexual Misconduct Policy.
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Sir Kevin
Ship's Gaffer
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![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
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If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Writing is currently my hobby, not yet my profession.
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Worm in the Grass
Shipmate
# 10999
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Deacons of honour for St Bertelin
Well, of course and in Ecclesiantics we'll soon have lots of advice on how many, and what they should wear, and where they should stand, and what they should carry and when they should bow whilst honouring this wonderful saint!
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Christian satire attracts people who are serious about religion. It's a method of coping with the difference between what religion ought to be about and what it is. (Jengie Jon)
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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Eternal Damnation for Papio
Well, if he's screwed, we're all screwed. ![[Help]](graemlins/help.gif)
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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El Greco
Shipmate
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Adultery: To tell, or...
saysay
Well, if you insist...
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Ξέρω εγώ κάτι που μπορούσε, Καίσαρ, να σας σώσει.
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luvanddaisies
the'fun'in'fundie'™
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Anglo-cat shacks with luvanddaisies...
...or, in fact, with anyone else who cares to post on the thread in Eccles.
Slapper ![[Two face]](graemlins/scot_twoface.gif)
[ 27. June 2007, 14:46: Message edited by: luvanddaisies ]
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"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." (Mark Twain)
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
# 11014
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When Radicals Walked mirrizin
...straining against a collar made entirely of hemp.
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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wesleyswig
Shipmate
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The new, improved Wesleyswig
Gracious where to start on improvements.....
Regards
John
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"I am still a Methodist, You can never get it's special glow out of your blood" Ellen Wilkinson
Read my ramblings
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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The barman gave me Mousethief
That was heck of a rodent cocktail!
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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Eagle swings hot jedijudy
For once the bald headed eagle has her by the light! ![[Snigger]](graemlins/snigger.gif)
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Looking forward to my rock moving closer again.
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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When you're hanging Josephine... What!!?
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Arabella visits the... Arabella Purity Winterbottom
Visiting oneself is certainly a good idea - plus you know what to expect.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Manipled Mutineer
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by Liturgy Queen:
Thurifers doing The Silent Acolyte
Hmmm, in our diocese, that would violate the Sexual Misconduct Policy.
Oh. I thought it was a dance rather like the Frug, but with more arm movement.
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Collecting Catholic and Anglo-
Catholic books
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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How will you celebrate Sir Kevin
Well, I guess knighting him's been done...
(But I suspect he'd appreciate just a nice party!)
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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How will you celebrate Marmot
Like this.
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Wet Kipper
Circus Runaway
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What music is playing....Lady in Red
Aaaaaargh, Chirs de burgh !!
Turn it off ![[Mad]](angryfire.gif)
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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Mentally Ill Students Duck
Perhaps they see some incoming projectile that none of us will detect until it's too late? ![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif)
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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My dream job is... churchgeek
Off to seminary, then!
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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