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Thread: Grandson of FLP (Famous Last Posts!)
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Why can't RC Priests... Sober Preacher's Kid
Dunno. Do you?
Well, they could start by giving the kid communion only in one kind...
I couldn't help myself:
God will hold YOU accountable churchgeek
![[Ultra confused]](graemlins/confused2.gif) I hope God doesn't mind rambling, wordy posts on Ship of Fools, then, because if so, I'm doomed!
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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luvanddaisies
the'fun'in'fundie'™
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Posted
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Originally posted by Wesley J:
I lost my cherry to... Erin
Some like it hot.
![[Eek!]](eek.gif) ![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
'Twould be an experience to remember, methinks ![[Biased]](wink.gif) ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Posted
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Originally posted by The Great Gumby:
That thread's just going to keep on giving.
On that note--
I lost my cherry to... Divine Outlaw Dwarf
We needed a stepladder, but it was heaven! ![[Yipee]](graemlins/spin.gif)
[ 15. July 2007, 19:09: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Timothy the Obscure
Mostly Friendly
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I want to understand Timothy the Obscure
If I wanted you to understand, I wouldn't be Obscure!
(Like I was going to let somebody else get this one...)
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When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion.
- C. P. Snow
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Do not. DO NOT. Post on the wierd animal sex thread in Heaven.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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Weird animal sex Lowly Worm
followed immediately by,
Weird animal sex MouseThief
first you find a worm...
or maybe steal a mouse...
(now it's Weird animal sex (comet) which makes me think, "yes please!")
excellent crosspost! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
[ 16. July 2007, 04:28: Message edited by: comet ]
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Barnabas62
Shipmate
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Papio:
My God, My God, Barnabas62
Didn't realise that Barney was God. You learn something new every day.
Well, there's also been My God, My God, andreas1984 .... How does that float your boat?
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Who is it that you seek? How then shall we live? How shall we sing the Lord's song in a strange land?
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Barnabas62
Shipmate
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Yipes! Now I've suckered myself!
Worship a mad God or Barnabas62
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Who is it that you seek? How then shall we live? How shall we sing the Lord's song in a strange land?
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
# 5713
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I want to understand Lots of Yay
I'd be happy to understand any.
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Trudy Scrumptious
BBE Shieldmaiden
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My favourite "Lost My Cherry" FLP is
I lost my cherry
To Filius Luciferi
...because it's got a good beat and you can dance to it.
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Books and things.
I lied. There are no things. Just books.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Posted
In Europe, God call me Numpty
Me so depressed. What him thinking?
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Inexpensive northerly Saint Bertelin
I assume we're referring to the trade in relics of lesser-known saints, and not our dearly beloved shipmate?!
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Mrs. Candle
Shipmate
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Posted
Weird animal sex
Cardinal Pole Vault
I've seen bluejays do some pretty weird stuff but this...
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Posted
I lost my cherry to... GoodCatholicLad
Whom I hope you are married to!
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
# 5713
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Gordon Cheng:
There's only one right...Gordon Cheng
And I am wondering if people here can guess which one it is.
This one?
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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I want to understand.. Karl: Liberal Backslider
Many have tried, few have succeeded!
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http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
# 5557
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Posted
Time we confronted Professor Kirke
We know about that flask in your desk... and the one in your coat pocket... and the one in your academic hood...
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
# 3722
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I lost my cherry to Sine Nomine
And his ice cream fork.
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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
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Left at the Altar
Ship's Siren
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Posted
I want to understand Babybear
Well, she doesn't like her porridge too hot, or too cold, or too salty. She likes it "Just right".
And her bed shouldn't be too hard, or too soft, or too lumpy, but "just right".
And her seat shouldn't be too big, or too hard, but "just right".
And she is stalked by a home-invader with blonde locks.
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Evangeline
Shipmate
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Self-rejection is...just call me Numpty
yes it's certainly not a nice way to talk about yourself.
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Legodude_uk
Protector of Zebras
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Posted
How often do you Boopy
Well at least once a day, more usually... especially if it was a curry the night before!!!
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If a man is standing in a forest speaking but there are no women around to hear him...is he still wrong?
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
# 582
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Posted
England finally goes.. Fifi
I do understand, I often go a bit Fifi myself.
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I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.
http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/
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Zoey
Broken idealist
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Posted
Our God is ... Lumpy da Moose
Well, I know moose are considered pretty sacred by a number of Shipmates, so that part seems fair enough. But where did you get the idea that God's name is Lumpy?
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Pay no mind, I'm doing fine, I'm breathing on my own.
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Gill H
Shipmate
# 68
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Reminds me of a song!
"Lord, Your name is Lumpy
Lord, Your name is Lumpy
Lumpy Lord, we love You Lord
We glorify and praise your Moosely Name ..."
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*sigh* We can’t all be Alan Cresswell.
- Lyda Rose
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comet
Snowball in Hell
# 10353
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Posted
Mormon baptism Tubbs
Do they use bathtubs? old galvanized tubs? I'm trying to picture this.
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
# 11014
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Posted
I want to understand Grits
Seriously! How can anyone stand the salty, buttery mush?
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by comet:
Mormon baptism Tubbs
Do they use bathtubs? old galvanized tubs? I'm trying to picture this.
When we can't get to the creek up in the mountains near our historic chapel (or the creek is frozen over), we have been known to use a molded plastic horse trough for adult baptisms. ![[Hot and Hormonal]](icon_redface.gif)
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Posted
The new, improved Josephine
<sings>
Don't go changin' to try and please me
You never let me down before, mmmm
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Triple Tiara
Ship's Papabile
# 9556
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Posted
Why did Moses do a Zealot en vacance Because he was tired of the desert after 40 years?
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I'm a Roman. You may call me Caligula.
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
# 5713
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Posted
England finally goes Matt Black
no doubt a consequence of the lousy weather.
[ 20. July 2007, 12:30: Message edited by: Sioni Sais ]
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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rugasaw
Shipmate
# 7315
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Posted
Rosencrantz or Guildenstien ... crowsnest
I find that the Rosencrantz crowsnest completely outshines the Guildenstien model.
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Treat the earth well, It was not given to you by your parents. It was loaned to you by your children. -Unknown
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
# 6075
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Posted
Why did Moses do a... Lamb Chopped
DIY, of course: quote:
Take a bunch of hyssop, dip it into the blood in the basin and put some of the blood on the top and on both sides of the doorframe. (Exodus 12:22)
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Left at the Altar
Ship's Siren
# 5077
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Posted
Who's gonna die in the giant cheeseburger
Um ... Cheesy? I haven't seen him around these parts for a while.
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Still pretty Amazing, but no longer Mavis.
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
# 6075
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Who's gonna die in... comet
Hope it ain't gonna crash down on us!
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Triple Tiara
Ship's Papabile
# 9556
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Posted
elders and deacons ken
och aye, they didna ken, but they ken the noo
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Timothy the Obscure
Mostly Friendly
# 292
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Posted
Our God is Liverpool fan
And we pronounce all Arsenalist heretics anathema...
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When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion.
- C. P. Snow
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comet
Snowball in Hell
# 10353
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dangit, Timothy - you beat me to it.
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Triple Tiara
Ship's Papabile
# 9556
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Posted
Ha! and now we have:
Were people saved by custard
at the same times as
Harry Potter teaches andreas1984
well, he does fancy himself as a bit of a wiz kid
[ 21. July 2007, 19:49: Message edited by: Triple Tiara ]
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I'm a Roman. You may call me Caligula.
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comet
Snowball in Hell
# 10353
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Posted
it's Pottermania on the Ship!
Harry Potter - the Jester
which is great, but I want to see how we can get DOD to post on that one.
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Triple Tiara
Ship's Papabile
# 9556
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Posted
well, maybe the next best thing:
Harry Potter - the Drifting Star
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I'm a Roman. You may call me Caligula.
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
# 473
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Triple Tiara:
Were people saved by custard
No, they came to a sticky end.
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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Groan! ![[Snigger]](graemlins/snigger.gif)
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Spiffy
Ship's WonderSheep
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Posted
I can see why some want the... (GoodCatholicLad)
*squints* Nah, I can't see it.
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Looking for a simple solution to all life's problems? We are proud to present obstinate denial. Accept no substitute. Accept nothing.
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Worm in the Grass
Shipmate
# 10999
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Posted
Just logged on to find ....
were people saved by churchgeek
[ 22. July 2007, 08:15: Message edited by: Worm in the Grass ]
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Christian satire attracts people who are serious about religion. It's a method of coping with the difference between what religion ought to be about and what it is. (Jengie Jon)
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
# 582
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Our God is... Beautiful Dreamer
Well now, that sounds like pretty good theology to me.
and:
Get out of the priesthood Filius Luciferi
and while I'm at it, get thee behind me Satan too.
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I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.
http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/
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Worm in the Grass
Shipmate
# 10999
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Posted
and now I've found
were people saved by Andreas1984
I wouldn't know for sure and he is a bit brash sometimes, at least mostly good-hearted and charitable so it is possible that he's contributing to people's salavation
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Christian satire attracts people who are serious about religion. It's a method of coping with the difference between what religion ought to be about and what it is. (Jengie Jon)
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