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Thread: Grandson of FLP (Famous Last Posts!)
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churchgeek
 Have candles, will pray
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Get out of the priesthood Amazing Grace
But without grace, there is no priesthood... Or did I enroll in the wrong Sacraments class?
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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Harry Potter teaches Welsh Dragon
Don't dragons already speak Parseltongue? If so, I suppose it must be getting English lessons.
-------------------- Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy
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mousethief
 Ship's Thieving Rodent
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What's the strangest Amanda B. Recondwyth
I imagine ours is about as strange as they come. ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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Esmeralda
 Ship's token UK Mennonite
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quote: Originally posted by Eutychus: Harry Potter teaches Welsh Dragon
Don't dragons already speak Parseltongue? If so, I suppose it must be getting English lessons.
No, no, you've got it all wrong. Snakes speak Parseltongue! Dragons don't speak at all - they don't need to (why speak when you can breathe fire?) [ 23. July 2007, 22:38: Message edited by: Esmeralda ]
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wesleyswig
Shipmate
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Are All Christian Unions...(Fight Club for the Soul)
Regards John
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Esmeralda
 Ship's token UK Mennonite
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Ms.. Ken
Well I suppose a gender-neutral title might be a good way of solving all the problems...
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dolphy
 Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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Flooded UK.. Sinking Pants
![[Biased]](wink.gif)
-------------------- Looking forward to my rock moving closer again.
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luvanddaisies
 the'fun'in'fundie'™
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Single Christian Woman - Chukovsky That could create some confusion - especially for her other half...
quote: Originally posted by dolphy: Flooded UK.. Sinking Pants
I've made a thread that's contributes to Famous Last Posts.
I'm so proud ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
-------------------- "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." (Mark Twain)
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Autenrieth Road
 Shipmate
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Were people saved by Wink Murder
So far, only the murderer.
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Triple Tiara
 Ship's Papabile
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This really sounded like pure gobbledygook when I read it:
Tammy Faye Messner Eutychus
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mousethief
 Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Rotten Sinner seeks Sir Pellinore (ret'd)
Almost a quest, you might say.
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Janine
 The Endless Simmer
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Heaven thread --
It just doesn't go... Petrified
Oh, honey. Sorry to hear it.
They make pills for that, you know.
-------------------- I'm a Fundagelical Evangimentalist. What are you? Take Me Home * My Heart * An hour with Rich Mullins *
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Petrified
 Ship’s ballast
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Is everyone else waiting for Custard to post on the
Just desserts or Cruel...
thread? ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
-------------------- At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock. SoF a "prick against Bigotterie"
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dolphy
 Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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I want to understand...dolphy
Something I have been trying to do for the past 40 years! ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
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Bullfrog.
 Prophetic Amphibian
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Calling Mad Geo to Beautiful Dreamer
Beautiful dreamer, wake unto me, Starlight and dewdrops are waiting for thee...
-------------------- Some say that man is the root of all evil Others say God's a drunkard for pain Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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Calling Mad Geo to... Mad Geo
Well, we all knew it would come to this.
-------------------- “Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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Hazey*Jane
 Ship's Biscuit Crumbs
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Rotten sinner seeks... Spike
That sounds a rather drastic intervention.
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mousethief
 Ship's Thieving Rodent
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quote: Originally posted by lady in red: It just doesn't go Moo
That's because it's a sheep. It goes baaa instead
Damn your eyes! I've been waiting for that one since I started that thread! ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
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dolphy
 Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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I want to understand....jedijudy
She's not that hard to figure out really.
-------------------- Looking forward to my rock moving closer again.
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dolphy
 Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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I want to understand...Ariel
It's really quite simple, just add it to your washing (if you have water!), and see your whites turn whiter!
-------------------- Looking forward to my rock moving closer again.
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The Scrumpmeister
Ship’s Taverner
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Help! I'm no longer...Plato's cat
Then whose cat are you?
-------------------- If Christ is not fully human, humankind is not fully saved. - St John of Saint-Denis
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gizzie
 Ship's interpreter
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Help, I´m no longer ...andreas 1984
Time marches on....
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Spiffy
Ship's WonderSheep
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Currently my main page displays:
Kerygmania and extra-biblical (Grits)
and
Seen any disturbing (Mousethief)
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El Greco
Shipmate
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What about
Microsoft Vista Gort
The New Generation of Windows. Armored against all malicious software.
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Bullfrog.
 Prophetic Amphibian
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Giving and/or Taking Gwai
Hey! That's my wife you're talking about!
-------------------- Some say that man is the root of all evil Others say God's a drunkard for pain Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Eutychus
From the edge
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quote: Originally posted by Saint Bertelin: Help! I'm no longer...Plato's cat
Then whose cat are you?
Came here to post that. Surely the answer is clear:
Schroëdinger's ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
-------------------- Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy
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El Greco
Shipmate
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Grandson of FLP Famous Eutychus
Yes, that's right! The Famous Eutychus is the grandson of FLP!
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Esmeralda
 Ship's token UK Mennonite
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BBC Heroes: Ariel
Yes, Ariel is indeed the name of the Eric Gill sculpture above the entrance to Broadcasting House. Well spotted.
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comet
 Snowball in Hell
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I love dogwonderer, but this still makes me laugh:
Is religion about avoiding dogwonderer ?
heh... NAW! I don't go to Church just 'cause it's the one place I know I wont find DW! of course not! ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
-------------------- Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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comet
 Snowball in Hell
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Even better!
Is religion about avoiding... Filius Luciferi
-------------------- Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Barnabas62
Shipmate
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Hot damn! comet, you beat me by a nose! Aren't both of those great?
-------------------- Who is it that you seek? How then shall we live? How shall we sing the Lord's song in a strange land?
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Bullfrog.
 Prophetic Amphibian
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Is Religion about Avoiding Lamb Chopped
Of course! We always eat our lamb whole. It's the only proper way to eat lamb!
-------------------- Some say that man is the root of all evil Others say God's a drunkard for pain Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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dolphy
 Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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For I am a man...Ebeth
If that is so, I hope you are a New Balanced one ![[Biased]](wink.gif) [ 28. July 2007, 17:21: Message edited by: dolphy ]
-------------------- Looking forward to my rock moving closer again.
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Triple Tiara
 Ship's Papabile
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Another one from the "Is religion thread". For it to work as it did in my head you have to insert the pause at the right place:
Is religion about avoiding Real Ale(?) - Methodist
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Triple Tiara
 Ship's Papabile
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And now we have
Is anyone correcting Mad Geo
Many have tried...... ![[Snigger]](graemlins/snigger.gif) [ 28. July 2007, 18:56: Message edited by: Triple Tiara ]
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El Greco
Shipmate
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father Triple Tiara, why don't Roman Catholics jlg? If only you jlged...
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mousethief
 Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Help! I'm no longer justlooking
I'll be right with you, sir, as soon as I help this customer.
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Triple Tiara
 Ship's Papabile
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Meaningless! Mousethief
![[Snigger]](graemlins/snigger.gif)
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Spike
 Mostly Harmless
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Religious word of the chorister
Rubbish. I've never known a chorister to say anything remotely religious. [ 28. July 2007, 22:04: Message edited by: Spike ]
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HenryT
 Canadian Anglican
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Harry Potter teaches MouseThief
... to fly a broomstick? ... to perform the confundus charm? ... how to reach platform 9 3/4?
-------------------- "Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Recommendations for MouseThief
(in case HP runs out of material...)
Go easy on the cashews, Coolers™, and one-liners ![[Biased]](wink.gif) [ 29. July 2007, 06:06: Message edited by: Eutychus ]
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The Scrumpmeister
Ship’s Taverner
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What time is Midnight...Max.
Is that like Midnight Mass on steroids?
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mousethief
 Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Muslims: what do we ken
nae muckle.
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