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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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Get out of the priesthood Amazing Grace

But without grace, there is no priesthood... Or did I enroll in the wrong Sacraments class?

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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Eutychus
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Harry Potter teaches Welsh Dragon

Don't dragons already speak Parseltongue? If so, I suppose it must be getting English lessons.

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mousethief

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What's the strangest Amanda B. Recondwyth

I imagine ours is about as strange as they come. [Razz]

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Esmeralda

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quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:
Harry Potter teaches Welsh Dragon

Don't dragons already speak Parseltongue? If so, I suppose it must be getting English lessons.

No, no, you've got it all wrong. Snakes speak Parseltongue! Dragons don't speak at all - they don't need to (why speak when you can breathe fire?)

[ 23. July 2007, 22:38: Message edited by: Esmeralda ]

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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Were people saved by Anselm

Sounds like a new twist on a very old dead horse...

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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wesleyswig
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Are All Christian Unions...(Fight Club for the Soul)

[Killing me]

Regards
John

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Esmeralda

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Ms.. Ken

Well I suppose a gender-neutral title might be a good way of solving all the problems...

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dolphy

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Flooded UK.. Sinking Pants

[Biased]

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luvanddaisies

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Single Christian Woman - Chukovsky
That could create some confusion - especially for her other half...

quote:
Originally posted by dolphy:
Flooded UK.. Sinking Pants
[Biased]

I've made a thread that's contributes to Famous Last Posts.

I'm so proud [Big Grin]

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Autenrieth Road

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Were people saved by Wink Murder

So far, only the murderer.

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Triple Tiara

Ship's Papabile
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This really sounded like pure gobbledygook when I read it:

Tammy Faye Messner Eutychus

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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Rotten Sinner seeks Lamb Chopped

...for good times and culinary pleasure.

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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mousethief

Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Rotten Sinner seeks Sir Pellinore (ret'd)

Almost a quest, you might say.

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Janine

The Endless Simmer
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Heaven thread --

It just doesn't go... Petrified

Oh, honey. Sorry to hear it.

They make pills for that, you know.

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Take Me Home * My Heart * An hour with Rich Mullins *

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la vie en rouge
Parisienne
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It just doesn't go Moo

That's because it's a sheep. It goes baaa instead

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Petrified

Ship’s ballast
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Is everyone else waiting for Custard to post on the

Just desserts or Cruel...

thread? [Big Grin]

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SoF a "prick against Bigotterie"

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dolphy

Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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I want to understand...dolphy

Something I have been trying to do for the past 40 years! [Roll Eyes]

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Zappa
Ship's Wake
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[You don't look a day over 39 [Biased] ]

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and mayhap this too: http://broken-moments.blogspot.co.nz/

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Bullfrog.

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Calling Mad Geo to Beautiful Dreamer

Beautiful dreamer, wake unto me, Starlight and dewdrops are waiting for thee...

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Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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  Calling Mad Geo to... Mad Geo


Well, we all knew it would come to this.

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Hazey*Jane

Ship's Biscuit Crumbs
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Rotten sinner seeks... Spike

That sounds a rather drastic intervention. [Ultra confused]

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mousethief

Ship's Thieving Rodent
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quote:
Originally posted by lady in red:
It just doesn't go Moo

That's because it's a sheep. It goes baaa instead

Damn your eyes! I've been waiting for that one since I started that thread! [Mad] [Biased]

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dolphy

Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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I want to understand....jedijudy

She's not that hard to figure out really.

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dolphy

Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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I want to understand...Ariel

It's really quite simple, just add it to your washing (if you have water!), and see your whites turn whiter!

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The Scrumpmeister
Ship’s Taverner
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Help! I'm no longer...Plato's cat

Then whose cat are you?

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gizzie

Ship's interpreter
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Help, I´m no longer ...andreas 1984

Time marches on....

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Spiffy
Ship's WonderSheep
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Currently my main page displays:

Kerygmania and extra-biblical (Grits)

and

Seen any disturbing (Mousethief)

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El Greco
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What about

Microsoft Vista Gort

The New Generation of Windows. Armored against all malicious software.

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Ξέρω εγώ κάτι που μπορούσε, Καίσαρ, να σας σώσει.

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Bullfrog.

Prophetic Amphibian
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Giving and/or Taking Gwai

Hey! That's my wife you're talking about!

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Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg

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Eutychus
From the edge
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quote:
Originally posted by Saint Bertelin:
Help! I'm no longer...Plato's cat

Then whose cat are you?

Came here to post that. Surely the answer is clear:

Schroëdinger's [Razz]

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El Greco
Shipmate
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Grandson of FLP Famous Eutychus

Yes, that's right! The Famous Eutychus is the grandson of FLP!

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Ξέρω εγώ κάτι που μπορούσε, Καίσαρ, να σας σώσει.

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Esmeralda

Ship's token UK Mennonite
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BBC Heroes: Ariel

Yes, Ariel is indeed the name of the Eric Gill sculpture above the entrance to Broadcasting House. Well spotted.

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comet

Snowball in Hell
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I love dogwonderer, but this still makes me laugh:

Is religion about avoiding dogwonderer ?

heh... NAW! I don't go to Church just 'cause it's the one place I know I wont find DW! of course not! [Biased]

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"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin

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comet

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Even better!

Is religion about avoiding... Filius Luciferi

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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions

"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin

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Barnabas62
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Hot damn! comet, you beat me by a nose! Aren't both of those great?

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Esmeralda

Ship's token UK Mennonite
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England finally goes... Stars

That'll be the day!

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Bullfrog.

Prophetic Amphibian
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Is Religion about Avoiding Lamb Chopped

Of course! We always eat our lamb whole. It's the only proper way to eat lamb!

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Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
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dolphy

Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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For I am a man...Ebeth

If that is so, I hope you are a New Balanced one [Biased]

[ 28. July 2007, 17:21: Message edited by: dolphy ]

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Triple Tiara

Ship's Papabile
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Another one from the "Is religion thread". For it to work as it did in my head you have to insert the pause at the right place:

Is religion about avoiding Real Ale(?) - Methodist

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Triple Tiara

Ship's Papabile
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And now we have

Is anyone correcting Mad Geo

Many have tried...... [Snigger]

[ 28. July 2007, 18:56: Message edited by: Triple Tiara ]

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El Greco
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father Triple Tiara, why don't Roman Catholics jlg? If only you jlged...
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mousethief

Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Help! I'm no longer justlooking

I'll be right with you, sir, as soon as I help this customer.

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Triple Tiara

Ship's Papabile
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Meaningless! Mousethief

[Snigger]

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Spike

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Religious word of the chorister

Rubbish. I've never known a chorister to say anything remotely religious.

[ 28. July 2007, 22:04: Message edited by: Spike ]

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HenryT

Canadian Anglican
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Harry Potter teaches MouseThief

... to fly a broomstick? ... to perform the confundus charm? ... how to reach platform 9 3/4?

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Eutychus
From the edge
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Recommendations for MouseThief

(in case HP runs out of material...)

Go easy on the cashews, Coolers™, and one-liners [Biased]

[ 29. July 2007, 06:06: Message edited by: Eutychus ]

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rosamundi

Ship's lacemaker
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Is religion about avoiding TubaMirum

I don't think so.

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Keren-Happuch

Ship's Eyeshadow
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The nature of Ship Custard

Well, it's slightly softer than Ship's biscuit.

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EXCESS - The Art of Treason
Nea Fox

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The Scrumpmeister
Ship’s Taverner
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What time is Midnight...Max.

Is that like Midnight Mass on steroids?

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mousethief

Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Muslims: what do we ken

nae muckle.

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