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mousethief

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Bumper crop! First, two at a time (simultaneous although not consecutive):

It just doesn't go Mousethief
England finally goes RooK

and then this gem:

Crappy Choruses & Cantiones Sacrae

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Father, Son or dogwonderer

Spot the odd one out!

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Adeodatus
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Is anyone correcting Adeodatus

At their peril! At their flaming peril!!

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mousethief

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Real witchcraft... Lamb Chopped

For your convenience. Now in convenient 1-pound containers.

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kentishmaid
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Spotted in Styx this morning:

Ship Stats .... Not Too Bad

Ah, well that's all right then. Although we could do better!

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wesleyswig
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The nature of Ship (Doublethink)
Spotted this morning. This is not 1984 or a Brave New World... nothing to see here ... please move along and get back to your relevant sector.

Regards
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Mrs. Candle
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In Purgatory...

Should people have the Giant Cheeseburger

and

Should people have Custard

[ 31. July 2007, 20:01: Message edited by: Badfundie ]

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mousethief

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This is too good:

Is Liberal Theology the Bede's American Successor[?]

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Zappa
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On the other hand, Is evangelical theology ... sharktacos is a question that has not necessarily leapt to my hermeneutical attention

[ 01. August 2007, 07:48: Message edited by: Zappa ]

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rosamundi

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Christian MP found The Bede's American Successor

But I didn't know he was lost.

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Hazey*Jane

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Priest Goes Ballistic Over... GoodCatholicLad

That seems unlikely, surely? [Confused]

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Quercus
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Daily Office Refreshed ... Greyface

Good. He's been looking a bit off-colour recently.

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"I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?"

Death thought about it. CATS, he said eventually, CATS ARE NICE.

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I was going to post the same of 'Carys'. How pious.

Thurible

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Quercus
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Recipe Thread - the Dormouse

Mm, tasty. And he looks so sweet on the serving dish with a carrot in his mouth. Leg, anyone?

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"I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?"

Death thought about it. CATS, he said eventually, CATS ARE NICE.

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seasick

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Christian MP found Thurible

I do hope he returned it, being a Christian and all...

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Quercus
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quote:
Originally posted by seasick:
Christian MP found Thurible

I do hope he returned it, being a Christian and all...

I am a man, I was on my own and found myself with a thurible, it was only natural.

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"I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?"

Death thought about it. CATS, he said eventually, CATS ARE NICE.

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Firenze

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Celebrity crushes Tubbs

Robbie Coltrane? Jade Goody?

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Zappa
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Christian MP found ... Choirboy do not go there.

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mousethief

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Swap the sausages and wet kipper

From our new book, Recipe Substitutions That Went Bad

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Bullfrog.

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Are Liberal Christians mirrizin?

Now, mirrizin is certainly a liberal Christian, but I think what you've got there is a wossname logical fallacy.

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gizzie

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Christian MP found petrified

rather OTT punishment..

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comet

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Dangit, Gizzie beat me to it. I thought it was a sign that the White Witch was branching out. [Biased]

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"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin

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Quercus
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Is the Bishop of Liverpool Nightlamp

No, I don't think so. James Jones never sounds that cross.

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"I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?"

Death thought about it. CATS, he said eventually, CATS ARE NICE.

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dolphy

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Me and Gort are gonna Jonah the Whale [Eek!]

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Welease Woderwick

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Me and Gort are gonna doctor-frog

[Eek!] [Eek!] [Eek!]

Poor Frog!!

[ 08. August 2007, 11:30: Message edited by: Welease Woderwick ]

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Welease Woderwick

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Sorry for the double post but Heaven is currently offering:

The new improved Smudgie

Well, it seems that prayers are answered after all!

[Snigger]

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Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Petrified

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quote:
Originally posted by gizzie:
Christian MP found petrified

rather OTT punishment..

The Chamber of Secrets has been opened!

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SoF a "prick against Bigotterie"

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Smudgie

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quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
Sorry for the double post but Heaven is currently offering:

The new improved Smudgie

Well, it seems that prayers are answered after all!

[Snigger]

[Razz]

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Bullfrog.

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Conservative Evangelicals ken

What they ken, I dinnae ken.

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Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
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wesleyswig
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Pouring Good Wine After (Jack the Lass)

Some are too good to miss...

Regards
John

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Gill H

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Do you know Jesus? (the giant cheeseburger)

I don't think that's actually one of the Biblical names, is it? Hmmm, maybe in The Message.

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Auntie Doris

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The peculiarities of... Auntie Doris

oi.... I resemble that remark!

Auntie Doris x

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The life and times of a Guernsey cow

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dolphy

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Cell phone owners Moo
Is this a new ringing tone?

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Esmeralda

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Meaningless... Pimple

Exactly how meaningful do you require your acne to be?

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dolphy

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What's your favourite...Basket Case

shouldn't that be 'who's'? [Two face]

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wesleyswig
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Church Closure for Custard

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dolphy

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quote:
Originally posted by wesleyswig:
Church Closure for Custard

Communion will never be the same again [Frown]

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wesleyswig
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I'm Not Gay But If (Vikki Pollard)

Dear gracious!
Regards
John

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dolphy

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quote:
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I'm Not Gay But If (Vikki Pollard)

Yeah but, no but, yeah but.

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Kelly Alves

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Dolphy-- [Killing me]

As for this:

quote:
The peculiarities of Janine
...
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What's the character limit for a single post, again?

( [Biased] )

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Esmeralda

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Not an FLP but a thread starter, but I have to get this in before anyone else does:

I'm not gay but if I was I'd fancy... Esmeralda

Bit of an own goal there.

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For I am a SELF-ABSORBED Mousethief

Don't be so hard on yourself

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Bullfrog.

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For I am a Self Absorbed Foaming Draught

Try Introspective Ale the microbrew for navel gazers everywhere!

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Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
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Kelly Alves

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For I am a Self Absorbed Telepath

I only read my own mind.

(this thread is a gold mine.)

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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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mousethief

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quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
For I am a Self Absorbed Telepath

I only read my own mind.

(this thread is a gold mine.)

Damn your eyes!

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Kelly Alves

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[Snigger]

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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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Gwai
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What's your LEAST favourite... Curious Kitten
Hard to say since I'm a pretty big fan of curious kittens.

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A mate of the wind and sea.
If they think they ha’ slain our Goodly Fere
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Bullfrog.

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The peculiarities of Schroedinger's Cat

What could possibly be peculiar about a feline that is simultaneously alive and dead as long as it remains in the confines of a box? I couldn't imagine anything more ordinary!

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Others say God's a drunkard for pain
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Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg

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Matrix
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London, what's the ...
Max.

oh, about 7 mph i'd say.

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HenryT

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What's your LEAST favourite infinite_monkey

The one who typed out A Winter's Tale

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