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Thread: Grandson of FLP (Famous Last Posts!)
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Bumper crop! First, two at a time (simultaneous although not consecutive):
It just doesn't go Mousethief England finally goes RooK
and then this gem:
Crappy Choruses & Cantiones Sacrae
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Earwig
Pincered Beastie
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Father, Son or dogwonderer
Spot the odd one out!
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Adeodatus
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Is anyone correcting Adeodatus
At their peril! At their flaming peril!!
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Real witchcraft... Lamb Chopped
For your convenience. Now in convenient 1-pound containers.
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kentishmaid
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Spotted in Styx this morning:
Ship Stats .... Not Too Bad
Ah, well that's all right then. Although we could do better!
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wesleyswig
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The nature of Ship (Doublethink) Spotted this morning. This is not 1984 or a Brave New World... nothing to see here ... please move along and get back to your relevant sector.
Regards John
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Mrs. Candle
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In Purgatory...
Should people have the Giant Cheeseburger
and
Should people have Custard [ 31. July 2007, 20:01: Message edited by: Badfundie ]
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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This is too good:
Is Liberal Theology the Bede's American Successor[?]
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Hazey*Jane
Ship's Biscuit Crumbs
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Priest Goes Ballistic Over... GoodCatholicLad
That seems unlikely, surely?
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Quercus
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Daily Office Refreshed ... Greyface
Good. He's been looking a bit off-colour recently.
-------------------- "I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it. CATS, he said eventually, CATS ARE NICE.
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Thurible
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I was going to post the same of 'Carys'. How pious.
Thurible
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Quercus
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Recipe Thread - the Dormouse
Mm, tasty. And he looks so sweet on the serving dish with a carrot in his mouth. Leg, anyone?
-------------------- "I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it. CATS, he said eventually, CATS ARE NICE.
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seasick
...over the edge
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Christian MP found Thurible
I do hope he returned it, being a Christian and all...
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Quercus
Shipmate
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quote: Originally posted by seasick: Christian MP found Thurible
I do hope he returned it, being a Christian and all...
I am a man, I was on my own and found myself with a thurible, it was only natural.
-------------------- "I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it. CATS, he said eventually, CATS ARE NICE.
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Firenze
Ordinary decent pagan
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Celebrity crushes Tubbs
Robbie Coltrane? Jade Goody?
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Swap the sausages and wet kipper
From our new book, Recipe Substitutions That Went Bad
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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Are Liberal Christians mirrizin?
Now, mirrizin is certainly a liberal Christian, but I think what you've got there is a wossname logical fallacy.
-------------------- Some say that man is the root of all evil Others say God's a drunkard for pain Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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gizzie
Ship's interpreter
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Christian MP found petrified rather OTT punishment..
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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Dangit, Gizzie beat me to it. I thought it was a sign that the White Witch was branching out.
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"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Quercus
Shipmate
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Is the Bishop of Liverpool Nightlamp
No, I don't think so. James Jones never sounds that cross.
-------------------- "I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it. CATS, he said eventually, CATS ARE NICE.
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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Me and Gort are gonna Jonah the Whale
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Me and Gort are gonna doctor-frog
Poor Frog!! [ 08. August 2007, 11:30: Message edited by: Welease Woderwick ]
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Sorry for the double post but Heaven is currently offering:
The new improved Smudgie
Well, it seems that prayers are answered after all!
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Petrified
Ship’s ballast
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quote: Originally posted by gizzie: Christian MP found petrified rather OTT punishment..
The Chamber of Secrets has been opened!
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Smudgie
Ship's Barnacle
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quote: Originally posted by Welease Woderwick: Sorry for the double post but Heaven is currently offering:
The new improved Smudgie
Well, it seems that prayers are answered after all!
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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Conservative Evangelicals ken
What they ken, I dinnae ken.
-------------------- Some say that man is the root of all evil Others say God's a drunkard for pain Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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wesleyswig
Shipmate
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Pouring Good Wine After (Jack the Lass)
Some are too good to miss...
Regards John
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Gill H
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Do you know Jesus? (the giant cheeseburger)
I don't think that's actually one of the Biblical names, is it? Hmmm, maybe in The Message.
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Auntie Doris
Screen Goddess
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The peculiarities of... Auntie Doris
oi.... I resemble that remark!
Auntie Doris x
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The life and times of a Guernsey cow
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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Cell phone owners Moo Is this a new ringing tone?
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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Meaningless... Pimple
Exactly how meaningful do you require your acne to be?
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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What's your favourite...Basket Case
shouldn't that be 'who's'?
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wesleyswig
Shipmate
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Church Closure for Custard
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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quote: Originally posted by wesleyswig: Church Closure for Custard
Communion will never be the same again
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wesleyswig
Shipmate
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I'm Not Gay But If (Vikki Pollard)
Dear gracious! Regards John
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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quote: Originally posted by wesleyswig: I'm Not Gay But If (Vikki Pollard)
Yeah but, no but, yeah but.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Dolphy--
As for this:
quote: The peculiarities of Janine
... ... ...
What's the character limit for a single post, again?
( )
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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Not an FLP but a thread starter, but I have to get this in before anyone else does:
I'm not gay but if I was I'd fancy... Esmeralda
Bit of an own goal there.
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Foaming Draught
The Low in Low Church
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For I am a SELF-ABSORBED Mousethief
Don't be so hard on yourself
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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For I am a Self Absorbed Foaming Draught
Try Introspective Ale the microbrew for navel gazers everywhere!
-------------------- Some say that man is the root of all evil Others say God's a drunkard for pain Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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For I am a Self Absorbed Telepath
I only read my own mind.
(this thread is a gold mine.)
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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quote: Originally posted by Kelly Alves: For I am a Self Absorbed Telepath
I only read my own mind.
(this thread is a gold mine.)
Damn your eyes!
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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The peculiarities of Schroedinger's Cat
What could possibly be peculiar about a feline that is simultaneously alive and dead as long as it remains in the confines of a box? I couldn't imagine anything more ordinary!
-------------------- Some say that man is the root of all evil Others say God's a drunkard for pain Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Matrix
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London, what's the ... Max.
oh, about 7 mph i'd say.
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
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What's your LEAST favourite infinite_monkey
The one who typed out A Winter's Tale
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