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Thread: Grandson of FLP (Famous Last Posts!)
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Mamacita
 Lakefront liberal
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Until I messed it up by posting, Heaven had the following gem:
Meteoric Observations.... comet
-------------------- Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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Golden Key
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The peculiarities of Zappa.
What's the world coming to (?) Zappa.
![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif)
-------------------- Blessed Gator, pray for us! --"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon") --"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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dolphy
 Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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Church websites...sparkle.
Must be the early countdown to Christmas!
-------------------- Looking forward to my rock moving closer again.
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churchgeek
 Have candles, will pray
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I can take care of Arabella Purity Winterbottom
I really hope that means "care for," otherwise I hate to think of it!
Spong Banned in Sydney Doublethink
I'm assuming clearer reasoning then would lead Syndey to welcome heterodoxy?
-------------------- I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Janine
 The Endless Simmer
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In Dead Horses --
It's The Slammer For... Cusanus
Hmph. Leading a life of crime right under our noses, and I never knew.
-------------------- I'm a Fundagelical Evangimentalist. What are you? Take Me Home * My Heart * An hour with Rich Mullins *
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mousethief
 Ship's Thieving Rodent
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When I grew up, I was Sir Kevin
You should have seen what I started as! [ 16. August 2007, 00:50: Message edited by: MouseThief ]
-------------------- This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...
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Timothy the Obscure
 Mostly Friendly
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I'd rather vote for...comet
Well, who wouldn't?
-------------------- When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion. - C. P. Snow
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comet
 Snowball in Hell
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I'm pretty sure Karl Rove and his pals might be a bit uncomfortable with my ticket.
just a guess.
(wanna be my running mate? "vote for Comet/Obscure 2008!")
-------------------- Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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mousethief
 Ship's Thieving Rodent
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quote: Originally posted by comet: I'm pretty sure Karl Rove and his pals might be a bit uncomfortable with my ticket.
just a guess.
(wanna be my running mate? "vote for Comet/Obscure 2008!")
If your ticket makes Karl Rove uncomfortable, I will definitely consider voting for you. If it makes him squeal with pain, I'll even work door-to-door for you.
-------------------- This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...
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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
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I so want to post on that thread, just to create an FLP that pretty much sums up my feelings on the electoral process.
-------------------- His light was lifted just above the Law, And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw. --Dar Williams, And a God Descended Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
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comet
 Snowball in Hell
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quote: Originally posted by MouseThief: If it makes him squeal with pain, I'll even work door-to-door for you.
Golly! what do I get if I get him to cry out for his mommy and beg for mercy?
(I say do it, IM!)
-------------------- Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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mousethief
 Ship's Thieving Rodent
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I'll leave that to your imagination.
-------------------- This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...
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Petrified
 Ship’s ballast
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Trimming the fat with ... Campbel - lite
Well of course that is the low fat version ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
-------------------- At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock. SoF a "prick against Bigotterie"
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dolphy
 Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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I can take care of...ebeth
Yes, this is true but she can take good care of herself and she has the boots to prove it!
-------------------- Looking forward to my rock moving closer again.
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dolphy
 Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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When I grew up I was...Beautiful Dreamer
If only there had been an 'a' !!!
-------------------- Looking forward to my rock moving closer again.
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comet
 Snowball in Hell
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Unfeeling management... Pants
but if you throw them a stick they get very happy!
-------------------- Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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gizzie
 Ship's interpreter
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Why should we trust anteater? whoever said we did?
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Tina
Shipmate
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Not actually an FLP, but Purg has the consecutive thread titles:
Why should we trust ... Natural Family Planning
IngoB's doing his best to answer that one
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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
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The 2007 Praise Reports...Not Too Bad.
Spoken with true Christian humility.
-------------------- His light was lifted just above the Law, And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw. --Dar Williams, And a God Descended Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
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dolphy
 Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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The new, improved....Jack the Lass
That's what fieldwork in a foreign country does for you ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
-------------------- Looking forward to my rock moving closer again.
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Bullfrog.
 Prophetic Amphibian
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Religious Reporter Abandons mirrizin
Hallelujah! I never thought I'd ever get rid that intrusive pest!
-------------------- Some say that man is the root of all evil Others say God's a drunkard for pain Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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dolphy
 Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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Vaginal Cosmetic Surgery...The Coiled Spring This brings to the eyes!
-------------------- Looking forward to my rock moving closer again.
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Pure Sunshine
Shipmate
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This amused me inordinately:
The prayer of humble Custard
Presumably this is to be said while topping your serving of humble pie.
-------------------- Pure Sunshine by name, and sometimes by nature.
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mousethief
 Ship's Thieving Rodent
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I am really Mousethief.
Honest!
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Kelly Alves
 Bunny with an axe
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You forgot the goofed-up bold tags.
Should be "I am [ B]really[/B]... [ 19. August 2007, 21:02: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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mousethief
 Ship's Thieving Rodent
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I'm not that Mousethief.
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Esmeralda
 Ship's token UK Mennonite
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I'm really offended... Miffy
Yes well, being miffy generally includes being offended!
-------------------- I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.
http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/
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HenryT
 Canadian Anglican
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Recipe Thread - The Dormouse
was eaten by the Romans, but isn't to most modern tastes.
-------------------- "Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
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Suze
 Ship's Barmaid
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Bit of a split going on between Styx and Hell..
I'm not easily offended... Kelly Alves
I'm really offended... dogwonderer
-------------------- ' You stay here and I'll go look for God, that won't be hard cos I know where he's not, and I will bring him back with me , then he'll listen , then he'll see' Richard Shindell
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dolphy
 Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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It's the slammer for Janine ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
-------------------- Looking forward to my rock moving closer again.
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churchgeek
 Have candles, will pray
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Modern Anglo-Catholic Hooker's Trick
"Hey, baby, wanna help me untie my amice? Mmmm, I'll bet you've got a nice, big thurible... Boy, would I love to get a maniple on you!"
-------------------- I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Foaming Draught
The Low in Low Church
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The prayer of Humble Cusanus quote: Lord, I am not worthy to be a Principal, but speak the word .....
-------------------- Australians all let us ring Joyce For she is young and free
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The Silent Acolyte
 Shipmate
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Does one have to be ...
Freddy
God, I hope not, I have enough trouble getting my own act right.
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Timothy the Obscure
 Mostly Friendly
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quote: Originally posted by dolphy: It's the slammer for Janine
Rather draconian, really--I think a hundred hours of community service would be enough. ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
-------------------- When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion. - C. P. Snow
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luvanddaisies
 the'fun'in'fundie'™
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My spiritual deepness is confirmed!
quote: Bishop suggests calling luvanddaisies
-------------------- "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." (Mark Twain)
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HenryT
 Canadian Anglican
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Rowan Williams visits Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Now that's a shipmeet to see!
-------------------- "Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
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Quercus
Shipmate
# 12761
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Shite your priest told dogwonderer
No wonder the poor bloke's an atheist. Still, at least we know who to blame.
-------------------- "I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it. CATS, he said eventually, CATS ARE NICE.
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luvanddaisies
 the'fun'in'fundie'™
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How sad am I that I keep checking to see if Petrified has posted on the "Should I be scared" thread in The Styx? ![[Help]](graemlins/help.gif)
-------------------- "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." (Mark Twain)
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Not Too Bad
Shipmate
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Well the deed is done! Look no more!
Should I be scared? Petrified
![[Devil]](graemlins/devil.gif)
-------------------- Suppose we have only dreamed and made up these things like sun, sky, stars, and moon, and Aslan himself. In that case, it seems to me that the made-up things are a good deal better than the real ones
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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The problem of the Custard
is often that it is too thin.
-------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
# 5713
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In the nick of time!
The New, Improved Custard
.. is neither too thin nor lumpy. It does have skin though and is served with apple pie or crumble.
-------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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luvanddaisies
 the'fun'in'fundie'™
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quote: Originally posted by Not Too Bad: Well the deed is done! Look no more!
Should I be scared? Petrified
Bastard! Picking a time when I wasn't there.
Methinks it'd be a somewhat lame hell-call though
quote: Originally posted by Chapelhead: An error has occurred - Pyx_e
Well, that's not a very polite whay to describe him.
Twice gazumped in the same 24-hour period.
Woe is me, indeed. ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
-------------------- "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." (Mark Twain)
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