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Gwai
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Priest goes ballistic searching for absolutes

The whole God business does do that to one!

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A master of men was the Goodly Fere,
A mate of the wind and sea.
If they think they ha’ slain our Goodly Fere
They are fools eternally.


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Welease Woderwick

Sister Incubus Nightmare
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In Heaven at the moment we have:

Celebrity crushes Ruth W

I do hope she's all right.

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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details

What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Zappa
Ship's Wake
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How did you find the ... comet

1) I looked up
2) Cold, icy
3) I had to be quick. Very quick.

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shameless self promotion - because I think it's worth it
and mayhap this too: http://broken-moments.blogspot.co.nz/

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Zoey

Broken idealist
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How did you find the ... AverageGuyOnTheStreet?

Er, I walked onto an average street and picked out an average-looking guy, actually.

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Pay no mind, I'm doing fine, I'm breathing on my own.

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comet

Snowball in Hell
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Butt Cracks Comet
Gigantic Ass Appears in the Sky and Damages Heavenly Body

news at 11!

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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions

"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin

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dolphy

Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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How did you find the .. daisydaisy

He loves me, He loves me not, He loves me, He loves me not, He loves me, He loves me not...

He loves me [Big Grin]

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Looking forward to my rock moving closer again.

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dolphy

Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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People I'd like to.. rugasaw

The list is long, the list is very long!

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Looking forward to my rock moving closer again.

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comet

Snowball in Hell
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Suitable attire for... Foaming Draught

some people would argue for a stein, but I say it has to be a pint glass or it's just not the same.

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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions

"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin

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Wet Kipper
Circus Runaway
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that thread could come up with a whole hoard of FLPs

Suitable Attire for...doctor-frog

Not even the white coat could hide the obvious.

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luvanddaisies

the'fun'in'fundie'™
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[immature snickering] [Snigger]
Vaginal Cosmetic Surgery; ORGANMEISTER
[Snigger] [/immature snickering]

[Roll Eyes]

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"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." (Mark Twain)

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alienfromzog

Ship's Alien
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quote:
Originally posted by luvanddaisies:
[immature snickering] [Snigger]
Vaginal Cosmetic Surgery; ORGANMEISTER
[Snigger] [/immature snickering]

[Roll Eyes]

D'oh! Beat me too it. I mean who else would you expect to do such work?
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HenryT

Canadian Anglican
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Another Republican comet

with a tail of pure Florida chad?

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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788

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Golden Key
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Cthulu and the Flying Firenze

"She flies through the air with the greatest of ease..."
[Overused]

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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")

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Earwig

Pincered Beastie
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How did you find the Jolly Jape

Hilarious!

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Zappa
Ship's Wake
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Is it possible to be ... Eutychus . Yes. For a while. Stay away from windows, though.

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shameless self promotion - because I think it's worth it
and mayhap this too: http://broken-moments.blogspot.co.nz/

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Bullfrog.

Prophetic Amphibian
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Osama bin Laden as Amanda B. Reckondwythe

In his dreams...

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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg

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Dee.
Ship's Theological Acrobat
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Vaginal Piercings & Rook

He moonlights as a body piercer?

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Jesus - nice bloke, bit religious

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Welease Woderwick

Sister Incubus Nightmare
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I had giggled at that one too!

Currently starring in Purgatory we have:

Who is right - a serious Freddy!

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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details

What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Drifting Star

Drifting against the wind
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I baptise you with... Real Ale Methodist

Is this a new methodist policy?

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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus

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mousethief

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How did you find the dormouse

He was in the teapot!

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This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...

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Thurible
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RC Communion under Liturgy Queen

I thought his name was Benedict?

Thurible

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mousethief

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Another Republican comet

I didn't realize they voted. They must use absentee ballots.

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This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...

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Keren-Happuch

Ship's Eyeshadow
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Another Republican comet

You mean there was a first one?

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Travesty, treachery, betrayal!
EXCESS - The Art of Treason
Nea Fox

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Quercus
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Help for a worn-out comet

A new tail and a bit of a push, maybe?

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"I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?"

Death thought about it. CATS, he said eventually, CATS ARE NICE.

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Golden Key
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How did you come to infinite monkey?


Well, I was selling an infinite selection of typewriters door-to-door...

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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")

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Wet Kipper
Circus Runaway
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is it possible to be....matt black

definitely - simply buy something not in the "glossy" aisle.

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Amos

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Another Republican...ORGANMEISTER


in his dreams.

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At the end of the day we face our Maker alongside Jesus--ken

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Thurible
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Kids' Yoga Class banned asher

That's not very welcoming of them!

Thurible

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kentishmaid
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What we did on our Spike

Frankly, I just don't want to know. It sounds extremely painful.

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"Who'll be the lady, who'll be the lord, when we are ruled by the love of one another?"

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Welease Woderwick

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What brought you to Gwai?

Isn't that a rather personal question?

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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details

What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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luvanddaisies

the'fun'in'fundie'™
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Help for a worn out Josephine
Get off the computer and give her a hand, Mousethief.

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"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." (Mark Twain)

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basso

Ship’s Crypt Keeper
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Collective nouns for Mousethief.
No thanks. One is quite enough.

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Eutychus
From the edge
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Unequally yoked, or... Custard

(Shades of the knights who say "nih")

Then again, if it's not a threat perhaps it's just alternative ingredient/recipe suggestions.

[ 01. September 2007, 10:45: Message edited by: Eutychus ]

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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy

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Mamacita

Lakefront liberal
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Bubble wrap in the post. . . . bubblepack

Well, of course.

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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.

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Triple Tiara

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My friend, the Bastard MouseThief

[Snigger]

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I'm a Roman. You may call me Caligula.

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John Donne

Renaissance Man
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Ted Haggard wants $$$
Not really a FLP... but every time I see this I mis-read it as 'Ted Haggard wants a$$'
[Ultra confused]
(Where the modest do alter rude words with letter-like symbols)

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Zappa
Ship's Wake
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Suitable attire for ... Gay Organ Grinder
I would have thought a cassock would suffice. With sensible shoes.

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shameless self promotion - because I think it's worth it
and mayhap this too: http://broken-moments.blogspot.co.nz/

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Josephine

Orthodox Belle
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How 'bout that Hebrew Moo
Would that be a kosher cow?

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I've written a book! Catherine's Pascha: A celebration of Easter in the Orthodox Church. It's a lovely book for children. Take a look!

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Drifting Star

Drifting against the wind
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Céilidh and Barn Dance To The Pain

Can't I just have a moan and take a painkiller? [Frown]

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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus

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To The Pain
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quote:
Originally posted by Drifting Star:
Céilidh and Barn Dance To The Pain

Can't I just have a moan and take a painkiller? [Frown]

No, sorry, you must dance and dance and dance until your feet are blistered, your legs incapable of holding you up and you have bruises all along the inside of your upper arm... that is what to the pain means.

If it's any consolation I have been known to dance til all those things were true [Roll Eyes] and Woo! I'm a FLP! [Yipee]

[eta errant 'n']

[ 03. September 2007, 12:41: Message edited by: To The Pain ]

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Now occasionally blogging.
Hire Bell Tents and camping equipment in Scotland

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Caty S.

I read, therefore I am.
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Stop! What book are you reading today? Timothy the Obscure

An undiscovered Hardy masterpiece?

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infinite_monkey
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Why has the page gone...luvanddaisies?

It really IACWS?

[ 03. September 2007, 18:02: Message edited by: infinite_monkey ]

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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.

--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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Paradigm shifts and pimple

Wow, I knew hormonal changes could cause breakouts...

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I reserve the right to change my mind.

My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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infinite_monkey
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The new, improved...Post-Denominational Catholic

All those Pre-Denominational kinks have been thoroughly addressed.

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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.

--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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You, too, can be a Mamacita

...provided you're a girl, and have a Babycita?

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I reserve the right to change my mind.

My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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Foaming Draught
The Low in Low Church
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AS Bellringers Meet Adrian1

'Ere, your 'oliness, come an' 'ave a pull!

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Sioni Sais
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Kerygmania: Change to the Sarkycow

Why? The 'cow is just fine thanks.

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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"

(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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Triple Tiara

Ship's Papabile
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Sorry to be vulgar and self-advertising, but I did smile at:

Brazilian bishop advises Triple Tiara.

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I'm a Roman. You may call me Caligula.

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Drifting Star

Drifting against the wind
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Comet and her Acridity Zappa

OK, now I'm puzzled. Comet zaps acridity? I didn't think that was her rôle at all ...

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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus

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Foaming Draught
The Low in Low Church
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Food for our times My Duck

with orange sauce, or cucumber and hoy sin?

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Australians all let us ring Joyce
For she is young and free


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