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Worm in the Grass
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England finally goes Matt Black

Isn't that a bit extreme, surely grey is depressing enough!

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Three words at a time...... danofsteel

[Paranoid]

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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I think my bicycle's Jimmy B

The DSM boggles.

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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luvanddaisies

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Luciano Parvarotti is Duchess

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Esmeralda

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Luciano Pavarotti is badman

In that case he was lucky that:

The Butler Rarely Did badman

(presumably he preferred to corrupt the good)

[ 06. September 2007, 16:12: Message edited by: Esmeralda ]

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I've been waiting and waiting for this:

Butt Cracks Pimple

Ewwwww!

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Another Republican comet

God gets desperate trying to deliver his message of peace and love to Dubya.

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Welease Woderwick

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What's going on in Henry Troup

That's a question we have all been asking for a long time!

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Another Republican... Mousethief

No! No! DEATH FIRST!

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Welease Woderwick

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Sappy shit on TV, and Gort

Surely that is too much for mortal flesh to bear!

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Triple Tiara

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Incense and Thuribles Bishops Finger

I presume most Anglican bishops finger them rather nervously

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Triple Tiara

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And almost immediately we now have

Liturgical Colours Bishops Finger ,

I think those bishops have their fingers in too many tarts!

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Zappa
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Embarassed to be an ... duchess I know Americans - errm - restructure language from time to time, but even when embarassed, (and it really isn't necessary, duchess) the "n" is a tad intrusive.

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Triple Tiara

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Coping with elderly Amanda B. Reckondwythe

[Big Grin]

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Alfred E. Neuman

What? Me worry?
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Photos that make you...Gort

Another euphonism for puke, ralph, upchuck... take your pick.

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From the edge
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And it's no, nay, never Wibble

Stand firm, laddies!

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rosamundi

Ship's lacemaker
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Help for a worn out... Emma

a nice cup of tea and a sit down?

[ 10. September 2007, 12:12: Message edited by: rosamundi ]

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Seth
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Buddhists Can't Have IngoB

He belongs to the Catholics! [Razz]

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mousethief

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What is the Anglican hooker's trick[?]

Quoting sweet nothings from the 1549 prayer book?

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Triple Tiara

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[Killing me]

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Choirboy
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Reviving traditional...leo

I didn't know he was ill.

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Ceannaideach
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The Butler rarely did ... Timothy the Obscure

Nuff said!

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Esmeralda

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The Butler Rarely Did.. moo

...although he was often heard bleating.

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Welease Woderwick

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Apparently, or so Kerygmania tells me,

A virgin birth does not make BW Smith!

Who'd have thunk it?

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luvanddaisies

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Patrially Hydrogenated ken
This thread looks like it has more to give though!

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Mrs. Candle
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Or you could call it...Marmot

Okay, but I'm pretty sure it's just a chipmunk.

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Welease Woderwick

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A review of Dawkins' comet

Doesn't he believe in her either?

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Earwig

Pincered Beastie
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A review of Dawkin's butler

White gloves: spotless. Tea served adequately.

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Triple Tiara

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facts nobody needs redoubt

Just believe them first time round!

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Manipled Mutineer
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Birettas and "optional" Thurible

Clearly we must be talking about Low Mass.

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HenryT

Canadian Anglican
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Birettas and "optional" Archimandrite

It's like the guide for writing a Superman story - Bad guys and "optional" kryptonite.

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comet

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Buddhists can't have the Pookah

it's our Pookah! We're not sharing!

[ 14. September 2007, 07:11: Message edited by: comet ]

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"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin

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alienfromzog

Ship's Alien
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Which London Attraction Auntie Dorris

Old she may be, but I think it a bit harsh to suggest that she some kind of monument/museum just to be visited by the Americans and the Japanese.

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Worm in the Grass
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Nice Religious Mousethief

Are there other varieties of Mousethieves?

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mousethief

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A review of Dawkins' bubblewrap

Sadly, somebody has popped all his bubbles.

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Keren-Happuch

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Finding a "lost" Alan Cresswell

Well, you could start by asking Flausa where she saw him last.

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Timothy the Obscure

Mostly Friendly
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You are the only one AverageGuyOnTheStreet.

A statistical conundrum.

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Triple Tiara

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Say something nice Gort

Go on, you know you can. [Big Grin]

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Swish
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quote:
Originally posted by Triple Tiara:
Say something nice Gort

Go on, you know you can. [Big Grin]

I'd just spotted "Say something nice Comet." Interestingly, there are more than a few threads in hell with that theme. [Biased]

Edit: Just clicked out and saw "A Virgin Birth does andreas1984," and "Partially hydrogenated MouseThief," which both deserve a mention

[ 16. September 2007, 21:40: Message edited by: Swish ]

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comet

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[Big Grin] that particular one in Heaven is definately making me work up a sweat.

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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions

"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin

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Triple Tiara

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Shipmates expecting Chorister ......

..... to perform well at Matins?

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Welease Woderwick

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Satan Bartolomeo

Well, there are other shipmates I'd believe it of before Bartolomeo!

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Chorister

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Finding a "lost" thurible

Playing 'hunt the thurible' was a popular game in all good AC sunday schools, presumably.

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Manipled Mutineer
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Who gets to be bishop? Thurible.

We can but hope, but I fear that discussing the possibility now, on top of a recent marriage proposal, may tend to make him swell-headed...

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Ceannaideach
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Coping with elderly ... Janine

Aw she's not that old, nor hard to cope with

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Josephine

Orthodox Belle
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Finding a "lost" Thurible

What have those altar boys done with it this time?

[ 17. September 2007, 16:16: Message edited by: Josephine ]

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Chorister

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Partly hydrogenated otter

I wasn't sure whether to post this here or on the 'Flavours that shouldn't be separated from their foods' thread in Heaven. [Biased]

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Ceannaideach
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How did you find the ... Mrs Wogan

Next to Terry, where else?

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Welease Woderwick

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Praying for persecution: Karl: liberal backslider

Whatever turns you on, Karl.

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Bullfrog.

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The (insert your denomination) Sober Preacher's Kid

Ecumenical Adolescent Teetotalers Unite!

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