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Thread: Grandson of FLP (Famous Last Posts!)
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Worm in the Grass
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England finally goes Matt Black
Isn't that a bit extreme, surely grey is depressing enough!
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Seth
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Three words at a time...... danofsteel
![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif)
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luvanddaisies
the'fun'in'fundie'™
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Luciano Parvarotti is Duchess
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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Luciano Pavarotti is badman
In that case he was lucky that:
The Butler Rarely Did badman
(presumably he preferred to corrupt the good)
[ 06. September 2007, 16:12: Message edited by: Esmeralda ]
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I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.
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Uncle Pete
Loyaute me lie
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I've been waiting and waiting for this:
Butt Cracks Pimple
Ewwwww!
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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Another Republican comet
God gets desperate trying to deliver his message of peace and love to Dubya.
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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What's going on in Henry Troup
That's a question we have all been asking for a long time!
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Another Republican... Mousethief
No! No! DEATH FIRST!
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Sappy shit on TV, and Gort
Surely that is too much for mortal flesh to bear!
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Triple Tiara
Ship's Papabile
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Incense and Thuribles Bishops Finger
I presume most Anglican bishops finger them rather nervously
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Triple Tiara
Ship's Papabile
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And almost immediately we now have
Liturgical Colours Bishops Finger ,
I think those bishops have their fingers in too many tarts!
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Triple Tiara
Ship's Papabile
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Coping with elderly Amanda B. Reckondwythe
![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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Photos that make you...Gort
Another euphonism for puke, ralph, upchuck... take your pick.
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Eutychus
From the edge
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And it's no, nay, never Wibble
Stand firm, laddies!
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Seth
Shipmate
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Buddhists Can't Have IngoB
He belongs to the Catholics! ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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What is the Anglican hooker's trick[?]
Quoting sweet nothings from the 1549 prayer book?
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Triple Tiara
Ship's Papabile
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![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
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Choirboy
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Reviving traditional...leo
I didn't know he was ill.
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Ceannaideach
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The Butler rarely did ... Timothy the Obscure
Nuff said!
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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The Butler Rarely Did.. moo
...although he was often heard bleating.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Apparently, or so Kerygmania tells me,
A virgin birth does not make BW Smith!
Who'd have thunk it?
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luvanddaisies
the'fun'in'fundie'™
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Patrially Hydrogenated ken
This thread looks like it has more to give though!
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Mrs. Candle
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Or you could call it...Marmot
Okay, but I'm pretty sure it's just a chipmunk.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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A review of Dawkins' comet
Doesn't he believe in her either?
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Earwig
Pincered Beastie
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A review of Dawkin's butler
White gloves: spotless. Tea served adequately.
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Triple Tiara
Ship's Papabile
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facts nobody needs redoubt
Just believe them first time round!
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
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Birettas and "optional" Archimandrite
It's like the guide for writing a Superman story - Bad guys and "optional" kryptonite.
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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Buddhists can't have the Pookah
it's our Pookah! We're not sharing!
[ 14. September 2007, 07:11: Message edited by: comet ]
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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alienfromzog
Ship's Alien
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Which London Attraction Auntie Dorris
Old she may be, but I think it a bit harsh to suggest that she some kind of monument/museum just to be visited by the Americans and the Japanese.
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Worm in the Grass
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Nice Religious Mousethief
Are there other varieties of Mousethieves?
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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A review of Dawkins' bubblewrap
Sadly, somebody has popped all his bubbles.
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Timothy the Obscure
Mostly Friendly
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You are the only one AverageGuyOnTheStreet.
A statistical conundrum.
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When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion.
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Triple Tiara
Ship's Papabile
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Say something nice Gort
Go on, you know you can.
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Swish
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quote:
Originally posted by Triple Tiara:
Say something nice Gort
Go on, you know you can.
I'd just spotted "Say something nice Comet." Interestingly, there are more than a few threads in hell with that theme. ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
Edit: Just clicked out and saw "A Virgin Birth does andreas1984," and "Partially hydrogenated MouseThief," which both deserve a mention
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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that particular one in Heaven is definately making me work up a sweat.
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Triple Tiara
Ship's Papabile
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Shipmates expecting Chorister ......
..... to perform well at Matins?
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Satan Bartolomeo
Well, there are other shipmates I'd believe it of before Bartolomeo!
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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Finding a "lost" thurible
Playing 'hunt the thurible' was a popular game in all good AC sunday schools, presumably.
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Ceannaideach
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Coping with elderly ... Janine
Aw she's not that old, nor hard to cope with
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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Partly hydrogenated otter
I wasn't sure whether to post this here or on the 'Flavours that shouldn't be separated from their foods' thread in Heaven.
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Ceannaideach
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How did you find the ... Mrs Wogan
Next to Terry, where else?
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Praying for persecution: Karl: liberal backslider
Whatever turns you on, Karl.
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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The (insert your denomination) Sober Preacher's Kid
Ecumenical Adolescent Teetotalers Unite!
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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