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Welease Woderwick

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Meanwhile in Purgatory:

Has consumerism replaced mirrizin

Could anything replace mirrizin?

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Manipled Mutineer
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Who gets commemorated? Triple Tiara

Naturally - we should always commemorate the wearer of the Triregno.

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Earwig

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Church of Wales rejects badman

Well, he had been bad...

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Welease Woderwick

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Quantum mechanics and Father Gregory

Have we found the anti-neutrino here on the board?

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Jahlove
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Oh for a thousand Rossweisse

clones to send as parochial enrollees to Sydney

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Why stupid people shouldn't ... bubblepack In the wrong hands, you know, those delicate items ...

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and mayhap this too: http://broken-moments.blogspot.co.nz/

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Dissssssssgusting Moo

I could cope with the sound, it's the regurgitated cud that grossed me out.

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Cottontail

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There is just something about the internal assonance of this one that I like:

Godding, plodding, or cor ad cor loquitor

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Alfred E. Neuman

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quote:
Originally posted by Triple Tiara:
Say something nice Gort

Go on, you know you can. [Big Grin]

I love you, maaan... in spite of your goofy hat.

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88 year old Nazi expelled Mad Geo

Well somebody had to. [Biased]

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mousethief

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The consecration of the Bede's American successor

Dang, and my tux is at the cleaners.

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Eliab
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Should homosexuals Welease Woderwick?

Only if he uses his safe word.

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Richard Dawkins

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Sioni Sais
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Godding, plodding or hatless

Sounds like a particularly trying passage from Pilgrim's Progress. And tha'll catch thy death of cold too, bar t'at.

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Worm in the Grass
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Weekday evensong in Triple Tiara

Overdressed for a weekday perhaps?

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Welease Woderwick

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Should Homosexuals Cusanus - well, they do other things to an anus so why not?

[I should point out that there is far more anal sex going on in in straight relationships than in gay ones.]

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Keren-Happuch

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Recipes you use for Divine Outlaw Dwarf

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EXCESS - The Art of Treason
Nea Fox

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Welease Woderwick

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88 year old Nazi expelled Littlelady

It must have been a relief for both of them!

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Wet Kipper
Circus Runaway
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Biblical Passages on the Pimple

Is that harder than the 10 Commandments on a grain of rice ?

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Triple Tiara

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quote:
Originally posted by Worm in the Grass:
Weekday evensong in Triple Tiara

Overdressed for a weekday perhaps?

[Big Grin]

Shite, now I am going to reference myself again, but I just saw:

New Anglican Archbishop in Triple Tiara

[Eek!]

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churchgeek

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88 year old Nazi expelled Liverpool fan

Well, there's a Nazi for ya. I trust it was an "away" match for Liverpool?

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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churchgeek

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quote:
Originally posted by Wet Kipper:
Biblical Passages on the Pimple

Is that harder than the 10 Commandments on a grain of rice ?

Well, if it works better than benzoyl peroxide, I might be willing to give it a try!

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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the giant cheeseburger
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Unfeeling management ... comet

A hellhost is unfeeling, well there's news!

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mousethief

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Hate your mother, love pimple

um.

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Sioni Sais
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Say Something Nice Sioni Sais

Even if it doesn't happen, it rhymes.

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Esmeralda

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If I wasn't British, I'd like to be... Gracious Rebel.

Well, wouldn't we all?

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Earwig

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At the moment we have Recipes you use for Henry Troup and Parable of the dishonest Freddy.
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HenryT

Canadian Anglican
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quote:
Originally posted by Earwig:
At the moment we have Recipes you use for Henry Troup ...

braising, likely, I'm old, and gamy. Marinate in whisky.

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Triple Tiara

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Liberal Protestant Sober Preacher's Kid

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infinite_monkey
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Should homosexuals...crynwrcymraeg
Hey, if you could pronounce it, I'd let you do it.

(no offense to crynwrcymraeg!)

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Wet Kipper
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Pyx_e, Pyx_e, Pyx_e,...Wet Kipper

sounds like a newer version of the "duck...duck...duck..Goose!" game at children's parties.

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Welease Woderwick

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I'm shocked to see that Kerygmania is now displaying

The Parable of the Dishonest Lamb Chopped

Say not so!

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Autenrieth Road

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Is there any worship Chorister in the loft, or are they all throwing spitballs?

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welsh dragon

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Buggering about with... My Duck in Eccles.

Was the thread title expressly designed to do this?

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The New, Improved, Lack of Enthusiasm

I'd lead a cheer for it, but really can't be bothered.

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Gwai
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Buggering about with... (Amanda B. Reckondwythe)
Sounds dangerous!

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A mate of the wind and sea.
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Max.
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Buggering about with Max
No! Bad thoughts!

Max

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Buggering about with...Lumpy da Moose.

Sounds like a reject from an overnight brainstorm on new children's TV programming.

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And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.

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Pyx_e, Pyx_e, Pyx_e, Pyx_e

That has to be some kind of record.

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comet

Snowball in Hell
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dangit, Euty beat me to it.

it made me laugh.

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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions

"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin

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Is the vicar being Liturgy Queen

Well, she has her moments ...

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Manipled Mutineer
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quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:
Pyx_e, Pyx_e, Pyx_e, Pyx_e

That has to be some kind of record.

Pyx_e - so good they named him four times?

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Drifting Star

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Help us celebrate a Amazing Grace

See! This is a Christian website!

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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus

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mousethief

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quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:
Pyx_e, Pyx_e, Pyx_e, Pyx_e

That has to be some kind of record.

A broken one?

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Manipled Mutineer
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What is the deal with Beautiful_Dreamer

She's beautiful, she's a dreamer... what more is there that you need to know??

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How fast...St. Bertelin.

Somehow, I find it impossible to clock any Orthodox Christian with a stopwatch.

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Foaming Draught
The Low in Low Church
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Britney Spears and Mad Geo

No wonder she's in rehab [Razz]

FD

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quote:
Originally posted by Leetle Masha:
How fast...St. Bertelin.

Somehow, I find it impossible to clock any Orthodox Christian with a stopwatch.

A calendar works just fine.
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Leetle Masha:
How fast...St. Bertelin.

Somehow, I find it impossible to clock any Orthodox Christian with a stopwatch.

A calendar works just fine.
Julian or Gregorian?

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mousethief

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Back to the topic:

Britney Spears and ken

No no, it's Barbie and Ken! Oh. Never mind.

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Doublethink.
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Buggering about with Amanda B. Reckondwythe

Not a pass time to untake thoughtlessly ...

[ 05. October 2007, 15:07: Message edited by: Doublethink ]

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