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Thread: Grandson of FLP (Famous Last Posts!)
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Mamacita
Lakefront liberal
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The 2007 Ship of Fools Celebrity Death Pool...curiosity killed
![[Eek!]](eek.gif) I thought that was against the rules!
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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Strange or quite normal?? Foaming Draught
Well yes, strange but that is quite normal.
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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wesleyswig
Shipmate
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You are the only one
(Lamb Chopped)
What fun!
Regards
John
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"I am still a Methodist, You can never get it's special glow out of your blood" Ellen Wilkinson
Read my ramblings
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Knopwood
Shipmate
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I couldn't resist...
How long is the well-cut Liturgy Queen
ITTWACW!
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Americanisms vrs Creeping... MouseThief
Creepy!
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Why call people to Alan Cresswell
Because he is a fount of Ship knowledge and wisdom.
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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Heaven is currently offering
The New Improved Chive
I thought the old one was quite adequate!
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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The New, Improved... Celtic Knotweed
Now completely harmless to other plants.
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I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.
http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/
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Worm in the Grass
Shipmate
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Is there a reason for Liturgy Queen
I'm sure there must be but it's too late in the evening to think of one at present
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Christian satire attracts people who are serious about religion. It's a method of coping with the difference between what religion ought to be about and what it is. (Jengie Jon)
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Help with pronouncing Mamacita
Is the "c" hard or soft?
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Alaric the Goth
Shipmate
# 511
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Best place to raise...Hel
Newcastle city centre on a Friday night?
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Right brain vs. Left Bean Sidhe
Reads (at least to me) like one of those typing disasters that occur when you sneeze just as you are trying to complete the sentence and your fingers go haywire.
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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy
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Flausa
Mad Woman
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SoF Special London Pants
Is this a new item being sold to tourists in the English capital? Where can I get a pair?
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Carys
Ship's Celticist
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Contradictions in the Spong
Carys
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O Lord, you have searched me and know me
You know when I sit and when I rise
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Spiffy
Ship's WonderSheep
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Confound it, Carys, I was comin' down here to post that one! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Looking for a simple solution to all life's problems? We are proud to present obstinate denial. Accept no substitute. Accept nothing.
--Night Vale Radio Twitter Account
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Strange or quite normal? the giant cheeseburger
Well, in the US a giant cheeseburger would probably be quite normal, but strange in other parts of the world.
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Should unbelievers call me Numpty
Sticks and stones may break my bones...
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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Even better:
Hypocritical atheists left at the altar
Obviously the priest had more scruples than they did.
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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy
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MrSponge2U
Ship’s scrub
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Comet and the terrible ... Sine Nomine
Sounds like a really, really frightening book!
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sig? what sig?
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Foaming Draught
The Low in Low Church
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tacky tacky tacky Campbellite
Bit harsh, but more likely than kitty kitty kitty
![[Biased]](wink.gif)
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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comet and the terrible duchess
A tale of nobility, cruelty, and astronomy.
[ 27. October 2007, 16:21: Message edited by: MouseThief ]
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This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...
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El Greco
Shipmate
# 9313
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Protestant rosary Stranger in a strange Land
All your rosaries belong to Rome ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
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Why stupid people shouldn't....Doublethink.
Cuz their second stupid thought is dumber than the first?
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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.
--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
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Caty S.
I read, therefore I am.
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T I C T H ... Pânts
Wouldn't that be a bit draughty?
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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Fred Phelps getting Petrified
If only.....
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Amos
Shipmate
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Let the women be silent...Spiffy da Wondersheep.
What is it about this one that makes me laugh and laugh?
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At the end of the day we face our Maker alongside Jesus--ken
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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How do you grow an bishops finger?
Er... don't know. Keep it in holy water?
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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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Triple Tiara
Ship's Papabile
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Using unhistorical Custard
Historically, custard is yellow. Using any other colour is unhistorical
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I'm a Roman. You may call me Caligula.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Currently The Styx is offering:
Unfeeling management... Living in Gin
I'm not surprised they can't feel anything!
Whilst in Eccles they are:
Buggering about with... dj_ordinaire
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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dj_ordinaire
Host
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Yes. I'd just noticed that myself! ... not that I'm complaining, mark you... but a bit of warning would have been nice ![[Ultra confused]](graemlins/confused2.gif)
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Flinging wide the gates...
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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quote:
Originally posted by Triple Tiara:
Using unhistorical Custard
Historically, custard is yellow. Using any other colour is unhistorical
Godless schismatic! True custard is ecru.
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This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...
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gizzie
Ship's interpreter
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Is there something Sioni Sais
Anything, anything, we long for even the crumbs under the table.
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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The way we write on Marvin the Martian
with magic markers! we draw little faces and write funny stuff on his belly until he giggles!
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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but wait, there's more!
Americans - stop giving Marvin the Martian
every time he gets it he pulls it's pigtails and makes it cry.
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Cusanus
Ship's Schoolmaster
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360 degree swings of the...Choirboi
I can't find this ritual in any of my liturgical books.
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"You are qualified," sa fotherington-tomas, "becos you can frankly never pass an exam and have 0 branes. Obviously you will be a skoolmaster - there is no other choice."
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Dumbledore's Gay SpikeyPants
Book 8: Harry Potter and the Flamboyant Clothier
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This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Strange and unexplained stuff: Left at the Altar
Well yes, that one is a bit of a mystery.
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Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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dj_ordinaire
Host
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360 degree swings of... Thurible
That one's just too obvious to resist!
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Flinging wide the gates...
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Petrified
Ship’s ballast
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Comet and the terrible, Spikey Pants
Is suppose it depend whether the spikes are on the inside
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At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock.
SoF a "prick against Bigotterie"
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Janine
The Endless Simmer
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in Kerygmania --
let the women be silent -- (Moo)
October 31, 2007 06:05 AM
Cows! You were told to be silent!
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I'm a Fundagelical Evangimentalist. What are you?
Take Me Home * My Heart * An hour with Rich Mullins *
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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360 Degree Swings of Triple Tiara
Hey, you mean bully, leave that poor old Pope alone or the Swiss Guard will be on you in no time!
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Janine
The Endless Simmer
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The Styx, October 31, 2007 05:02 PM
The way we write on... (Emma.)
There are probably many fun things we could design with our markers -- just so long as we don't write anything that looks like a test needing grading, Emma will probably put up with us just fine.
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I'm a Fundagelical Evangimentalist. What are you?
Take Me Home * My Heart * An hour with Rich Mullins *
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Eagle swings hot cqg
That sounds painful!
Whereas
Using unhistorical MouseThief
seems more a confirmation of his youth.
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Fred Phelps getting seasick.
It's a JUDGEMENT! on our NATION!
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
# 10424
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In Hell we have:
Let's just not discuss... Janine
I agree, she should only be discussed in Heaven!
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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How do you grow an..... bishop's finger
Well, the bishop's mummy and the bishop's daddy have a special cuddle and nine months later out pops baby bishop with ten fully-formed bishop's fingers.
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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