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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
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Finding a "lost" Real Ale Methodist
That's easy, open the CAMRA guide and find the nearest good cask.
-------------------- "Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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How did we ever manage... Jack the Lass
Whip and chair would seem a good start!
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Earwig
Pincered Beastie
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Shipmates Expecting Legodude UK
I've got the lego castles, and houses, I just need the dude to live in them!
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Mrs. Candle
Shipmate
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In Heaven:
Is this proof of intelligent design? Knitting and All Things Crafty
I think yes.
-------------------- Je suis le président de Burundi.
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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I'm sick of this Hooker's Trick.
Yeah, that blatant hussy really oughta stop manipulating us.
-------------------- Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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No exemptions to Sex... Jack the Lass
Well, I hope she agrees to those terms?
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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I'm Sick of this Doublethink
You're not alone...
-------------------- Some say that man is the root of all evil Others say God's a drunkard for pain Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Doublethink.
Ship's Foolwise Unperson
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-------------------- All political thinking for years past has been vitiated in the same way. People can foresee the future only when it coincides with their own wishes, and the most grossly obvious facts can be ignored when they are unwelcome. George Orwell
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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I was referring to the Orwellian kind of Doublethink (War for Peace, etc.), not you!
-------------------- Some say that man is the root of all evil Others say God's a drunkard for pain Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Autenrieth Road
Shipmate
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The SoF 100 Club (Doublethink)
OK, fine, have it your way. The SOF 200 Club.
-------------------- Truth
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Calling Anoetas kentishmaid
That's very confusing and rather unfair on ...
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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How do you forgive mirrizin
Divine intervention. It's only thing I can think of.
-------------------- Some say that man is the root of all evil Others say God's a drunkard for pain Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Celebrity Crushes Dormouse
Poor Dormouse!
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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Why did the Lord mean... LambChopped
Well, Jews like things chopped: chopped liver, gefilte fish...
-------------------- I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.
http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Bike Sex, the new Path... Left at the Altar
Sanctify your lust cycle.
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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How do you forgive Garden Hermit
Well, since I'm not the outdoors type, and a garden hermit really can't be the indoors type, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have encountered this garden hermit, so there can't be much to forgive.
-------------------- I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Shipmates Expecting... TraineeChristian
Well, TIACWS!
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Like churchgeek I am sorry to double post but this one was too good to leave:
Did Judas Iscariot... Call me Numpty
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Well, be like that, but I thought it was funny.
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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Bible Passages that Swish
Perhaps an appropriate sound-effect for a creative reenactment of Genesis 2:7?
-------------------- Some say that man is the root of all evil Others say God's a drunkard for pain Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Encouraging silence before Up in Smoke.
Because you just can't show enough respect for Cheech and Chong.
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Knopwood
Shipmate
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quote: Originally posted by mirrizin: Bible Passages that Swish
Perhaps an appropriate sound-effect for a creative reenactment of Genesis 2:7?
I was going to say it had something to do with Herod.
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Cusanus
Ship's Schoolmaster
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Bishop leaves Canadian... Choirboy
...alone?
I should hope so.
-------------------- "You are qualified," sa fotherington-tomas, "becos you can frankly never pass an exam and have 0 branes. Obviously you will be a skoolmaster - there is no other choice."
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Immaculate conception (Comper's child)
There's more of it going on than you might have thought.
-------------------- Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy
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Loquacious beachcomber
Shipmate
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Obese morons - a big,... Nanny Ogg [ 20. November 2007, 22:18: Message edited by: Mostly Noble Pixels ]
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Nanny Ogg
Ship's cushion
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quote: Originally posted by Mostly Noble Pixels: Obese morons - a big,... Nanny Ogg
That's me larger than life and blonde with it
-------------------- Buy me a beer and I'm you friend forever
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fisher
Shipmate
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Obese morons: a big... WELCOME to the Ship!
The new recruitment drive has a carefully targeted audience.
-------------------- "Down, down, presumptuous human reason!" But somehow they found out I was not a real bishop at all G. K. Chesterton
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PrettyFly
Ship's sunbather
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Obese morons a big infinite monkey
That's pretty big...
-------------------- Screw today. I'm going for ice cream.
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PrettyFly
Ship's sunbather
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Sorry to double-post, but these made me smile:
Currently on Purgatory they're asking, Are men more evil than fizgig
And here in the Circus we have, I know that hymn! Chorister
Well one would hope that the choir at least know the hymns.
-------------------- Screw today. I'm going for ice cream.
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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
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From Purg: Are men more evil than...Comet
Hmm...are we comparing Comet to one man at a time, or to all of them at once?
(Edited to add friendly "I'm only taking the piss out of her cuz I like her" smiley) [ 22. November 2007, 01:48: Message edited by: infinite_monkey ]
-------------------- His light was lifted just above the Law, And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw. --Dar Williams, And a God Descended Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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quote: Originally posted by infinite_monkey: From Purg: Are men more evil than...Comet
that would be impossible!
-------------------- Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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The Ship of Fools November comet
Oooh, we have a monthly comet now? I guess every 75 years is too slow for the Internet Age.
-------------------- I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Stevie Boy Wonder
Shipmate
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Yes it does, so to save confusion...
I call Lynn Magdalen College... Lynn Magdalen College
It makes life so much easier...
-------------------- Jesus saves. But in the current economic climate, His pension probably won't be enough for eternity...
Also by the same author
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Diversity except on (Sir Pellinore (ret'd))
Stop using that antibacterial soap, Sir P! You need a certain variety of bacteria for your health!
-------------------- I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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Books vs orders of.. Thurible
Well if we cancel the new kneelers we can afford both.
-------------------- I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.
http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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I call Lynn MagdalenCollege Beautiful Dreamer
Oooo, them's fightin' words!
(Poor Lynn, a hell call and all these FLPs!)
Also showing in Heaven,
Ancient Geek... The Dinghy Sailor
-------------------- I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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this one is going to keep me smiling!
Assorted ways of 'doing Gamaliel
-------------------- Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Chelley
Ship's Old Boot
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It started off abbreviated as 'Assorted ways of doing it...' on the front page - it wasn't a deliberate ploy to get more people to read the thread!
-------------------- "I love old things, they make me feel sad." "What's good about sad?" "It's happy for deep people!" Sally Sparrow to Kathy - Doctor Who
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Gamaliel
Shipmate
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It worked though, Chelley. And while you're smiling, Comet, a penny for your thoughts on the assorted ways of doing Gamaliel.
I do Gamaliel like this. See? Easy.
Gamaliel
-------------------- Let us with a gladsome mind Praise the Lord for He is kind.
http://philthebard.blogspot.com
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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Love your sig, Gamaliel! ('Twas an Amishman in the version I heard...)
-------------------- I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.
http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/
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Foaming Draught
The Low in Low Church
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New Cardinals created Sir Pellinore (ret'd)
I thought that they were opposed to cloning?
-------------------- Australians all let us ring Joyce For she is young and free
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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
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quote: Originally posted by Foaming Draught: New Cardinals created Sir Pellinore (ret'd)
I thought that they were opposed to cloning?
Damn, I better not post there.
-------------------- His light was lifted just above the Law, And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw. --Dar Williams, And a God Descended Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
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Worm in the Grass
Shipmate
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Ship of Fools November Freelance Monotheist
And the winner is?
-------------------- Christian satire attracts people who are serious about religion. It's a method of coping with the difference between what religion ought to be about and what it is. (Jengie Jon)
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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What's the good of Circuit Rider
Well they might not strictly speaking be necessary right now, but back when the West was sparsely populated and Methodist ministers were thin on the ground....
-------------------- This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...
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Cottontail
Shipmate
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Thanks for that, Mousethief! Here was me thinking his name was something to do with computers.
-------------------- "I don't think you ought to read so much theology," said Lord Peter. "It has a brutalizing influence."
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PrettyFly
Ship's sunbather
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Sons of Haman - did Georgiaboy
ITTWACW
-------------------- Screw today. I'm going for ice cream.
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