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Thread: Grandson of FLP (Famous Last Posts!)
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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Top Gear presenter...... Autenrieth Road
Yes, that would be a good name for a top gear presenter. But the original incumbent is merely indisposed, not dead, so it's rather presumptious to arrange a takeover bid!
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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Spiffy
Ship's WonderSheep
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What must we do to... m.t.tomb
...oh, I'm sure some people have suggestions. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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--Night Vale Radio Twitter Account
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Stevie Boy Wonder
Shipmate
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Names for your children... Rangatira
Oh, that's just cruel.
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Jesus saves. But in the current economic climate, His pension probably won't be enough for eternity...
Also by the same author
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Zorro
Shipmate
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Do you actually notice...Zorro
Every goddam day!
[ 01. October 2006, 16:00: Message edited by: Zorro ]
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It is so hard to believe, because it is so hard to obey. Soren Kierkegaard
Well, churches really should be like sluts; take everyone no matter who they are or whether they can pay. Spiffy da wondersheep
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the giant cheeseburger
Shipmate
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Sermons without the Divine Outlaw Dwarf
Now I know Jesus was considered a bit of a rebel, however I am thankful there are sermons that don't call him vertically challenged. There is no biblical basis for that whatsoever.
ETA: sppeling, code ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
[ 01. October 2006, 17:16: Message edited by: the giant cheeseburger ]
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If I give a homeopathy advocate a really huge punch in the face, can the injury be cured by giving them another really small punch in the face?
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8bit Micro
Shipmate
# 10395
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A good test-case for... Custard.
Is it...
(a) the correct shade of yellow,
(b) lumpy enough!
8.
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
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quote:
Originally posted by 8bit Micro:
A good test-case for... Custard.
Is it...
(c) coating the back of the spoon!
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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
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Knopwood
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by Henry Troup:
(As far as I know, DFO is still DFO, good sense having prevented it from changing to the generic X Canada nomenclenture - consider the acronym.)
Sorry, Henry.
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Knopwood
Shipmate
# 11596
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Alphabet's back! Come Jenn R
...our souls inspire
And lighten with celestial fire...
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KenWritez
Shipmate
# 3238
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The New, Improved,... (babybear)
Now with deep-pile fur, infra-red vision and overdrive!
Option still available: Complete Knowledge of the Universe module.
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Stevie Boy Wonder
Shipmate
# 11869
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How not to explain Newman's Own
It's like, stuff you put on lettuce, and it's made by that bloke who used to be in films with the other guy...
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Jesus saves. But in the current economic climate, His pension probably won't be enough for eternity...
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Knopwood
Shipmate
# 11596
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Sermons without the Mousethief
Oh, it's hardly the same now, is it?
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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My Dignity Does Not Tortuf
I'm not sure what it means, but I'm sure Tortufing is not dignified!
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Knopwood
Shipmate
# 11596
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Blessing of Animals (Lowly Worm)
Of course! All Creatures Great and Small!
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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What denomination is .. Goodric
C of E, like his cat.
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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KenWritez
Shipmate
# 3238
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What denomination is... (Goodric)
Doesn't he attend St. Bastard's?
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KenWritez
Shipmate
# 3238
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x-post... arrrgh.
My dignity does not...(Moo)
Well honestly, whose does? Mine sort of yips.
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"The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd." --Quentin Tarantino, Pulp Fiction
My blog: http://oxygenofgrace.blogspot.com
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Ecce Quam Bonum
Shipmate
# 10884
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How to write Greek... Moo
No, no, no. It's &mu
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"And it is folly—it is madness—to suppose that you can worship Jesus in the Sacraments and Jesus on the Throne of glory, when you are sweating him in the souls and bodies of his children. It cannot be done."--+Frank Weston, "Our Present Duty"
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Auntie Doris
Screen Goddess
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What denomination is... Max.
A very good question indeed!
Auntie Doris x
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"And you don't get to pronounce that I am not a Christian. Nope. Not in your remit nor power." - iGeek in response to a gay-hater :)
The life and times of a Guernsey cow
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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Names of your children...shoewoman
So what do you name them when you've got so many you don't know what to do?
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Stevie Boy Wonder
Shipmate
# 11869
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Vocations and walking The Coot
Nice work if you can get it...
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Jesus saves. But in the current economic climate, His pension probably won't be enough for eternity...
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Stevie Boy Wonder
Shipmate
# 11869
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Names for your children... Pootle
Who couldn't love a child named after a flump? When I eventually meet the future Mrs Boy Wonder, we may have to discuss this one...
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Jesus saves. But in the current economic climate, His pension probably won't be enough for eternity...
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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Eagle Swings -- hot...Grits
with butter! yum!
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
# 3722
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Nottingham - a suitable ptarmigan
I though it was global warming we were worried about?
[ 02. October 2006, 19:37: Message edited by: Henry Troup ]
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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
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Stevie Boy Wonder
Shipmate
# 11869
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Sermons without the... Custard
What church is this? We only get bread and wine at ours...
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Jesus saves. But in the current economic climate, His pension probably won't be enough for eternity...
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Stevie Boy Wonder
Shipmate
# 11869
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What denomination is... Panda
Dunno... Church of China?
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Jesus saves. But in the current economic climate, His pension probably won't be enough for eternity...
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Barnabas62
Shipmate
# 9110
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The New, Improved Leprechaun
- complete with five-leaf clover.
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Who is it that you seek? How then shall we live? How shall we sing the Lord's song in a strange land?
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Cusanus
Ship's Schoolmaster
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Horrible Liturgical... Anselmina
Now just because a girl doesn't use the English Missal, is no reason to get insulting.
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"You are qualified," sa fotherington-tomas, "becos you can frankly never pass an exam and have 0 branes. Obviously you will be a skoolmaster - there is no other choice."
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Stevie Boy Wonder
Shipmate
# 11869
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Scriptural basis for... The Great Gumby
"Reaching into his bag and taking out a stone, he slung it and struck the Philistine on the forehead. The stone sank into his forehead, and he fell face down on the ground, crying, "MY! BRAIN! HURTS!!" (1Sam 17:49, slightly paraphrased)
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Jesus saves. But in the current economic climate, His pension probably won't be enough for eternity...
Also by the same author
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Knopwood
Shipmate
# 11596
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Six Candles on the John Holding
Quite a balancing act.
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
# 4544
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When did you stop beating...Lyda*Rose
Probably about the time the arrest and restraining order kicked in.
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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duchess
Ship's Blue Blooded Lady
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quote:
Originally posted by cometchaser:
Eagle Swings -- hot...Grits
with butter! yum!
Butter them biscuits! ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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♬♭ We're setting sail to the place on the map from which nobody has ever returned ♫♪♮
Ship of Fools-World Party
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Stevie Boy Wonder
Shipmate
# 11869
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How long have you been... Paul W.
I'd take a guess it's probably been all his life...
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Jesus saves. But in the current economic climate, His pension probably won't be enough for eternity...
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Stevie Boy Wonder
Shipmate
# 11869
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Ultracrepidarian in... Faithful Sheepdog
You can do the punchline yourselves, sickoes.
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Jesus saves. But in the current economic climate, His pension probably won't be enough for eternity...
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
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When did you stop beating ken
Beat him? I can't even get him to play against me!
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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
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Wet Kipper
Circus Runaway
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Sermons without the.....Amazing Grace
aww, leave out the best bits !
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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Darn it, you beat me to it!
[ 04. October 2006, 14:08: Message edited by: dolphy ]
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Looking forward to my rock moving closer again.
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Zorro
Shipmate
# 9156
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Fred Phelps to picket...Seasick
Finally, something with equivalent value to his sayings!
No offense, seasick ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
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It is so hard to believe, because it is so hard to obey. Soren Kierkegaard
Well, churches really should be like sluts; take everyone no matter who they are or whether they can pay. Spiffy da wondersheep
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the giant cheeseburger
Shipmate
# 10942
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Fred Phelps to picket ... Amazing Grace
Even more proof we really can't call him a Christian!
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If I give a homeopathy advocate a really huge punch in the face, can the injury be cured by giving them another really small punch in the face?
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John Donne
Renaissance Man
# 220
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Shocking Victoriana (The Coot)
Mm. Yes. I didn't design it that way... but I am gratified and think I can live up to the responsibility by going about business as usual.
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Cusanus
Ship's Schoolmaster
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Eagle Swings - hot Kelly Alves
Goes without saying.
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"You are qualified," sa fotherington-tomas, "becos you can frankly never pass an exam and have 0 branes. Obviously you will be a skoolmaster - there is no other choice."
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
# 582
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What do I get with... Chukovsky?
Free bucket with every purchase?
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I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.
http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Esmeralda:
What do I get with... Chukovsky?
Free bucket with every purchase?
To chuck away things? ![[Cool]](cool.gif)
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Flausa
Mad Woman
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What do I get with ... Alan Cresswell
Well, to start with you get an American floozy and a wee Scottish lad.
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KenWritez
Shipmate
# 3238
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When did you stop beating... (Posy)
When she kicked my ass?
Today I Consign to... (Jonah the Whale)
Open wide!
Shipmates Expecting... (Jack the Lass)
...but instead receiving me! MWAHAHAAAAA!
IbP would be sooo proud!
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"The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd." --Quentin Tarantino, Pulp Fiction
My blog: http://oxygenofgrace.blogspot.com
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Autenrieth Road
Shipmate
# 10509
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Do you actually notice Henry Troup
Henry who? Does he post here?
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Truth
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