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Thread: Grandson of FLP (Famous Last Posts!)
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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Christians and drunkenness Hare today
Hare of the dog tomorrow?
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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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Born to chat (Emma).
I agree. That girl is so self-aware. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Forced full-term abortion Pânts
Yes, really - for the lack of a more powerful word! ![[Mad]](angryfire.gif)
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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PrettyFly
Ship's sunbather
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The writing of the churchgeek
Is that The Message version of St Paul's Epistles?
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Screw today. I'm going for ice cream.
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Ultracrepidarian
Shipmate
# 9679
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how do you decorate... (the parsley sage)
With rosemary and thyme, of course.
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Tau
Shipmate
# 614
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quote:
All crying is blackmail!
The fact that the tiger was provoked is irrelevant!
Tiger Kills Man, Pouts.
![[Confused]](confused.gif)
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There is no fear in love.
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Tau
Shipmate
# 614
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(and would work even better on the Consecutive Posts thread. Oh well... ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif) )
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There is no fear in love.
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Foaming Draught
The Low in Low Church
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Good songs ruined by Trudy Scrumptious
Some things just cry out for the FLP treatment ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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Moving the Sign of Foaming Draught
Oh Noes! How shall we find the pub now?
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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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Too good not to double post
Good songs ruined by Badfundie
![[Yipee]](graemlins/spin.gif)
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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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Mrs. Candle
Shipmate
# 9422
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The only reason I posted there was to end up here
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Je suis le président de Burundi.
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Trudy Scrumptious
BBE Shieldmaiden
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quote:
Originally posted by Foaming Draught:
Good songs ruined by Trudy Scrumptious
That would be pretty much any one I'd ever tried to sing.
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Books and things.
I lied. There are no things. Just books.
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
# 4543
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Good songs ruined by Balaam.
Just about anything that requires a note above B, I don't go that high.
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Last ever sig ...
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
# 582
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Made in God's image.. Melon
God is round, juicy, sweet and refreshing.
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I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.
http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Original Sin: Catholic... Father Gregory
Pure evil. ![[Snigger]](graemlins/snigger.gif)
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
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Teaching Liturgy to Triple Tiara
I think we've just found the Ship replacement for "coals to Newcastle".
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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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quote:
Originally posted by prettyfly:
The writing of the churchgeek
Is that The Message version of St Paul's Epistles?
Actually, so far it's only a hypothetical text, but if it were to be discovered, say, by April this year, it will be my master's thesis.
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
# 5557
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quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Forced full-term abortion Pânts
Yes, really - for the lack of a more powerful word!
I saw that one too, and wondered if the pants were part of some technique we should be banning...
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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NJA Please Lord Mousethief
You can just call me "sir".
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This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...
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Eutychus
From the edge
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quote:
Originally posted by Balaam:
Good songs ruined by Balaam.
Just about anything that requires a note above B, I don't go that high.
I never suspected how much fun that thread title would bring!
Meanwhile:
Interested in Salvation... Alan Cresswell
Hallelujah! I see that hand, friend! God bless you. Now after I lead you in a prayer of repentance, there should be a counsellor right near you somewhere...
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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Also:
British Politicians... Emma
Now there's a thought... ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Gort (sanityman)
Some would dispute that.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Eutychus
From the edge
# 3081
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It's a bumper crop today
which Bible should Moo
The Dr Dolittle version, I would think.
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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
# 10290
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Who am I? basso
er, would you be basso by any chance?
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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
# 473
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The outsider's Asperger's pants:
He must be American then - the British would wear their pants on the inside.
Or Superman, perhaps?
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
# 3722
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Off to See the Wizard: Left at the Altar
Carry on through the sacristy, and climb the bell rope.
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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
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MiceElf
Not your average mouse
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NJA - Please Lord Call Me Numpty...
Well My Son.... If your sure about this.
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What do we want.... Cure for Obesity
When do we want it.... After Dessert.
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El Greco
Shipmate
# 9313
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Society of Queen Mary (Leetle Masha)
Any other royalties on the Ship?
(for those that don't know, Mary is Leetle Masha's first name IRL)
[ 13. January 2008, 19:26: Message edited by: andreas1984 ]
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Ξέρω εγώ κάτι που μπορούσε, Καίσαρ, να σας σώσει.
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
# 4543
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Do u believe u receive Ham'n'Eggs
Only at breakfast time.
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Last ever sig ...
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Triple Tiara
Ship's Papabile
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pocoyo fnk
Translation into English would be appreciated.
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I'm a Roman. You may call me Caligula.
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Amos
Shipmate
# 44
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Castration Question....Bishop's Finger
The mind boggles. Hope he's got a rubber glove on.
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At the end of the day we face our Maker alongside Jesus--ken
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PrettyFly
Ship's sunbather
# 13157
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The Hit Man... The Silent Acolyte
Stealth is, after all, a crucial requirement for any aspiring Hit Man.
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Screw today. I'm going for ice cream.
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Castration question (Lamb Chopped)
Yes, you'd definitely want to do the snip while the lamb is young. Don't wait till he's a ram unless you're trying to win a Darwin Award.
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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When Does a Foetus crynwrcymraeg
Not until the third trimester, I'm pretty sure.
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This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...
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comet
Snowball in Hell
# 10353
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Good songs ruined by MouseThief
for instance, after he struck, "Three Blind Mice" was just such an empty song... just some old bat and her knife, waving about and shrieking.
sad, really.
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Drifting Star
Drifting against the wind
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Is there an opposite...A Feminine Force
Well ... yes ... had you not noticed? ![[Ultra confused]](graemlins/confused2.gif)
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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus
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Mamacita
Lakefront liberal
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The fact that the tiger... MadCat
The abridged version of the current story from the San Francisco Zoo.
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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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Castration question... John Holding
Yes well, you would, wouldn't you?
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I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.
http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/
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PrettyFly
Ship's sunbather
# 13157
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Hosts and Administrators... Spike
Only in Hell, surely?
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Screw today. I'm going for ice cream.
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Drifting Star
Drifting against the wind
# 12799
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My new hobby: vomiting Foaming Draught
Ugh. Just ugh.
[Consistency is nice.]
[ 17. January 2008, 10:13: Message edited by: Drifting Star ]
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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus
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la vie en rouge
Parisienne
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MRSA - This is why I hate Alienfromzog
Yeah Alien, this is all your fault (sorry, but you made a rod for your own back with that one ![[Razz]](tongue.gif) )
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PrettyFly
Ship's sunbather
# 13157
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Russian Church with Choirster
Not really headline news is it?
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Screw today. I'm going for ice cream.
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
# 6075
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My new hobby: vomiting... Triple Tiara
Projectile puking for Cathlicks.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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Explaining the self-explanatory prettyfly
It's a fly. It's pretty.
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I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.
http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/
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Drifting Star
Drifting against the wind
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"SPCK" book J Whitgift
They're going to be disappointed when he doesn't turn up ...
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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus
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Mad Cat
Shipmate
# 9104
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Holy Lock-in Leetle Masha
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's a cantankerous anchoress!
[ 18. January 2008, 14:11: Message edited by: Mad Cat ]
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Weird and sweary.
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PrettyFly
Ship's sunbather
# 13157
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My new hobby: vomiting the Royal Spaniel
Ah, that'll be hairballs.
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Screw today. I'm going for ice cream.
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