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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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Restaurants rounding churchgeek

Ooo, can I really blame my increasingly round figure on restaurants, even if I hardly ever eat out?

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I reserve the right to change my mind.

My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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alienfromzog

Ship's Alien
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I call Dogwonderer Dogwonderer

Well, Duh!

AFZ

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[Sen. D.P.Moynihan]

An Alien's View of Earth - my blog (or vanity exercise...)

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El Greco
Shipmate
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I call dogwonderer SpikeyPants

OK...

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luvanddaisies

the'fun'in'fundie'™
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I think the current I call Dogwonderer Josephine has a certain ring to it.
No wonder he's a bit confused, poor boy.

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El Greco
Shipmate
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I call dogwonderer Beautiful Dreamer

And I think that explains why he is being persecuted by certain cynics...

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El Greco
Shipmate
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Pictures for Caption... Pigwidgeon

Now, that sounds like a funny picture...

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El Greco
Shipmate
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I call dogwonderer MouseThief

Is Outrage!

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Mrs. Candle
Shipmate
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Wow, Tom Cruise really IS Lietuvos sv. Kazimieras

...and that's why he changed his name when he got to Hollywood.

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Je suis le président de Burundi.

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MiceElf

Not your average mouse
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I call dog wanderer... dogwanderer

Nothing like calling a spade a spade.

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What do we want.... Cure for Obesity
When do we want it.... After Dessert.

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luvanddaisies

the'fun'in'fundie'™
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The Uselessness of Ship's Alan Cresswell.
Bit harsh.

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"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." (Mark Twain)

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PrettyFly

Ship's sunbather
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Sex revisted mdijon

[Eek!] Like a thief in the night?

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Screw today. I'm going for ice cream.

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Joyeux

Ship's Lady of Laughter
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I call dogwanderere RooK

[Eek!] [Confused] [Ultra confused] [Paranoid]
Quite a sockpuppet, don't you think?

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Float?...Do science too

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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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This is not...... just......... infinite_monkey

... this is M&S infinite_monkey

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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain

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Esmeralda

Ship's token UK Mennonite
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Off to see the wizard... ozowen

That'd be the Welsh language version.

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I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.

http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/

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Bullfrog.

Prophetic Amphibian
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Apathetic or Uninspired Curiosity Killed

Isn't that a bit harsh?!? [Eek!]

On the other hand, was curiosity the victim or the culprit?

ETA: good code

[ 31. January 2008, 20:07: Message edited by: mirrizin ]

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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg

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PrettyFly

Ship's sunbather
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I Call Dogwonderer Major Disaster

No comment [Angel]

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Screw today. I'm going for ice cream.

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Joyeux

Ship's Lady of Laughter
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I call dogwonderer Gort

If that's the case, there's a major intra-personality problem going on...

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Float?...Do science too

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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Who quotes atheists? MouseThief

That's settled then.

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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MiceElf

Not your average mouse
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This is not just Matt Black

Indeed we have Matt White, Matt Green, and Matt Brown.
Matt Tuquoise? Umm... Well no. Sorry. Try Homebase.

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What do we want.... Cure for Obesity
When do we want it.... After Dessert.

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Eutychus
From the edge
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I summon football to Mousethief

After that little bit of Quidditchery has been accomplished, I then make Mousethief shoot and score.

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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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Why did the chicken... Lumpy da Moose

Well, they must've been sooo in love! [Axe murder]

[ 01. February 2008, 17:37: Message edited by: Wesley J ]

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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Joyeux

Ship's Lady of Laughter
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MySpace deletes atheist Jahlove

Seems to jump to several conclusions all at once. Jahlove, aren't you more than a text file? [Big Grin]

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Float?...Do science too

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Smudgie

Ship's Barnacle
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The Choir - Boys don't sing.... Daisymay

if you ask her nicely.

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Eutychus
From the edge
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Bishop repudiates the Twilight

And lo! the darkness was no more.

[ 02. February 2008, 17:19: Message edited by: Eutychus ]

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El Greco
Shipmate
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Bishop repudiates the RooK

Oh no. The Armageddon has just begun.

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Zappa
Ship's Wake
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Bishop Repudiates The ... Gort Must be RC or orthodoxen, perhaps Lutheran - Anglicans accept any tin can and its ideas

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and mayhap this too: http://broken-moments.blogspot.co.nz/

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Alfred E. Neuman

What? Me worry?
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That was certainly profound. Have you any other revelations on the subject of tin cans or Anglicans?
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pimple

Ship's Irruption
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Bad jokes that are still...Spikey Pants

Spanish toilet jokes?

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In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)

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pimple

Ship's Irruption
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There are only two...Johnny S

Well. yes and no. Wilkinson's one, of course - but you've misspelt his first name.

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mousethief

Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Why did God harden pimple

Um, can we talk about something else?

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pimple

Ship's Irruption
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[Killing me] [Killing me] [Killing me] [Killing me]

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In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)

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Worm in the Grass
Shipmate
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There are only two .. Infinite Monkey

Of course there aren't 'cos then he'd be Finite Monkey!

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Christian satire attracts people who are serious about religion. It's a method of coping with the difference between what religion ought to be about and what it is. (Jengie Jon)

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Cusanus

Ship's Schoolmaster
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Using sex to sell to... Cusanus.

Wrong vice. You should have used food.

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"You are qualified," sa fotherington-tomas, "becos you can frankly never pass an exam and have 0 branes. Obviously you will be a skoolmaster - there is no other choice."

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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Control, Fresh Expressions... Melon

A good conclusion - let's all go and have same fresh fruit and juice.

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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Eutychus
From the edge
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Why did God harden andreas1984

[Two face]

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Joyeux

Ship's Lady of Laughter
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In support of semi-arranged Moth

You can get fully organized, really you can! We believe in you!

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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In support of semi-arranged... Moth

As long as it's staying out of my house, I'm very supportive.

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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Zappa
Ship's Wake
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quote:
Originally posted by Gort:
That was certainly profound. Have you any other revelations on the subject of tin cans or Anglicans?

All tin cans are welcome. No questions asked, no prerequisites imposed.

quote:
(Cusanus)
Using sex to sell to... Cusanus.
Wrong vice. You should have used food

[Killing me]

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mousethief

Ship's Thieving Rodent
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My new hobby: vomiting Bishops Finger

Why would you eat such a thing in the first place?

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pimple

Ship's Irruption
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AS: Bellringers Meet Adrian I

- with his trousers down. Honest!

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Zappa
Ship's Wake
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repentance, forgiveness ... Gort
Bugger. Is that as good as it gets?

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and mayhap this too: http://broken-moments.blogspot.co.nz/

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Esmeralda

Ship's token UK Mennonite
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Welcome to Eccles, Thurible

You'll feel right at home.

Bishop repudiates Golden Key

Quite right too, setting an example of living simply without ostentation.

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I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.

http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/

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Triple Tiara

Ship's Papabile
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And now: Bishop repudiates the Twighlight . That's a relief then - it seems too many bishops inhabit a twighlight zone.

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I'm a Roman. You may call me Caligula.

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Drifting Star

Drifting against the wind
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I call the Oxford Central the Pookah

Well OK, but people are going to think you're weird.

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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus

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luvanddaisies

the'fun'in'fundie'™
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Churches are the last Mad Cat.

There's a ring to that...

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luvanddaisies

the'fun'in'fundie'™
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...and another;

Free breakfast, mystery comet

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"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." (Mark Twain)

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Esmeralda

Ship's token UK Mennonite
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The Choir - boys don't birdie

Though they have been known to do the Funky Chicken...

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I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.

http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/

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Mrs. Candle
Shipmate
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Can anyone explain Mamacita?


Why spoil the mystery?

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Je suis le président de Burundi.

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Welease Woderwick

Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Music for a feminine... Real Ale Methodist

Clog dancing anyone?

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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details

What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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pimple

Ship's Irruption
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The new, improved Moth.

That would be the Gipsy Moth MkIX - the R.A.F'S latest deterrent.

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