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Thread: Grandson of FLP (Famous Last Posts!)
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El Greco
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Bishop Repudiates St. Punk the Pious
Who does that bishop think he is?? Repudiating Saints? ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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Sioni Sais
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Why did God harden pimple
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El Greco
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Bishop Repudiates The Leetle Masha
It's about time! Her cooking is an enemy to all fasting!
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El Greco
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The Choir-Boys don't Jahlove
Yes they jahdo.
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pimple
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Feminine images of Major Disaster
Four shoe-shops detroyed in earthquake? ![[Two face]](graemlins/scot_twoface.gif)
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Joyeux
 Ship's Lady of Laughter
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Bad jokes that are Late Paul
Has anybody had the heard to break this news to Late Paul? Enough of a shock to learn that you're a bad joke, but to know that you're several?!
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luvanddaisies
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Mysteries of Modern Moo.
- and it's beautifully aliterative too!
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Welease Woderwick
 Sister Incubus Nightmare
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The New, Improved,... Emma.
Sorry, it can't be done, she's perfect as she is.
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Welease Woderwick
 Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Currently we have in Purg:
Feminine Images of... MouseThief
which causes me to cover my eyes with horror!
Meanwhile The Styx is offering:
Uselessness of Ship's... Zappa
That seems a rather harsh judgement.
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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mousethief
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quote: Originally posted by Welease Woderwick: Currently we have in Purg:
Feminine Images of... MouseThief
which causes me to cover my eyes with horror!
I am well in touch with my feminine side, no need to worry. Besides a mouse in French is feminine: la souris. I like to call myself "la souris qui vole" but then WesleyJ teases me and asks when I learned to fly.
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Welease Woderwick
 Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Unfeeling management... Moo
Is any comment necessary?
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luvanddaisies
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I've just inadvertently created a potential generator of FLPs - currently standing at Give us this day our daily luvanddaisies. oops ![[Hot and Hormonal]](icon_redface.gif) [ 06. February 2008, 14:18: Message edited by: luvanddaisies ]
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la vie en rouge
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quote: Originally posted by MouseThief: I am well in touch with my feminine side, no need to worry. Besides a mouse in French is feminine: la souris. I like to call myself "la souris qui vole" but then WesleyJ teases me and asks when I learned to fly.
<tangent> and the flying mouse would be a bat presumably <tangent> [ 06. February 2008, 15:21: Message edited by: lady in red ]
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Carys
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I've just noticed
Can anyone explain Carys?
Good question, but I suspect the answer is no. I'm completely inexplicable!
Carys
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Autenrieth Road
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quote: Originally posted by Sioni Sais: Why did God harden pimple
To make it easier to squeeze.
Castration Spike Ooooouuuuuucccchhhh!
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pimple
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Food I'd rather eat...Meg the Red
But not until after Lent. ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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pimple
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Can anyone explain Gwai?
Mirrizin?
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Autenrieth Road
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Castration (Organ Builder)
In search of male sopranos, the choir restored to egregious misrepresentations.
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Autenrieth Road
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What do you call your Swick
I dunno, "swick" seems like a good enough euphemism already.
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PrettyFly
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quote: Originally posted by luvanddaisies: I've just inadvertently created a potential generator of FLPs - currently standing at Give us this day our daily luvanddaisies. oops
Love it! I think we should all pray for daily love and daisies
Creationist Research...My Duck
Yup, unequivocal proof of a creator.
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mousethief
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Bad jokes that are left at the altar
My first wife was a bad joke I should have left at the altar. ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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pimple
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I'm going to start a thread somewhere titled "A nice chap like..." And post on it continually.....
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Welease Woderwick
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Well, how about this for a start for you, pimple?
Kerygmania is currently offering:
The Gospel of John pimple
I didn't know you'd written your own.
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mousethief
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What do you call your Brazilian Episcoterian
Bob.
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Organ Builder
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Bishop repudiates the MouseThief
This gave me a chuckle.
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luvanddaisies
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quote: Originally posted by Organ Builder: Bishop repudiates the MouseThief
This gave me a chuckle.
I loved that one as well.
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Joyeux
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Have you ever seen the pilgrim? Yup, hanging out in The Circus! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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dolphy
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Thread with no purpose...dolphy
Says it all. ![[Disappointed]](graemlins/disappointed.gif)
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Welease Woderwick
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Food I'd rather eat... Laura
Poor Laura!
p.s. shall we curry the leftovers?
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Wesley J
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quote: Originally posted by dolphy: Thread with no purpose...dolphy
Says it all.
Thread with no porpoise, more likely. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Wesley J
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There's something fishy going on...
Sharia Law for the... Cod
Off with 'is 'ead! Off with 'is 'ead!
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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pimple
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Women's World Day of Audrey Ely
Some people get all the attention... ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
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mousethief
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Creationist research my Duck
Is that like Creationist research my ass?
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mousethief
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quote: Originally posted by luvanddaisies: quote: Originally posted by Organ Builder: Bishop repudiates the MouseThief
This gave me a chuckle.
I loved that one as well.
And who can blame him/her?
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Welease Woderwick
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The Bible, Non-stop Swish
Well, I think there is a little more to The Good Book than that!
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Mamacita
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Castration Sine Nomine I think you'd be sine more than just your nomine.
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PrettyFly
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Foaming Draft, why Living in Gin
You'll have a terrible hangover mixing drinks like that, y'know. [ 08. February 2008, 22:06: Message edited by: prettyfly ]
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PrettyFly
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quote: Originally posted by Welease Woderwick: Food I'd rather eat... Laura
Poor Laura!
p.s. shall we curry the leftovers?
Apologies for the double-post, but can't help wishing The Giant Cheeseburger would post on that thread ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Spike
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Sharia Law for the Doc Tor
Quite right too. Impose it NOW!
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Jahlove
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Castration (Lamb Chopped)
er, that's the basic idea, isn't it?
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Joyeux
 Ship's Lady of Laughter
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What do you call your Sober Preacher's Kid?
"And I will love him and I will hug him and squeeze him, and I will call him George."
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Welease Woderwick
 Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Totally appropriate... MouseThief
I rather think we should put that to the vote! [ 09. February 2008, 04:00: Message edited by: Welease Woderwick ]
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mousethief
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![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif)
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