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Thread: Grandson of FLP (Famous Last Posts!)
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Oh say can you see Josephine
Yes, I can. From right here where I'm sitting.
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PrettyFly
Ship's sunbather
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Open Air Masses Major Disaster
![[Eek!]](eek.gif) Why, what happened? Pigeons again?
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Screw today. I'm going for ice cream.
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Joyeux
Ship's Lady of Laughter
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When are the police the giant cheeseburger
When someone engages the Infinite Improbability Drive.
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Float?...Do science too
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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Castro retires (Al Eluia)
Can I get an (A - men)
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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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quote:
Originally posted by Joyeux:
When are the police the giant cheeseburger
When someone engages the Infinite Improbability Drive.
Well done! ![[Cool]](cool.gif)
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Ariel
Shipmate
# 58
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When are the police Petrified?
Every time they try to arrest Medusa for keeping snakes without a snake licence.
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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When are the police... sharkshooter
They're trained to deal with all sorts of beasties!
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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pimple
Ship's Irruption
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Let us bow the knee...Arise, CuppaT
Shouldn't that be Sir CuppaT?
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In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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What homos do in bed.... JArthurCrank
Yes I know, but they're not the only ones...
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Triple Tiara
Ship's Papabile
# 9556
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Thieving the Lord's Amazing Grace
It's free you fool! No need to steal it!
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I'm a Roman. You may call me Caligula.
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Joyeux
Ship's Lady of Laughter
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He that pisseth on churchgeek
needs to be able to run away quickly!
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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He that Pisseth on Jahlove
is not gonna be in my good books
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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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He that pisseth on duchess
is probably not somebody who was going to pay for dinner anyway. At least her steel-plated bible won't tarnish.
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Janine
The Endless Simmer
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He That Pisseth On... duchess is sadly mistaken. As far as I know, she is not into... erm... ah... "water sports"?
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I'm a Fundagelical Evangimentalist. What are you?
Take Me Home * My Heart * An hour with Rich Mullins *
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kentishmaid
Shipmate
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He that Pisseth on MrSponge2U gets it all over his shoes.
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"Who'll be the lady, who'll be the lord, when we are ruled by the love of one another?"
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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He that pisseth on Ixthus
is making Lutefisk!
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Mamacita
Lakefront liberal
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![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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pimple
Ship's Irruption
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What do you get for Chorister
This ought to be a poll - from "No reasoable offer refused" to "Chorister is priceless - NOT FOR SALE!
Dang me if I'm posting on thet thar thread!
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In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
# 11014
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Famous Consecutive Militant Sheep
Baa. Baa. BOOM!
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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fisher
Shipmate
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quote:
Graham Dow and the Divine Outlaw Dwarf
Not quite sure why, but I like the sound of this. Maybe it'd make a good children's story, or a weird morality tale or something.
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"Down, down, presumptuous human reason!" But somehow they found out I was not a real bishop at all G. K. Chesterton
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pimple
Ship's Irruption
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Castration (St. Sarcastica)
I know it's an anagram of something but you'll have to give me more help, Curiosity... ![[Hot and Hormonal]](icon_redface.gif)
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In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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NoCal Big Lebowski (Campbellite)
I think he prefers to be called "The Dude."
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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pimple
Ship's Irruption
# 10635
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How much is SoF your Off Centre View
ITTWWSoFWF.... ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
[ 25. February 2008, 07:22: Message edited by: pimple ]
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In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)
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rosamundi
Ship's lacemaker
# 2495
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Anybody else watching...
(Apothecary)
Why? Is he about to do something interesting? ![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif)
[ 26. February 2008, 19:56: Message edited by: rosamundi ]
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Website.
Ship of Fools flickr group
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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The New, Improved Moo
Maa. Mee. Mii. Myy. Muu.
Nah, I like the original the best.
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PrettyFly
Ship's sunbather
# 13157
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Funny nicknames Beautiful Dreamer
I think that's quite a nice nickname!
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Screw today. I'm going for ice cream.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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The New, Improved PeteCanada
About time too!
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Joyeux
Ship's Lady of Laughter
# 3851
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What was wrong with Mad Geo
umm... hmm... how does one begin to answer such a question?
And here's the answer:
Calling Andrew Brown... Comet
Making an identity error in that way could lead to all sorts of other problems
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
# 6075
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What was wrong with... DmplnJeff
He died from a lack of vowels. May he rst n pc.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Golden Key
Shipmate
# 1468
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Wear a sweater for Piglet.
IIRC, Pooh's friend did sometimes wear a sweater.
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
# 10424
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Celebrity Crushes piglet
I hope piglet sues!
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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Celebrity Crushes piglet
Arise Denizens of the Hundred Acre Wood! Let us take torch and pitchfork unto the Castle of Jordan & Peter and avenge this outrage
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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Sleepwalking into Marvin the Martian
This makes me very angry. Very angry indeed.
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Drifting Star
Drifting against the wind
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Agreeing the date of Saint Bertelin
I think he's old enough to sort out his own dates.
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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus
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PrettyFly
Ship's sunbather
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What was wrong with The Wanderer
He roamed around around around around...
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Screw today. I'm going for ice cream.
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Joyeux
Ship's Lady of Laughter
# 3851
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The problem with the Afghan
Nobody washed the wool before starting to crochet, so now it has shrunk all funny.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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What do we know about Emma-Jean
Well, not a lot but I'm happy to learn more.
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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The Genuflection Plus... Ecclesiastical Flip-flop
What a hazardous combination! One might slip on those polished cathedral floor! - Where's health and safety when you need them?
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Mrs. Candle
Shipmate
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You can't trust...Schroedinger's cat
Don't let the huggy avatar fool you.
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Je suis le président de Burundi.
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
# 582
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You can't trust the Leo
And the Pisces can be a bit slippery too...
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
# 10424
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You can't trust the Nightlamp
Well then, buy a better quality one!
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Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
# 582
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Graham Dow and the Esmeralda
I've already made it clear, there's nothing between us except that he married me.
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
# 6075
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Eurovision calling Auntie Doris
Oh, had she heard the calling - she would have been chosen - a proud defender of Britannia!
She'd have my voice, and might hers fail.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
# 10424
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the English [-] only rule Lowly Worm
We all have our crosses to bear!
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Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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What is happening in jugular
Bloodflow, one hopes.
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pimple
Ship's Irruption
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The English[-]only Rule the Bede's AmericanSuccessor
How are the mighty fallen! ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
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In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)
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monkeylizard
Ship's scurvy
# 952
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In DH:
Bishop of Horsham outed Saint Chad
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The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. ~ Herbert Spencer (1820 - 1903)
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seasick
...over the edge
# 48
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You can't trust the Bishops Finger
... not to mention the rest of him...
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We believe there is, and always was, in every Christian Church, ... an outward priesthood, ordained by Jesus Christ, and an outward sacrifice offered therein. - John Wesley
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Ariel
Shipmate
# 58
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You can't trust the Cod. It's gone off. And most of my chips are missing too.
[ 03. March 2008, 19:41: Message edited by: Ariel ]
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