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Thread: Grandson of FLP (Famous Last Posts!)
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Pastors clash over Ham'n'Eggs
They're mine!
No they're mine!
I ordered exactly this order!
So did I!
You obnoxious Baptist!
You ridiculous Methodist!
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Black church, white Lietuvos Sv. Kazimieras
But but but ... his avatar is ... I mean ... Martin Luther King was ...
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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
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Don't find Shannon (Justlooking)
Look harder, then.
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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.
--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Gene Robinson invited... Choirboy
Uh-oh. Do I wanna know...? ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
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Café now testing Siren's Call
Break out the wax and lash me to the mast!
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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Gene Robinson invited... Comper's Child
I can see a theme developing here! ![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif)
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Definitive List of... Emma.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Attention Doctor Who The Wanderer
Why don't you settle down somewhere?
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Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Caty S.
I read, therefore I am.
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Santa Fe meet in the ... moonlitdoor
You'll only annoy people if you block the entrance all night. And wouldn't somewhere with seats be more comfortable?
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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What do you get for Real Ale Methodist
I wonder that you should even ask!
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Drifting Star
Drifting against the wind
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How do I find a suitable Arrietty
You don't. You'll have to make do with this unsuitable one.
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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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quote:
Originally posted by Drifting Star:
How do I find a suitable Arrietty
Obviously, you have to read Mary Norton's The Borrowers.
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I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.
http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/
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Triple Tiara
Ship's Papabile
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Women's World Day of beachlass
Is that a bit like the Miss World Pageant?
[ 17. March 2008, 13:10: Message edited by: Triple Tiara ]
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I'm a Roman. You may call me Caligula.
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Joyeux
Ship's Lady of Laughter
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Let's mistranslate pimple
Instead of "acne" that gives us "Acme," the company famous for providing any / all necessary devices to Bugs Bunny & friends. Or a company that makes bricks for building.
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Float?...Do science too
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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Explaining the apparent Moo
Hmmm...come to think of it, I am standing in the middle os a pasture, and there are all these spotted hoofers standing around...could that be from whence these strange sounds emit?
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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I am not your fucking scribbler
I have fucking beautiful handwriting.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Mamacita
Lakefront liberal
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Dangit Kel. Beat me to it!
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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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scribbler
Shipmate
# 12268
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Explaining the apparent Janine
As opposed to the Janine that is shrouded in mystery.
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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Thread size davelarge.
Is that like 'extra large' but only for people called Dave?
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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Joyeux
Ship's Lady of Laughter
# 3851
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Oi! Mills-Maccartney No_Matter
nevermind we have something better to discuss
Oi! Mills-Maccartney Mad Cat
Alliteration makes it more interesting.
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Float?...Do science too
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PrettyFly
Ship's sunbather
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What's a Christian Mousethief
A Mousethief who is sincerely repentant of all his mouse-theft.
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Screw today. I'm going for ice cream.
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Autenrieth Road
Shipmate
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It never rains on Palm ptarmigan
Only on Palm ptarmigan hunters.
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Truth
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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The New, Improved PeteCanada
So, can I throw away the one we are storing here?
[ 19. March 2008, 06:55: Message edited by: Welease Woderwick ]
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Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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vascopyjama
Shipmate
# 1953
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Romans Welease Woderwick
well it is that time of year again.....
[ 19. March 2008, 07:30: Message edited by: vascopyjama ]
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PrettyFly
Ship's sunbather
# 13157
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When I grow up I'm The Rebel
A fine ambition!
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
# 10290
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Were Peter and Paul's Nigel M
the same as Matthew and Jude's NigelM? And what of the apocryphal NigelM?
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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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PrettyFly
Ship's sunbather
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That's not in the Bible! Frustrated Farmer
Oh I don't know, what about the one whose enemy planted weeds among his crops? Or the one who lost half his seed to birds and rocky ground? I bet they were both pretty ticked off.
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Help, what is a girl Martin L
A girl with an unfortunate name? A guy named Martin taking hormones?
[ 21. March 2008, 00:58: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
# 582
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Is there an Atlanta Beautiful Dreamer?
Actually, I think there may well be. You've certainly got the right State.
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http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
# 10424
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Café now testing Anselm
Shouldn't that be the other way around?
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
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Bishop leaves Canadian moveable_type
proclaims "calligraphy is next to theology, eh"
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PrettyFly
Ship's sunbather
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Carbon Footprint of cliffdweller
Not much, surely?
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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Cafe now testing Jonah the Whale
Apprentice Exam Paper 1: Describe how you would go about making a Krillburger fit for a Prophet. (Be amusing.)
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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Pope Benedict XVI's AltarMan
Would that be some sort of Super-Acolyte?
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Trusting God -- what wiffle
Oh God, not another obnoxious atheist thread.
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Mamacita
Lakefront liberal
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Your first Easter Liturgy Queen -- wearing a fabulous hat, I hope.
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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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scribbler
Shipmate
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You know you're getting Dave the Bass
Well, I was planning on bringing him trout, but if you insist!
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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Church replaces Easter scribbler
What he wrote wasn't a patch on the Gospels
Surplice - low church Spike
Surely an oxymoron?
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http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/
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A Feminine Force
Ship's Onager
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quote:
Originally posted by Gwai:
quote:
Originally posted by A Feminine Force:
Cafe now testing ... Eutychus
We'll let you know if he passes.
LAFF
Are we testing to see if he can stay in the window this time?
It occurred to me afterwards that I had left out a preposition - "out" or "through" might have been appropriate.
LAFF
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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
# 11333
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The political junkie...Orb
would probably be a faster and less damaging way of choosing a Democratic candidate for us here in the US.
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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.
--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
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Cusanus
Ship's Schoolmaster
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Can anyone sing the... Trisagion.
Hmmm. *checks* 'Holy, holy holyyyy!'
Yup.
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