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Thread: Grandson of FLP (Famous Last Posts!)
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Timothy the Obscure
Mostly Friendly
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What profiteth it a...
Hooker's Trick
Isn't that about $4300? With the right highly placed politician client, of course.
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When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion.
- C. P. Snow
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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What is meant by the Martin PC not & Ship's Biohazard
Answers on a postcard, please...
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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There's something in ken
Like the rest of us it is probably mostly bones and giblets.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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Who Still Uses the Hooker's Trick
Hookers, I would presume.
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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PrettyFly
Ship's sunbather
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Celebrity Crushes Schroedinger's Cat
![[Waterworks]](graemlins/bawling.gif) And that is why you should always check the sofa before sitting down.
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Screw today. I'm going for ice cream.
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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quote:
Originally posted by mirrizin:
Who Still Uses the Hooker's Trick
Hookers, I would presume.
Please see here!
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I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.
http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
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What's the worst movie WhoreofBabylon
Doris Day, I think, or maybe Sally Field. Although Lawrence Fishburne would be really bad, too.
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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
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Hazey*Jane
Ship's Biscuit Crumbs
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quote:
Originally posted by PrettyFly:
Celebrity Crushes Schroedinger's Cat
And that is why you should always check the sofa before sitting down.
![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
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Zoey
Broken idealist
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Walking around the Riff Raff
Some of us have standards, you know. Wouldn't want to be tainted by contact with those lower beings, would we now?
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Pay no mind, I'm doing fine, I'm breathing on my own.
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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You Know You're Getting Celtic Knotweed
when you can't get those tough, weedy shamrock-like things out of your flower beds.
[ 03. April 2008, 22:49: Message edited by: Sioni Sais ]
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Walking around the Wiff Waff.
Be vewwy, vewwy carefuw....
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
# 473
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Who still uses the Coffee Cup
I don't know, but it's well overdue for a wash.
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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Foaming Draught
The Low in Low Church
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Robert Mugabe Matt Black
Gordon Brown Off White
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Australians all let us ring Joyce
For she is young and free
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Not exactly a FLP, but I felt I had to confess somewhere that I read
Bill to ordain women...
(Anthropax)
as the much-needed
Bill to explain women
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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy
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the pilgrim
Ship's Brownist
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Is ignorance an excuse... Liverpool fan
The perpetual question of Manchester supporters.
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Life is good in the palm of God's hand.
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the pilgrim
Ship's Brownist
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Does the Anglican parish.. Blaise
Only if you forget to put out the candles after the service.
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Life is good in the palm of God's hand.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Café now testing Melon
Can I have a little ginger on mine, please?
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Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Caty S.
I read, therefore I am.
# 11996
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Any 'wrong' sex acts? Angus McDangley
I don't want to know what that involves - I'm far too young and innocent to hear about it.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Is there anger with Bucca
Well I'm not angry with Bucca, but I can't say for sure that nobody else is.
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This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
# 10424
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How did you get your Sir Kevin
Free with a box of breakfast cereal?
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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How did you get your Lolly
A nice man in a big shiny car gave it to me as I was walking home from school. ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...
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Drifting Star
Drifting against the wind
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Is there anger with Angry Preacher
Well duh! ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus
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the pilgrim
Ship's Brownist
# 13263
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How do you grow an Bishops Finger
Piss him off while he's driving?
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Life is good in the palm of God's hand.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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How did you get your Angus McDangley
Well, um ... ![[Hot and Hormonal]](icon_redface.gif)
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This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...
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the pilgrim
Ship's Brownist
# 13263
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I don't want Jack Spiffy
I much prefer the shaggy, unkept Jack we all know and have grown to love.
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Life is good in the palm of God's hand.
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PrettyFly
Ship's sunbather
# 13157
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Pappa's gonna buy you Paddy O'Furniture
Excellent! Just what we needed, just leave it on the porch. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
[ 07. April 2008, 18:41: Message edited by: PrettyFly ]
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Screw today. I'm going for ice cream.
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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How did you get your... blackbeard
Let it grow, let it grow, let it grow...
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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PrettyFly
Ship's sunbather
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Papa's gonna buy you Wet Kipper
Umm... gee, thanks dad. ![[Ultra confused]](graemlins/confused2.gif)
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Screw today. I'm going for ice cream.
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
# 11014
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How did you get your Hare today?
With a little help from Elmer Fudd.
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
# 473
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Walking around the comet
Hey, isn't it just typical - the second you sign up for something manageable they go and move the goalposts
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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comet
Snowball in Hell
# 10353
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it just got easier, Chorister:
Walking around the Yangze
which should be easy enough if there are bridges handy.
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
# 473
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How did you get your stapling machine?
Well, if you must know, I got it at one of those small, independent stationers at the top end of town.
The things they ask on ship of fools these days..... And to think that this was once a site for cutting edge theological questions ![[Disappointed]](graemlins/disappointed.gif)
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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How did you get your Lady R of Ashwood
Picked 'er up on a recent trip to Ashwood!
(What a fruitful thread for FLPs!)
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Hazey*Jane
Ship's Biscuit Crumbs
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I have a feeling that the recent name change amnesty will bear a lot of fruit for this thread...
Why are Christians so Angus McDangley
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Drifting Star
Drifting against the wind
# 12799
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Crucifixion and death...Lamb Chopped
I suppose that's not a bad summing up.
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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus
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the giant cheeseburger
Shipmate
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Gotta love this Styx thread...
Recent problem with Marvin the Martian
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If I give a homeopathy advocate a really huge punch in the face, can the injury be cured by giving them another really small punch in the face?
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Loquacious beachcomber
Shipmate
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Hillary is going to... Angry Preacher.
She probably wants to hear just what it was that Obama's pastor said.
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TODAY'S SPECIAL - AND SO ARE YOU (Sign on beachfront fish & chips shop)
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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The Apprentice Dormouse
Good grief do even mice have to pass NVQs these days?
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
# 11014
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Positions Vacant: Stoker
Come on baby, light my fire!
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Rossweisse
High Church Valkyrie
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What do you think of... AltarMan
I'm not sure I'm allowed to go into full details in The Circus.
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Joyeux
Ship's Lady of Laughter
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Where did you get your Eutychus
At the general supply store.
Ahhh look at all the Lamb Chopped
in the butcher's window.
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Float?...Do science too
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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Walking Around the pilgrim
"It's what I do."
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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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the pilgrim
Ship's Brownist
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How did you get your Rook
I threatened his queen with a classic knight fork attack.
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Life is good in the palm of God's hand.
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Joyeux
Ship's Lady of Laughter
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Is there anger with Angry Preacher
I'm going to take a wild guess here and say "maybe..."
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Float?...Do science too
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Whatever happens is Bucca
A slight variation on an... original worldview ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy
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Rossweisse
High Church Valkyrie
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Rites being used for... aredstatemystic
....do not differ significantly for those for a blue state mystic.
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