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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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The sin of Ham (Moo)
There's a joke there somewhere. A pig and a cow walk into a bar....
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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How did you get your Angus McDangley
Well, I was born with it.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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pimple
Ship's Irruption
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Where was the Episcopalian Pigwidgeon
Me and my fellow twitchers, we walked right across Wimbledon Common, an' all we saw were parakeets. ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
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In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)
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Rossweisse
High Church Valkyrie
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Healthy food choices... Rat
There's really nothing inherently wrong with it, if it's properly prepared -- but our learned prejudices argue against finding this form of animal protein on our tables.
Ross
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Rossweisse
High Church Valkyrie
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quote:
Originally posted by Zappa:
Hhhhmph. You pipped me to the post. (Errrm: by about 33 minutes! ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif) )
![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Anyone affected by Rossweisse
Aren't we all in one way or another?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Spike
Mostly Harmless
# 36
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The Maintenence of Chorister
Tough job, but someone's gotta do it!
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"May you get to heaven before the devil knows you're dead" - Irish blessing
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Foaming Draught
The Low in Low Church
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The first gospel? Barnabas62
What happened to the opening 61 chapters?
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Australians all let us ring Joyce
For she is young and free
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Spike
Mostly Harmless
# 36
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Can a Christian have mousethief
Well, if mousethief is happy with that and you're both consenting adults....
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"May you get to heaven before the devil knows you're dead" - Irish blessing
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Swish
Shipmate
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Sof's worst Christian ... Lynn MagdalenCollege
which is an incredibly harsh thing to say, especially in heaven.
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Sorry Ted. I was concentrating too hard on looking holy.
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the pilgrim
Ship's Brownist
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God breathed Lamb Chopped
Noah sailed and bunnies hopped
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Life is good in the palm of God's hand.
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duchess
Ship's Blue Blooded Lady
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quote:
Originally posted by Rossweisse:
Healthy food choices... Rat
There's really nothing inherently wrong with it, if it's properly prepared -- but our learned prejudices argue against finding this form of animal protein on our tables.
Ross
Low-carb too.
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♬♭ We're setting sail to the place on the map from which nobody has ever returned ♫♪♮
Ship of Fools-World Party
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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SoF's worst Christian Enigma
the worst? hmm.
How many acolytes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Which came first, the thurifer or the crucifer? (perhaps that's too personal a question)
if an orthodox patriarch left Saint Lewis going 25 km/h, and an anglican primate left phoenix going 17.5 km/h, which one chanted the evening prayer in des moines that night?
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Who still uses the dj_ordinaire
Surely everybody's upgraded to dj_extradoubleplus by now?
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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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quote:
Originally posted by Spike:
Can a Christian have mousethief
Well, if mousethief is happy with that and you're both consenting adults....
I rather think Josephine would have to be happy with it too..
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http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Tips for Attending PeteC
Take GIN with you for him to pour on his cereal.
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Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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Developing Christian Birdseye
A Christian food initiative! Complete with a little fish on the inside.
[ 22. April 2008, 11:48: Message edited by: Sioni Sais ]
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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House of Prayer or Organ Builder
Guys carrying in big pipes, banging, knocking holes in the walls -- who can pray with all this organ building going on?
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the pilgrim
Ship's Brownist
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Making the baby Jesus Amanda B. Recondwythe
I guess that would be his Daddy's doin!
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Rossweisse
High Church Valkyrie
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Who still uses the... moveable_type
I'm sure there's still someone out there with a set of antiques, but really, it's all been computerized for at least twenty years.
Ross
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Timothy the Obscure
Mostly Friendly
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Is it time again for Paddy O'Furniture?
Here in Portland, it's probably going to be a couple of weeks at least until the rain lets up enough to make it useable.
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When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion.
- C. P. Snow
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pimple
Ship's Irruption
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Healthy food choices...marsupial
Kangaroo steaks, anyone?
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In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Man fined for putting... mousethief
Deceny forbid to specify where he put him.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Amos
Shipmate
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Masturbation prevents prostate cancer.... ORGANMEISTER
So that's how you got your name. Good health to you!
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luvanddaisies
the'fun'in'fundie'™
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Anyone affected by Mousethief?
- with a postcount like his, there's got to be quite a few
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"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." (Mark Twain)
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Man fined for putting... mousethief
Deceny forbid to specify where he put him.
I was afraid the verb referred to was not "put" but "putt". Ouch!
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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
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Masturbation Prevents...
(Name of Poster)
'Nuff said.
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Animals may be Evolution's Icing, but Bacteria are the Cake.
Andrew Knoll
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PrettyFly
Ship's sunbather
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The Maintenance of caty
She needs lots of sunlight and just the right amount of water.
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Screw today. I'm going for ice cream.
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Caty S.
I read, therefore I am.
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![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
Masturbation prevents... Angus McDangley
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I'm just not going to comment.
(I had such a clean mind before I started hanging out here.)
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pimple
Ship's Irruption
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I'm next on the list.
Don't even think about it.... ![[Mad]](angryfire.gif)
[ 23. April 2008, 18:57: Message edited by: pimple ]
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In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Must see TV: Televangelist... Spiffy
Few dare sheepishly resist!
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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God breathed LynnMagdalenCollege
Ah, now I understand why she's infallible.
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http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/
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Rossweisse
High Church Valkyrie
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The FLDS Church and... Alogon
My money's on Alogon, both for propriety and for winning in any contest.
Ross
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Demons and the shedding... Eutychus
That's the way. Get into your garden shed for a bit of pottering about. Demons don't like this. Eutychus does. And look at that garden now! Brilliant!
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Must see TV: Televangelist DmplnJeff
Yup, well it would be worth seeing but somehow I have difficulty envisioning him in the role.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Rossweisse
High Church Valkyrie
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Anyone affected by... Mad Geo
That would be anyone who reads the boards, let alone posts!
Ross
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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quote:
Originally posted by pimple:
I'm next on the list.
Don't even think about it....
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
# 10424
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Babies in your bed Spawn
We'll have none of that in my bed, thank you very much!
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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Australia's first woman... Cranmer's baggage
![[Eek!]](eek.gif) I never knew Cranmer even got to Oz, let alone took his mistress!
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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
# 10424
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Reduced standard of mousethief
...and they said it couldn't be done!
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Joyeux
Ship's Lady of Laughter
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A place for those under Rossweisse
"An enviable position," I would imagine they'd say.
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Float?...Do science too
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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Masturbation 'prevents Angus McDangley
Well, I guess it would keep it from dangling...
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Rossweisse
High Church Valkyrie
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quote:
Originally posted by Joyeux:
A place for those under Rossweisse
"An enviable position," I would imagine they'd say.
No, I'm not cut out for management. It's hard enough to herd cats without putting one of said felines in charge.
Ross
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